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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Septum Deviation (S08E08)

"I think she meant something a little happier."
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"I suppose we could try to make it a celebration,"
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"but he died so young."
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"Knock, knock. Hi."
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"Hey. What brings you by?"
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"muffin much."
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"I'm sorry."
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"This is very sweet. Thanks."
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"So, how you doing?"
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"Better. I guess"
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"the news just hit me a lot harder than I expected."
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"Well, of course."
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"Why? Your father barely speaks to your mother."
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"not like your dad, who just took off."
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"As you can see, we're here to cheer you up."
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"Sorry, Raj."
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"Do you have any sense of what happened with your folks?"
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"and instead of talking about the things"
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"that bothered them, they kept it bottled up,"
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"It's a shame they spent all that time unhappy."
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"But sometimes,"
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"there's muffin you can do about it."
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"You get it, right?"
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"Amy bought it for me."
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"You know those confounded things make me dizzy."
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"Who told you to keep going around?"
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"It kept looking like the outside."
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"he is not gonna feel great,"
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"so, please don't give him a hard time."
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"This is like the man in the supermarket"
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"with the goiter on his neck."
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"It was like a grapefruit."
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"And I'm sure he knew that"
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"before you held a grapefruit up next to it."
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"Not only did Leonard take what I feel is an unnecessary risk,"
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"he deceived me."
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"you were being a pain in the ass."
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"because I was worried about him, and no one else was."
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"Really? You won't even say “A”?"
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"I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with him."
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"And I'm not?"
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"It's an earthquake."
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"A little tremor that turns routine sinus surgery"
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"Oh, I need to see he's okay."
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"Sheldon, you can't go back there."
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"Try and stop me!"
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"Are you okay?"
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"Why didn't you stop me?!"
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"Can I tell you something?"
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"This whole thing with Raj's parents"
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"What are you talking about? We're fine."
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"And Raj's parents"
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"probably split up because of Raj."
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"What?!"
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"They always say the children aren't to blame, but..."
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"Come on."
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"I'm not joking, Howie."
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"You heard what he said about his parents."
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"It was the little things they kept bottled up."
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"How can I convince you it won't?"
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"Well, is there anything about me you're keeping inside?"
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"I'm not answering that."
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"It's a trap."
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"So there are things you don't like."
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"And here I am in the trap."
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"I'm gonna chew my leg off."
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"and I promise I won't get mad."
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"Okay. The truth is..."
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"Oh."
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"I really don't like"
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"how your wings poke me when we sleep"
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"'cause you're an angel."
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"Okay, fine, maybe it was a bad idea."
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"I just don't think the secret to a happy marriage"
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"is going out of our way to criticize each other."
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"Although, there are ways to improve our communication."
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"One thing I learned when I was in couples therapy was..."
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"in couples therapy with?"
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"Not important."
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"It was your mom."
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"Anyway, the therapist had us tell each other"
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"Oh, that's so sweet!"
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"All right."
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"Okay, um..."
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"I love that you make me laugh."
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"And I love that you're strong and independent."
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"And yet, I still love when you hold a door for me."
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"I love that I'm kind of a slob around here, and..."
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"you're okay with that."
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"And I love that I work and do all the cleaning,"
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"and you're okay with that."
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"Isn't this great?"
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"Come on, smile."
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"This is gonna be my Christmas card."
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"You know this is all your fault."
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"How is it my fault?"
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"Okay, first of all, the surgery was a success,"
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"Wow. I don't know which hurts worse--"
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"You two need to talk this out."
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"Yeah, 'cause you sound really funny."
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"Sheldon, I'm sorry I didn't tell you about the surgery,"
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"Oh, you're hardly out of the woods, no."
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"You still run the risk of infection, a blood clot,"
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"the possibility that an inattentive surgeon"
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"let a barn spider lay eggs in your nose."
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"but come on, nose spider!"
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"Who are you kidding?"
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"Leonard was gonna die, you'll never leave him."
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"Sheldon will move out eventually."
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"You were so worried that you smashed your face"
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"trying to check on me."
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"even when I have"
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"to pee in the morning,"
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"and you're in there spending an hour on your hair."
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"I love that you have the confidence"
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"to speak, even without giving it an ounce of thought."
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"And I love how your hair is always on the soap."
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"It's like washing myself with a hamster."
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"Hey, guys. Sorry I am so late."
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"Pretty good."
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