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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - Rooms by the Hour (S03E03)

"David, there's nothing here but..."
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""Hot singles in my area.""
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"No, wait, wait."
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"David, it's an audition for a feature film!"
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"- Well, that sounds promising."
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""Attractive and spunky forty-something female.""
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"In my sleep!"
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"in the psychological thriller, 'The Crows Have Eyes... Two.'""
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"It's a sequel; that's good."
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"It must mean the first one was a big success."
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"Well, they want me to put myself on tape."
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"David, do you still have that camera?"
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"Go get it, please!"
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"And a drop cloth."
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"And a ring light."
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"I could probably prop my phone up against some books."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Good... good."
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"- Uh, is there a problem?"
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"- Uh no, no problem."
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"My associate usually works the computer,"
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"but uh..."
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"let's get you booked."
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"- I'd like to book three rooms."
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"- Three rooms?"
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"Okay..."
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"Now will that be uh, three..."
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"You see, there's a conference over in Elmdale,"
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"and I was hoping to use the motel as a kind of a..."
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"during the afternoons."
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"Okay, we seem to be..."
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"having a bit of a problem with the system here,"
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"Ish."
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"Well, not to complicate things for you even more,"
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"um, Johnny, but..."
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"of a discounted deal,"
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"seeing as we're not gonna be needing the rooms"
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"Why don't I go to a fresh..."
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"page here,"
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"and we'll get this done"
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"lickety-split? Okay."
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"So... - I would love to pay cash."
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"Moira: From what I understand it's between me,"
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"- Congratulations, Mrs. Rose!"
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"Who's the other actress?"
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"- Well, they haven't found her yet. - Oh."
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"But if all goes according to plan,"
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"Moira, I was just thinking about you!"
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"- Well, thank you."
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"- Switch parts? - For the duet next week."
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"there seems to have been a change of plans."
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"- Moira's gonna be in a movie!"
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"- A movie? - Well,"
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"I'm sure you've seen "The Crows Have Eyes.""
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"This would be the second in the franchise."
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"- Wow. - Mhmm."
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"I have never heard of it, but congratulations."
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"- Shame about the duet, though."
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"Yeah, we were gonna have a pretty incredible audience"
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"for the performance next week."
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"Big tour group coming through, so..."
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"- Then you'll cut the number."
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"No, I don't think that's a possibility, actually."
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"Twyla, what if you took Moira's part"
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"for the duet next week?"
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"I would be honored!"
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"God, it'd be such big shoes to fill."
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"- Look at this filth!"
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"- "Community center adds ramp.""
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"- No, this."
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"He says the comma's a typo,"
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"but it has run that way three years in a row!"
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"- Who is this person?"
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"He looks like if Ricky Martin and Mark Consuelos had a baby."
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"It's the competition, and he's selling his body"
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"to get clients. It's disgusting!"
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"You could probably take just as sexy a photo"
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"if you wanted to."
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"I don't want to."
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"Let me ask you this question:"
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"have to have a six pack?!"
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"And... it's not a full six yet;"
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"that's why I'm shredding right now."
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"- If he wants to sell sex,"
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"then he should just get a job down at the Dude Cave!"
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"He'd make more money than being a vet!"
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"- Um, what's the Dude Cave?"
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"It's the all male strip club outside of town."
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"My cousin Dwayne works there; he drives a corvette."
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"Listen, you might wanna think about spicing up"
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"your approach a little bit."
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"just to exploit innocent puppies"
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"as a cover for my extreme vanity!"
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"But people love extreme vanity!"
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"And they love puppies,"
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"so you have to give them at least one of the two."
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"Oh! What about the bunnies that we have up for adoption?"
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"We can set up like, a little bunny cam"
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"That is very popular with people who hate their jobs,"
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"Are those the people we wanna be targeting?"
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"- Well, it's free marketing,"
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"and you can find little homes"
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"for those little bunnies that don't have any houses."
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"- Fine!"
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"But if those bunnies feel exploited even a little bit,"
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"I am pulling the plug! - Yes."
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"this is really taking me back."
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"Okay, David, I'll need you to count me in."
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"- Okay, um, from what?"
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"- Start from five,"
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"you leave out the two, and the one."
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"Look what you've done!"
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"Yet, in its eyes,"
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"if you think more are not coming."
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"They always do."
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"They're watching you, Gareth."
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"and you better not look them in it."
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"Uh, it-it's just a flock of crows, Dr. Mandrake."
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"What's the worst that can happen?"
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"- Oh, you'll see!"
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