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Clips from Cabin Boy

Movies 1994 80 min ★ 5.4/10 (9,773 ratings) 911 clips
Adventure Romance Comedy

Credits

Nathanial.
"Nathanial."
Cabin Boy
What sweet news!
"What sweet news!"
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My dear daddy has arranged for my immediate departure...
"My dear daddy has arranged for my immediate departure..."
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from Stephenwood, tomorrow, after graduation.
"from Stephenwood, tomorrow, after graduation."
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And he's booked me first-class passage on the Queen Catherine.
"And he's booked me first-class passage on the Queen Catherine."
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that you should experience even the slightest discomfort.
"that you should experience even the slightest discomfort."
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Yes. Good point.
"Yes. Good point."
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As I'm sure you're well aware, Reichmaster Timmons,
"As I'm sure you're well aware, Reichmaster Timmons,"
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I'm to take over the family-run hotel chain in beautiful sun-drenched Hawaii.
"I'm to take over the family-run hotel chain in beautiful sun-drenched Hawaii."
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- Yes? - Young Nathanial.
"- Yes? - Young Nathanial."
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The faculty and myself have made endless attempts to teach you to curb...
"The faculty and myself have made endless attempts to teach you to curb..."
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your condescensions towards others.
"your condescensions towards others."
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As a fancy lad, respecting those around you is both your duty and your obligation.
"As a fancy lad, respecting those around you is both your duty and your obligation."
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I'm sorry, sir. I was just pondering what drifter's corpse you stole those shoes from.
"I'm sorry, sir. I was just pondering what drifter's corpse you stole those shoes from."
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My God!
"My God!"
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You are a hateful creature, aren't you?
"You are a hateful creature, aren't you?"
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Come on, it was just a joke.
"Come on, it was just a joke."
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The origin of the bowler... can be traced back...
"The origin of the bowler... can be traced back..."
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The simplest and most popular way to tip... a hat...
"The simplest and most popular way to tip... a hat..."
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is the Chatman Street method.
"is the Chatman Street method."
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It is performed thusly.
"It is performed thusly."
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Nathanial! You may sit down, Lawrence.
"Nathanial! You may sit down, Lawrence."
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It is unfair to ask you to continue in the presence of this cackling baboon!
"It is unfair to ask you to continue in the presence of this cackling baboon!"
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Somebody's daddy's missing a leg!
"Somebody's daddy's missing a leg!"
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Since you seem so anxious to interrupt the proceedings with your infantile babble,
"Since you seem so anxious to interrupt the proceedings with your infantile babble,"
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kindly step forward and give us your presentation.
"kindly step forward and give us your presentation."
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It would my pleasure, my dear underpaid professor.
"It would my pleasure, my dear underpaid professor."
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Excuse me.
"Excuse me."
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is a 14th century Norwegian evening derby.
"is a 14th century Norwegian evening derby."
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Very few of these exist today, and those that do reside in museums or in the possession...
"Very few of these exist today, and those that do reside in museums or in the possession..."
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of extraordinarily rich young men who happen to have rather large penises.
"of extraordinarily rich young men who happen to have rather large penises."
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You are now officially a fancy lad.
"You are now officially a fancy lad."
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And it is my sincere hope that you will bring dignity and humility to that high honor.
"And it is my sincere hope that you will bring dignity and humility to that high honor."
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Oh, sure. In fact, I think I have the picture of his backside in my wallet...
"Oh, sure. In fact, I think I have the picture of his backside in my wallet..."
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if you care to kiss it right here.
"if you care to kiss it right here."
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Nathanial, whatever shall become of you?
"Nathanial, whatever shall become of you?"
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Don't worry, about me, Timmons. My life shall never be anything less than perfect.
"Don't worry, about me, Timmons. My life shall never be anything less than perfect."
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Okay, come on. Let's get this thing moving! Oh, and thank you for opening the door for me.
"Okay, come on. Let's get this thing moving! Oh, and thank you for opening the door for me."
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Good riddance, you horrible, dreadful, nasty little bastard.
"Good riddance, you horrible, dreadful, nasty little bastard."
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You're driving too fast. Slow it down!
"You're driving too fast. Slow it down!"
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Not that slow, imbecile. Speed up!
"Not that slow, imbecile. Speed up!"
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What do you think you're doing?
"What do you think you're doing?"
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I merely suggested that you have the driving ability of a brain-dead laboratory, ape.
"I merely suggested that you have the driving ability of a brain-dead laboratory, ape."
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- Welcome to the real world, kid. - Well, fiine.
"- Welcome to the real world, kid. - Well, fiine."
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I'll just get right back in. I don't know what you... Hey! Come back here, you!
"I'll just get right back in. I don't know what you... Hey! Come back here, you!"
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Dear Lord,
"Dear Lord,"
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I'm about to embark on a brisk walk,
"I'm about to embark on a brisk walk,"
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I pray, do not allow me to break a sweat.
"I pray, do not allow me to break a sweat."
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One, two, I'm walking.
"One, two, I'm walking."
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The Golden Mist Seaport.
"The Golden Mist Seaport."
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Oh, thank you. Thank...
"Oh, thank you. Thank..."
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My luxurious suite on the Queen Catherine awaits me.
"My luxurious suite on the Queen Catherine awaits me."
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I'll be with you uno momento, my friend.
"I'll be with you uno momento, my friend."
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Oh, yes.
"Oh, yes."
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Oh, finally. Okay.
"Oh, finally. Okay."
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Pardon me...
"Pardon me..."
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Oh, geez. Where are you...
"Oh, geez. Where are you..."
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Stop it! Stop.
"Stop it! Stop."
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I've had it with you bunch of stinkos in here.
"I've had it with you bunch of stinkos in here."
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Look, I am in desperate need of assistance.
"Look, I am in desperate need of assistance."
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Well, well, well, what's on your mind, little girl?
"Well, well, well, what's on your mind, little girl?"
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I realize that you are most likely the product of lower class inbreeding.
"I realize that you are most likely the product of lower class inbreeding."
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I have been wandering this dreary, village...
"I have been wandering this dreary, village..."
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- You wouldn't have any idea where she might be docked? - Ah, you know what you are?
"- You wouldn't have any idea where she might be docked? - Ah, you know what you are?"
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Boy, you're cute. Gosh, what a sweet little outfit.
"Boy, you're cute. Gosh, what a sweet little outfit."
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Is it your little spring outfit?
"Is it your little spring outfit?"
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You couldn't be cuter. You're so adorable. Oh, my.
"You couldn't be cuter. You're so adorable. Oh, my."
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You know, you remind me of my niece Sally. Lovely girl.
"You know, you remind me of my niece Sally. Lovely girl."
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She's a dietitian. Hey.
"She's a dietitian. Hey."
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- Would you like to buy a monkey? - I don't wanna buy a monkey.
"- Would you like to buy a monkey? - I don't wanna buy a monkey."
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What?
"What?"
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I can show you to that ship of yours.
"I can show you to that ship of yours."
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- You will? - Right down this road.
"- You will? - Right down this road."
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because they're gonna start the banquet soon and I must tell you, I am famished.
"because they're gonna start the banquet soon and I must tell you, I am famished."
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Listen, do yourself a favor. Don't let 'em give you any of that flank steak bullshit.
"Listen, do yourself a favor. Don't let 'em give you any of that flank steak bullshit."
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You know what I'm sayin'? Try, the London Broil. Yeah.
"You know what I'm sayin'? Try, the London Broil. Yeah."
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- That's a good tip. I shall do it. - Sure, pamper yourself.
"- That's a good tip. I shall do it. - Sure, pamper yourself."
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Well, I must tell you, for a yellow-eyed, gamey-smelling lowlife,
"Well, I must tell you, for a yellow-eyed, gamey-smelling lowlife,"
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- you really have quite a decent heart about you. - Well, thanks.
"- you really have quite a decent heart about you. - Well, thanks."
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I'm not gonna touch you, shake your hand or get near you because you're all of that.
"I'm not gonna touch you, shake your hand or get near you because you're all of that."
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Oh, man, oh, man,
"Oh, man, oh, man,"
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do I hate them fancy lads.
"do I hate them fancy lads."
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Uh, here's my boarding pass.
"Uh, here's my boarding pass."
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Please take me to the ship's finest quarters 'cause I wish to draw a hot bath. What a day.
"Please take me to the ship's finest quarters 'cause I wish to draw a hot bath. What a day."
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I ain't supposed to let nobody on the boat 'cause...
"I ain't supposed to let nobody on the boat 'cause..."
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Leo, no, no, no.
"Leo, no, no, no."
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Oh, I see. This is the Queen Catherine.
"Oh, I see. This is the Queen Catherine."
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Where we passengers pretend we're common type and slum it up a bit.
"Where we passengers pretend we're common type and slum it up a bit."
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Deliciously chic.
"Deliciously chic."
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- Step, step. - Yes, I know they're steps. I've seen steps before.
"- Step, step. - Yes, I know they're steps. I've seen steps before."
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Marvelous!
"Marvelous!"
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Oh, my, they sure do have an eye for detail, don't they?
"Oh, my, they sure do have an eye for detail, don't they?"
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Awards all around.
"Awards all around."
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You sure got things figured out, don't ya?
"You sure got things figured out, don't ya?"
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I was never real good at figurin' stuff out. Captain says I'm dumb as a carp.
"I was never real good at figurin' stuff out. Captain says I'm dumb as a carp."
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Here's how a harem girl dances.
"Here's how a harem girl dances."
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Okay, well, thank you for that, whatever that was.
"Okay, well, thank you for that, whatever that was."
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And now, enough of your silly gibberish. Go fetch me a cup of bouillon before I retire.
"And now, enough of your silly gibberish. Go fetch me a cup of bouillon before I retire."
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Bowl-yun.
"Bowl-yun."
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Bowl-yawn.
"Bowl-yawn."
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Maybe it's just a fancy word for chum.
"Maybe it's just a fancy word for chum."
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Sorry,. For a second, I thought you were my granny. She's dead.
"Sorry,. For a second, I thought you were my granny. She's dead."
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- Right. - Well, here's your bouillon.
"- Right. - Well, here's your bouillon."
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Thank you very, much. Now, will you please make sure that I'm not disturbed till 'morrow.
"Thank you very, much. Now, will you please make sure that I'm not disturbed till 'morrow."
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- Okay. Bye, lady. - Fine.
"- Okay. Bye, lady. - Fine."
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Oh, my.
"Oh, my."
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A bit spicy.
"A bit spicy."
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Quite robust.
"Quite robust."
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Whatever you say, Einstein.
"Whatever you say, Einstein."
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We figured you were hungry, so we bought you a stick of gum.
"We figured you were hungry, so we bought you a stick of gum."
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Gum.
"Gum."
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So, Skunk, what do you think? We got enough ocean behind us?
"So, Skunk, what do you think? We got enough ocean behind us?"
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- I think I'll turn in. Keep it steady, whatever works for you. - Okeydokey.
"- I think I'll turn in. Keep it steady, whatever works for you. - Okeydokey."
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Don't this beat all, boys?
"Don't this beat all, boys?"
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trying to pull here, but it's painfully obvious...
"trying to pull here, but it's painfully obvious..."
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Oh, I see.
"Oh, I see."
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This is all part of the theme, right? Sure.
"This is all part of the theme, right? Sure."
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And you're just stage actors pretending to be filthy drunkards.
"And you're just stage actors pretending to be filthy drunkards."
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Bravo. Bravo, everyone. Long live the theater.
"Bravo. Bravo, everyone. Long live the theater."
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- Am I missing something here? - Holy shit in a handbasket. This moron got on the wrong boat.
"- Am I missing something here? - Holy shit in a handbasket. This moron got on the wrong boat."
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