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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Angels and Mermaids (S03E03)

"Do you have a Green Day-themed bouncy house?"
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"My mom thought we should go back to Green Day."
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"and Chey really liked the idea..."
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"Amy, I don't mean to be rude,"
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"I know you've been kind of a mother figure"
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"for Cheyenne while I've been away, but..."
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"I'm her actual mother,"
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"so don't you have some shelving to do or something?"
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"Yes, sure."
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"Yeah, sorry."
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"Bye."
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"Cinnamon bun Oreos?"
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"Hard to say."
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"It either means she's the one who gave birth to her,"
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"or..."
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"Well, it doesn't give her the right to just swoop in,"
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"and start changing up perfectly good shirts,"
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"Like, that's an objective fact, right?"
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""Boulevard of Broken Dreams," "Good Riddance,""
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"Okay, well, those are the obvious ones... name three more."
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"That's why your butt is so big."
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""Wake Me Up When September Ends.""
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"I love Green Day."
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"I've never really hired a lawyer before."
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"Dina put in was kosher."
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"Yeah, well, that makes sense."
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"I'm sorry about using the word "kosher.""
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"That wasn't a comment on your religion."
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"Oh, I'm not Jewish."
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"I don't mind, though."
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"Well, is it basically okay?"
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"Oh, okay. I could go get her right now."
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"Yeah."
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"I'll bring in a bagel and a smear."
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"Again, I am not, uh..."
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"You know what? An onion bagel would be great."
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"Onion bagel."
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"Do you think Green Day is a mistake?"
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"Yes, 100%, I think you should do mermaids."
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"Look, Chey,"
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"you don't have to do everything your mom tells you to do"
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"I just... I have a hard time standing up to her."
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"Well, you just gotta sit her down, and tell her,"
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"You want me to brag about you to my mom?"
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"Uh-uh."
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"Sorry."
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"You would say you were a grownup,"
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"you make your own decisions."
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"She knows she's a grownup."
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"Okay."
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"- Okay. - All right, yeah."
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"I was reading about our Airbnb,"
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"and it said that the toilet is sensitive,"
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"so maybe don't flush your baby wipes."
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"Yeah, of course, totally."
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"Um, hey, earlier, uh, when you were talking about"
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"you meant, sort of, like a general, ineffable"
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"sense of spiritual presence, right?"
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"What, you mean like fairies?"
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"Yeah, I mean, I..."
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"- Oh, no, no, I'm not a child. - Okay, all right, okay."
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"Okay, I was just... I was just checking."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah, no, by angels, I meant like regular-sized,"
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"Right."
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"Right, yeah, but not... not with, like, with halos and wings."
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"Okay, cool, yeah, no, I was just, um..."
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"Two chupacabra sightings,"
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"two remote Mexican villages,"
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"same exact description."
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"And you know those people don't have the Internet."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Okay, I'm sold."
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"I'm putting it in real."
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"You know what should be in mythical?"
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"A man who knows where the G-spot is."
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"Justine,"
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"contribute, or leave."
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"It's the third time you've made that joke."
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"Oh, so now, we're lawyering up, is that it?"
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"No, no, no, no. Bruce is a friend."
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"He's here to help us."
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"It's more like we're "friending" up."
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"I'm not here to make anything contentious."
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"I just want to make sure"
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"there's no misunderstandings down the road."
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"So, as I understand it,"
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"you both mutually agreed to this surrogacy, so..."
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"- Mm-hmm. - If you were to fail to honor"
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"your agreement, we would be forced"
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"to go after you with extreme prejudice."
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"Wait..."
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"Go after me?"
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"I'm sorry, maybe I wasn't being clear."
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"Um, we would sue you for every penny that you're worth."
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"We would own you, 'cause you mess with Glenn Sturgis,"
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"you get the horns!"
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"Okay, this is not... this is not what we talked about."
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"or we're gonna bury you under so much paperwork"
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"to get from your bedroom to your bathroom!"
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"Well, the joke's on you, because I keep a machete"
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"in every room in my house."
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"Okay, we're losing the magic"
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"of the journey that we're going on together."
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"Sign the contract, Ms. Fox. You sign it!"
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"You want to come after me, Glenn?"
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"And as for you, I have a cousin at the Bar Association,"
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"Well, I think that was a nice opening bid."
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"Do you believe in angels?"
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"Uh, which answer leads to no follow-up questions?"
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"Like believes believes, you know?"
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"It's like wings and halos and harps."
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"So she believes in angels. Who cares?"
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"I don't care, no, I just..."
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"I just think it's interesting, you know,"
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"but if she wants to believe in angels,"
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"Doesn't bother me."
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"Is that something you think would bother you?"
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"Maybe, I don't know. Hey, when do you guys leave?"
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"and I'd prefer to keep it intact,"
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"so one end has to start in your room."
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