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Clips from The Brady Bunch - A Clubhouse Is Not a Home (S01E01)

"but nobody's got my carton."
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"No, that one goes here."
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"Would Your Royal Highnesses care to make up their minds?"
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"Look, we've got enough trouble trying to put these things away."
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"Oh, that's a rotten shame, huh, Greg?"
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"Yeah. All's we have to do"
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"is carry the cartons for you."
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"Where's mine?"
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"Bobby's bringing that one up."
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"I sure hope it has more hair ribbons"
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"and stuffed animals."
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"You're running low on those things."
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"There's no need to be sarcastic."
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"Hey, this weighs a ton. Make up your mind where you want it."
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"Let's see now. That one goes..."
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"Goes right where he drops it."
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"Yeah, do your own switching!"
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"It's heavy!"
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"What you got in it anyway?"
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"Don't you dare open that!"
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"That's unmentionables. Yeah."
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"If we wanted to mention them,"
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"they wouldn't be unmentionables."
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"Now, stop being so nosy."
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"And go see if there's anything else."
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"Yes, madame, whatever you say."
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"Boy, talk about being bossy!"
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"Boy, is this thing heavy!"
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"Just drop it anywhere, Bobby, and come with us."
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"Good-bye, dragon ladies."
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"Excuse me."
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"I told the boys to do that."
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"At the risk of being branded an informer,"
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"they walked off the job."
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"Why?"
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"At the risk of being branded two informers,"
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"Leave them right there."
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"It's collective bargaining time."
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"Well, boys?"
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"We're sick of doing things for them, Dad."
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""Do this. Do that.""
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"They're a real pain."
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"Yeah. They're too bossy."
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"And all that junk they bring in the house..."
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"and... and those hair ribbons."
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"Thousands of hair ribbons."
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"We're surrounded by hair ribbons."
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"Boys... now, listen to me."
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"Before I ever proposed to Carol,"
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"the four of us had a very long talk"
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"about Marcia, Jan and Cindy."
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"Remember it?"
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"Now, I told you to speak then or forever hold your peace."
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"Now, who recalls what you said?"
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"Peter?"
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"It's kind of hard to remember."
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"Yeah, we were just kids then."
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"Greg?"
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"We said we wanted you to get married."
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"That's right."
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"And when I did, I promised not only to love Carol"
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"but her girls as well."
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"Well... I do love them."
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"Okay, Dad, we get the point."
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"From now on, we'll really try to relate."
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"Right, fellas?"
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"Okay."
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"I'm ready to relate."
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"I'll relate, too... whatever that means."
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"Good."
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"Mike?"
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"Trouble?"
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"His or hers?"
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"One of each."
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"The bathroom."
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"Carol, I am putting you on your honor."
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"Who? Me?"
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"Yes."
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"You call this sharing a bathroom?"
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"I call it sharing a beauty parlor."
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"Men. You want your women to look beautiful,"
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"but you aren't going to cooperate."
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"I'll cooperate and I'll throw all this junk"
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"right out the window."
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"You do it and you'll go right out after it."
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"All right, what's the trouble?"
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"Dad, would you look at this!"
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"I can't even find my toothbrush."
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"Listen, you're the two oldest kids,"
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"but you really ought to take a lesson from the others."
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"Now, they're getting along just fine."
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"Hey!"
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"Where did you get that?"
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"That belongs in our clubhouse."
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"Bring it back!"
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"Finders, keepers, losers, weepers!"
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"Bring that sign back!"
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"You'll have to catch me first!"
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"When I do, I'm going to slug you!"
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"Want to make a bet?!"
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"You'd better take that off"
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"by the time I count to three:"
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"One..."
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"I bet you can't even count to three."
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"Two... you don't scare me."
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"Two-and-a-half."
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"Hey, hey, what's the arithmetic for?"
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"When I get to three, I'm going to scalp her."
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"Why?"
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"For wearing my outfit."
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"Well, I think Cindy makes a Petty Squaw."
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"Yuck!"
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"Oh, this stuff makes me swoon."
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"Give me back my "One I Love"!"
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"Make me!"
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"You give that back right now!"
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"Come and get it."
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"That's what all girls say."
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"Two-and-three-quarters... Greg. Marcia."
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"Greg Brady, you give that here!"
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