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Clips from Jane the Virgin - Chapter Eight (S01E01)

"You're right."
Jane the Virgin
"Petra: I heard you were back."
Jane the Virgin
"I live here."
Jane the Virgin
"The question is, why are you still here?"
Jane the Virgin
"Well, I don't really have any money, do I?"
Jane the Virgin
"Till we settle our divorce, anyway."
Jane the Virgin
"Of course, for the right price,"
Jane the Virgin
"I would move on now."
Jane the Virgin
"Were you always a monster?"
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"Or did you become one along the way?"
Jane the Virgin
"Should we... Review our courtship?"
Jane the Virgin
"I was engaged to a man I loved."
Jane the Virgin
"Who loved me."
Jane the Virgin
"You were passed over for a promotion"
Jane the Virgin
"and so, to get back at Lachlan,"
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"you set your sights on me."
Jane the Virgin
"So tell me, Rafael,"
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"who's the monster?"
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"I had the advantage,"
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"because I always knew you were an entitled playboy"
Jane the Virgin
"with a tendency to self-sabotage."
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"Don't you dare mention Jane."
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"Let's be real."
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"You two won't last."
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"And... well..."
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"_"
Jane the Virgin
"Mom, hurry up!"
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"We can't be late to court!"
Jane the Virgin
"Are you not coming, Abuela?"
Jane the Virgin
"_"
Jane the Virgin
"Okay, okay, I'm ready."
Jane the Virgin
"One more button, ma."
Jane the Virgin
"Got it."
Jane the Virgin
"Okay, so, what's the procedure?"
Jane the Virgin
"Since Luisa's not here,"
Jane the Virgin
"This event has derailed"
Jane the Virgin
"Hi!"
Jane the Virgin
"I am so sorry that I'm late."
Jane the Virgin
"(Chuckles)"
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"but, your honor,"
Jane the Virgin
"I stand before you here today,"
Jane the Virgin
"ready to accept any punt that you deem necessary."
Jane the Virgin
"Judge: This isn't a sentencing."
Jane the Virgin
"Oh."
Jane the Virgin
"Well, then I answer it."
Jane the Virgin
"I'm here."
Jane the Virgin
"Solano lawyer: Your honor,"
Jane the Virgin
"I do need to consult with my client."
Jane the Virgin
"- (Gavel bangs) - She's here to answer the petition."
Jane the Virgin
"There's no default judgment."
Jane the Virgin
"Don't worry, your honor."
Jane the Virgin
"I'm back."
Jane the Virgin
"I chased you all over Mexico."
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"Yes, I know."
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"I was in Peru"
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"on an yahuasca retreat."
Jane the Virgin
"What the hell is ayahuasca?"
Jane the Virgin
"Is that the psychedelic drink that makes you constantly vomit?"
Jane the Virgin
"Exactly, but..."
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"But it's like you're vomiting out everything"
Jane the Virgin
"that's wrong with your life."
Jane the Virgin
"It's, it's really difficult to describe,"
Jane the Virgin
"but I had a shaman, and I was guided through this journey,"
Jane the Virgin
"and in my journey,"
Jane the Virgin
"I saw everything so clearly."
Jane the Virgin
"Latin lover narrator: Full disclosure, I tried it."
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"is that you are an addict."
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"What was I trying to escape?"
Jane the Virgin
"And then it dawned on me."
Jane the Virgin
"Latin lover narrator: Well, money and the fact that"
Jane the Virgin
"We're gonna talk about this later."
Jane the Virgin
"Thanks, daddy."
Jane the Virgin
"I would really like that."
Jane the Virgin
"You confident in your contact at the coast guard?"
Jane the Virgin
"Yeah."
Jane the Virgin
"Michael..."
Jane the Virgin
"I get that seeing Jane around every day is hard."
Jane the Virgin
"Nadine, stop."
Jane the Virgin
"We agreed we're just having fun, right?"
Jane the Virgin
"Latin lover narrator: And by fun, he means this."
Jane the Virgin
"Let's just hope"
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"the drugs come in and lead us"
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"In high school, you only drank lemonade"
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"when you were feeling sad."
Jane the Virgin
"Well, things aren't going very well at the moment."
Jane the Virgin
"I came by here to see if they needed me"
Jane the Virgin
"to fill any spots in the lounge,"
Jane the Virgin
"but they said they were all full."
Jane the Virgin
"(Sighs)"
Jane the Virgin
"Once again, I'm back to square one."
Jane the Virgin
"Don't worry."
Jane the Virgin
"I believe in you almost as much"
Jane the Virgin
"as I believe in myself."
Jane the Virgin
"Thanks, Rogelio."
Jane the Virgin
"- (Zaps) - Both: Ow!"
Jane the Virgin
"Must be my shoes."
Jane the Virgin
"Finest Italian leather."
Jane the Virgin
"I'm worried. Dad,"
Jane the Virgin
"Luisa actually doesn't seem crazy."
Jane the Virgin
"A psychedelic drink,"
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"and she has a spiritual awakening?"
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"but not clinically crazy."
Jane the Virgin
"I agree with Rafael."
Jane the Virgin
"In any case, she's back."
Jane the Virgin
"So I would really like my job back as well."
Jane the Virgin
"Fine."
Jane the Virgin
"But you'll answer to Lachlan."
Jane the Virgin
"Okay, got it."
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"Hey, Lachlan."
Jane the Virgin
"So, I just got an interesting call from your father."
Jane the Virgin
"Yeah."
Jane the Virgin
"I answer to you now."
Jane the Virgin
"Petra: Well, to me,"
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"- actually. - What the hell"
Jane the Virgin
"Petra has some connections"
Jane the Virgin
"in Miami society."
Jane the Virgin
"She agreed to help us"
Jane the Virgin
"I'm not working for Petra."
Jane the Virgin
"Oh."
Jane the Virgin
"Hmm."
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