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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - I, Carumbus (S32E32)

"We started at the bottom"
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"and now we're one rung from the top."
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"It's a natural stopping point."
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"Pardon me, Senator."
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"I'm sorry you find my ambition so distasteful."
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"Mmm. (chuckles)"
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"- ♪ ♪ - (cheering)"
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"To the Roman Empire."
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"May it last forever, in some strange form or another."
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"Ooh."
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"Can't be too careful these days."
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"‐(grunting) ‐Poison."
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"You wouldn't."
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"- (all gasp) - The emperor is dead!"
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"Who will nominate his successor?"
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"Friends, Romans, countrymen."
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"That's me."
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"We deserve an emperor who can"
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"boldly lead us into the future."
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"My son, Bartigula."
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"Wha?!"
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"(chanting): Bartigula!"
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"Bartigula! Bartigula!"
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"Bartigula!"
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"CURATOR: And so began the reign of Bartigula the Jerk."
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"Eager to expand the empire, he declared war"
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"Despite some early victories,"
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"thousands drowned."
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"Bartigula blamed the troubles of Rome"
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"So he built a large and expensive wall to keep them out."
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"Awk, who needs ya?"
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"Ya Carthage‐sacking"
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"aqueduct guzzlers."
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"CURATOR: And finally, to silence his critics,"
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"CURATOR: The young emperor had gone mad with power."
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"Listen up, Rome‐wads."
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"The empire's in crisis,"
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"the economy's in the crapatorium,"
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"and Neptune's kicking our butts, somehow."
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"I now realize..."
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"I can no longer be your emperor."
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"Oh. Phew."
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"Because I am now your god!"
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"(crowd clamoring)"
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"That's it. I'm taking a stand."
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"(grunting)"
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"My son isn't a god."
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"He's just an entitled little psycho."
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"Society must come to its senses"
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"- Uh... uh... - Hmm. I don't know."
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"Blasphemy! Seize him!"
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"For your heresy, Father, I sentence you"
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"to be eaten by the lions."
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"(gasps)"
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"Hmm. We're gonna need more lions."
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"Why are we here?"
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"They said I could bring a couple of belongings."
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"Hey, this is where we made our freedom pact, remember?"
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"The one you refused to honor for 20 years."
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"was the first worst thing I ever did,"
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"- We're in a jail cell, you dope. - (whines)"
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"Father, we have to get you out of the city."
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"Hurry, and you can still escape."
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"No, I'm not going to run."
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"Because you physically can't?"
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"Yes, mostly, but also"
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"Are you fellas with me?"
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"Uh... no."
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"Oh."
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"CURATOR: Though he had lost everything,"
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"Looks like Hannibal's missing an elephant."
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"‐(laughter) ‐Oh, yeah."
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"We who are about to die"
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"- Oh! - (crowd laughing)"
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"(groans)"
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"You dare show me your moon flaps?"
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"Bartigula, no!"
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"father and son engaged in bloody battle."
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"(whimpers)"
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"but Obeseus was fatter."
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"(grunts)"
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"(growling)"
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"CROWD (chanting): Kill the god! Kill the god!"
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"What?"
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"(both grunting)"
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"Worst of all,"
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"I really screwed over my friends."
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"I poisoned everything I loved"
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"with my boundless ambition."
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"(sighs)"
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"Mom, what about me?"
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"We never really... clicked."
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"CURATOR: With that, the match was lit"
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"that would burn Rome to the ground..."
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"Haw‐haw!"
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"The moral of that story is clear:"
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"Marge is wrong and ambition is terrible."
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"No, no, no. The lesson is that the unchecked lust"
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"for money and power can bring"
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"a once‐great nation to ruin."
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"Don't blame me. Blame your mother."
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"I just wanted you to go to one lousy training seminar."
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"Did you not even listen to the old guy's story about..."
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"- (overlapping chatter) - (Curator groans)"
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"When will humanity ever learn..."
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"to stop letting stupid people into museums?"
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"- (overlapping chatter) - They're missing the whole point."
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"If Rome had kept worshipping us, everything would have been fine."
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"Get over it, Dad."
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"You always get so worked up whenever you watch the mortals."
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"Can we change the channel?"
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"This show sucks now."
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"Yeah, it's totally gone off the rails since season 2016."
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"Definitely feels like they're wrapping it up."
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"Any day now."
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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"♪ When in Rome you do like the Romans do ♪"
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"♪ You play like the Romans play together ♪"
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"♪ You're all invited, so right this way ♪"
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"♪ You're gonna meet the Roman holidays. ♪"
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