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Clips from Legally Blonde (2001)

"I'm never gonna be good enough for you, am I?"
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"- Don't ask. - Wasn't gonna."
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"- Don't you need to have evidence? - Meaning?"
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"that your claim should have, like, evidentiary support?"
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"And what kind of evidentiary support does this case require?"
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"Welcome back..."
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"And the purpose of diminished capacity is?"
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"No."
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"Yes. Yes, you are."
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"Go. You can do this."
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"I just thought that..."
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"You just thought you could come and show me what I'm definitely not missin'?"
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"That's not why I came by."
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"Paulette, how many times you gonna come here beggin' me to take you back?"
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"- Dewey Newcombe? - Who's askin'?"
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"Do you understand what subject matterjurisdiction is?"
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"which, heretofore, entitles her to what is legally referred to"
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"Come again?"
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"Due to the fact that you've retained... this residence..."
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"...Ms. Bonifante is entitled to full canine property ownership,"
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"and will be enforcing said ownership..."
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"I'm takin' the dog... dumbass!"
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"Come here."
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"Oh, my gosh, did you see him? He's probably still scratching his head."
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"Which must be a nice vacation for his balls."
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"Oh..."
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"Well, according to Swinney v. Neubert,"
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"Swinney, who was also a private sperm donor,"
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"with the hours set forth by the parents."
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"So, if we're sticking to past precedent, I mean, Mr. Latimer wasn't stalking."
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"But Swinney was a one-time sperm donor."
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"And, in our case, the defendant was an habitual sperm donor,"
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"who also happens to be harassing the parents in his quest for visitation."
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"Yes, Ms. Woods?"
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"I have to wonder if the defendant kept a thorough record"
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"of every sperm emission made throughout his life."
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"Interesting. Why do you ask?"
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"to contact every single one-night stand"
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"to determine if a child resulted in those unions,"
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"Why now? Why this sperm?"
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"could be termed reckless abandonment."
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"I believe you've just won your case."
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"- Ms. Woods, you did well today. - Really?"
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"- I don't know. - Well, you should."
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"- Do you have a rÈsumÈ? - Yes, I do."
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"Do you think she woke up one morning and said,"
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"Here's the Windham file."
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"Smell this."
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"- What's that? - It's her rÈsumÈ."
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"Callahan's firm is defending a murder trial."
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"- We got it! - Yes."
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"That only leaves one for..."
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"Oh, Warner."
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"in the hot tub after Winter Formal?"
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"Yeah... No."
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"This is so much better than that!"
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"Four hours?"
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"You look very nice today, Vivian."
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"We're defending Brooke Windham, whose very wealthy husband"
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"was found shot dead in their Beacon Hill mansion."
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"since the stiff was 60, but she was rich on her own."
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"Some kind of fitness empire."
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"You can buy her exercise tapes on infomercials."
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"Wait, are you talking about Brooke Taylor?"
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"She's a Delta Nu. She wasn't in my pledge class."
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""Amazing?" How?"
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"She can make you lose three pounds in one class."
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"She was seen standing over her husband's body."
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"- Sorry I'm late. Excuse me. - This is Emmett Richmond, an associate."
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"Top three in his class and former editor of Harvard Law Review."
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"So, what about the murder weapon?"
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"The gun is missing."
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"I just don't think Brooke could have done this."
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"Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy."
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"I bent down to check his heart, screamed my head off,"
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"and then Enrique and Chutney ran inside."
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"OK, your stepdaughter and the pool boy came in,"
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"where they saw you standing over the body, covered in his blood."
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"Believe me, the DA will come up with plenty of reasons."
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"I loved him."
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"That doesn't look so good to a jury."
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"Then show them a picture of his dick."
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"That might clear a few things up."
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"But a jury is gonna want an alibi."
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"Well, I can't give you that."
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"And if you put me on the stand, I'll lie."
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"Well, then, I guess we're done for today."
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"- Hey. I know you. - Hi."
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"I'm a Delta Nu. And I'm a huge fan of yours."
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"- You took my class in LA. - Uh-huh."
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"You had the best high kick I've ever seen."
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"- Are you one of my lawyers? - Yeah, sort of."
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"Well, thank God one of you has a brain."
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"Let's go."
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"That's 'cause men are big fat retards who don't..."
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"- Afternoon, ladies. - It's him."
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"Oh, my God."
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"- How you doin' today? - Fine."
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"Take it easy."
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"That's great, Paulette."
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"Is this the only interaction you two have ever had?"
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"Sometimes I say, "OK," instead of "fine. ""
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"Why don't you offer him a cold beverage, or a neck massage, or something?"
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"- Oh, come on, what's the point? - Trust me. You have all the equipment."
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"You just need to read the manual."
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"I'm gonna show a little maneuver that my mother taught me in junior high."
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"of getting a man's attention and, when used appropriately,"
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"it has an 83 percent rate of return on a dinner invitation."
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"Wow."
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"I think I dropped something that I need to pick up."
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"Yeah. A little less bend, a little more snap."
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"Like this?"
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"Good snap! Come on."
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"You! Come on. You can do it."
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"Bend... and snap."
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"Bend... and snap."
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"Good job! A little attitude, please."
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"Bend... and snap."
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"Good job, everybody."
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"Come on, Paulette."
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