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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"Well, 'cause only good-looking people can get away with saying things like that."
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"I have found that to be true."
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"It's a blessing and a curse really."
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"Ted, you can't let him treat you like that."
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"Yeah, you gotta ask yourself, who's the boss?"
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"- Tony. - Angela. - Mona."
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"Mona?"
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"Watch it more closely. Rock your world."
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"So, what are you gonna do?"
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"Well... it's awkward, I mean, the guy used to be my boss."
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"So, I went to talk to the managing partner."
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"Fire him."
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"Well, sir, I was thinking he could just be put on a different project."
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"He's an arrogant, washed-up, pain in the ass."
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"In fact, fire everyone on that project."
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"Druthers, Mosby, the whole lot of them."
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"Fine, Mosby can stay. But tell him he's on thin ice."
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"Come here."
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"I like you, Crosby."
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"You mind if I charge my phone?"
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"Knock yourself out."
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"Remember when I had to fire my makeup artist?"
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"Vicki, um... I'm so sorry about this,"
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"but there's been some budget cuts and, um,"
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"we have to let you go."
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"I mean, after tonight."
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"I still need my makeup for the broadcast."
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"So..."
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"Our thoughts and prayers go out to the families of the victims."
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"You know what? I'm gonna do it."
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"I'm gonna fire Druthers tomorrow."
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"- Oh, my God! - What?"
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"- Do you know about this? - No."
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"Only the greatest thing ever."
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"Wait, wait, wait-- that's not enough buildup."
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"If they were to cure cancer tomorrow,"
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"this would still be the greatest thing to happen all week."
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"Okay. Now you're ready for naked Marshall."
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"Oh, my God."
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"This is awesome times awesome."
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"It's awesome squared."
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"I know, right? Behind the piano this whole time."
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"Wait. If Marshall went to all this trouble to hide it,"
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"he clearly doesn't want us to find it."
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"Oh, come on, Robin."
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"No, I'm saying that he must be really embarrassed by this."
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"I know! We're gonna have so much fun!"
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"Uh, yeah, like four hours ago."
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"Well, excuse me, for spending the last four hours"
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"This is a cocktail napkin."
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"Covered in profanity."
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"Look, Hammond, um,"
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"there's no easy way to say this, so..."
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"why don't we just, um, step into your office."
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"# Happy birthday to you #"
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"# Happy birthday, dear Hammond #"
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"# Happy birthday to you #"
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"Besides, they put a party hat on me. My authority was compromised."
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"Oh, hey, Marshall. Have a seat."
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"I know how much you love stools."
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"Thanks. Yeah, stools are better for your posture."
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"And, uh... I... got you a rose."
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"You guys are being... so sweet."
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"Hey, guys. Guess what I got. A new dart."
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"Oh, wow, a new dart."
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"Hey, that new dart is great."
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"I did not know you were such a fan of new dart, Barney."
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"Oh, yes, Robin, I just love new dart."
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"Nude art."
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"Okay, all right, so what, you guys found the painting, huh?"
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"I knew this day would come."
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"How did you know that?"
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"Because I didn't hide it very well."
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"Lily wanted to do a nude study for her art class."
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"Marshall wasn't so into the idea."
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"Well, I just... don't think that some dude"
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"should drop trou just to pose for you."
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"The frisbee dude with the soul patch?"
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"No, he's actually a little husky..."
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"Oh, he's just huggable!"
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"And complicated..."
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"and a little bit of a jerk."
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"Just enough so you think maybe you can change him."
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"Call me old-fashioned,"
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"Well, then you'll have to do it."
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"Are you kidding me? What if somebody sees it?"
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"We totally saw your butt."
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"I'm destroying it right now."
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"Oh, no, what's the matter, Marshall?"
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"I'll tell you where it is if you'll answer these riddles three."
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"You hung it up in the bar, didn't you?"
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"Yo, why you gotta ruin my riddles?"
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"Oh, no. Someone put your painting up behind the bar."
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"Classic!"
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"What a memorable prank."
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"and that nude painting of me hanging behind the bar!"
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"Ooh, I'm sorry, that painting's property of the bar."
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"I know that Barney gave you that painting."
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"I doubt it."
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"Whatever he's paying you, I'll give you that plus ten bucks."
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"I doubt it."
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"All right, you know what, Carl, you just lost yourself a regular customer."
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"Okay, where should we put it up next? In his law school?"
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"How much do billboards cost?"
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"Easy, Scherbatsky. Finesse."
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"I've got a five-year rollout plan."
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"One of my worst fears has come true--"
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"I just saw Marshall grabbing himself naked."
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"Oh, I'll go out with you."
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"Bye, guys."
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"You know, I wish everyone didn't have to make fun of that painting."
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"Eh, we're not making fun of the painting, we're just making fun of Marshall."
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"The painting's actually really great."
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"- Are you serious? - Yeah."
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"Well, thank you."
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"You know, seeing it again makes me miss painting nudes."
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"What?"
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"What?"
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"Paint me."
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