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Clips from Master of None - Buona Notte (S02E02)

""Your happy days...""
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""All of my kisses...""
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""In just one moment...""
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""A year of love.""
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""A year of love.""
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"I'm not gonna kiss you on the first dance."
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"I'm not trying to kiss you."
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"Yes, you are."
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"Come with me."
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"No."
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"Why'd you let him near those dice?"
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"What'd you think he was gonna do?"
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"Play Monopoly?"
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"I was just giving him a little taste, all right?"
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"How was I supposed to know he was gonna get in some dirty cab,"
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"and never come back?"
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"But you know how the story goes."
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"What's it gonna take for you to say no"
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"to your baby brother?"
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"I got problems too, right?"
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"Baby brother that."
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"That's all I get."
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"Well, I used to be a baby brother once too, remember?"
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"Until I saw Richie fall off the roof"
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"of that construction site."
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"And again! And again!"
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"And again! And again!"
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"Every night before I got to bed!"
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"So you keep telling me, "Hey, man,"
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"go save someone.""
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"Well, how about somebody come"
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"and save me?"
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"How bout just once"
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"So sleep tight, asshole,"
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"'cause the Hammond Estates"
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"are closed."
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"Wow."
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"- Yeah. - No intermission."
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"Yeah, it's really intense. Yeah."
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"How do you remember all that dialogue?"
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"- I think it worked. - Hm."
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"- But you like doing the theater? - Yeah, I love it."
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"But I got my days free, so I've been"
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"doing a lot of puzzles and, uh, watching a lot of TV."
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"Mm. Catch any Clash of the Cupcakes?"
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"No. Why would I watch a show like that?"
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"That sounds terrible."
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"Oh. Did they cancel it"
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"because you were bad at hosting?"
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"That guy Lil' Romeo hosts now."
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"Oh, I know Romeo."
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"I played his driving instructor"
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"in, uh, Life in the Fresh Lane."
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"Wow, I... I missed that one."
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"Oh, it was about a kid from the inner city"
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"It was fun, man."
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"So what are you working on now?"
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"I'm actually doing a new show with that guy Chef Jeff,"
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"it's called BFFs."
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"It's like a travel show, and we just"
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"travel around the world, eating food."
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"- It's great. - Mm-hmm."
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"Yeah, I heard of him. Uh."
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"I'd be careful with that guy."
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"Why do you say that?"
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"It's none of my business."
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"Well, don't say some shit like that and not tell me."
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"What's going on? What's the deal?"
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"All right, I've heard through the grapevine"
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"that Chef Jeff is a little bit of a creep."
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"- What? - Yeah."
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"My wife's friend"
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"was food stylist on, like,"
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"Jeff's Backyard Barbeque or some show,"
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"and she said he hit on her"
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"And at one point, he crossed the line."
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"What happened?"
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"And he offered her a ride home. And she accepted."
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"And the minute she got in the car, he made a move on her."
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"And she was like, "Hey, Chef Jeff, I'm married.""
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"And he was like,"
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""You want to go home and bang that loser husband of yours?"
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"Or do you want to spend a legendary night"
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"at Casa de Jeff?""
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"- Are you serious? - Totally."
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"And you know the thing about it is?"
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"His name is Matteo. He's a pilot."
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"What am I gonna do? I gotta work with this guy."
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"I don't know, man. That's a tough problem."
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"I'm glad I don't have to deal with it."
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"All right, man."
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"Um, yeah."
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"Hey, Lisa."
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"Hey, Dev. What are you doing here?"
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"What's up?"
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"I thought I'd come say hello."
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"- Cool. How are you? - I'm good."
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"You know, my skin's lost its mocha glow."
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"I'm sorry, man."
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"I'm sure Graham will hold it down for you."
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"Well, he's not as good as me,"
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"but he is a very nice guy."
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"Hey, there's a donut truck out front."
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"- You want to go grab? - Yeah, sure."
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"Cool."
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"Yeah, it's good, it's cool."
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"I miss you too."
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"Is there a reason you quit all of a sudden?"
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"Yeah."
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"- Hey, between us... - Mm?"
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"Did... did some shit go down?"
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"Uh, I don't know, did you"
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"hear about some shit going down?"
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"I mean, was there"
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"someone maybe being a little weird..."
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"Yeah."
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"Jeff was being a little weird with me."
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"Well, he started off just making remarks"
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"about how I looked."
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"And then it just got a little out of hand."
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