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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Status Quo Combustion (S07E07)

"How's your mom holding up?"
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"She's doing okay, but we just lost another nurse."
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"How many is that now?"
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"So, who's watching her now?"
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"A bowl full of M&M's with a few Ambien tossed in."
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"What up, guys?"
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"Hello. - Hey. -Hello."
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"Well, now that everyone's here,"
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"Penny and I have some big news."
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"We're engaged!"
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"And I thought me having sex with Emily was gonna be the big news."
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"You're right!"
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"♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪"
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"♪ The Big Bang Theory 7x24 ♪ The Status Quo Combustion Original Air Date on May 15"
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"I wonder why?"
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"Because you had sex the other night?"
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"That may be it."
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"By the way, it isn't like riding a bike."
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"Like, I fell off a few times."
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"Hello."
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"I just got called"
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"into President Siebert's office."
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"The university"
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"won't let me switch my field of study to inflationary cosmology."
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"Why?"
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"He said it's why they hired me,"
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"and that everybody has to do things they don't want to do."
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"He then gave an example of something he had to do,"
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"which was look at my stupid face."
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"Out loud."
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"You know, if you're really serious about that,"
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"in home care for the old and fat."
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"Whatever you do, just don't make any rash decisions."
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"I am really aggravated."
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"When I'm feeling low, I have sex with a girl."
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"Oh, come on, give her a chance. No."
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"Life, it is too short."
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"I know you've only been here a day and a half,"
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"but you're like part of the family!"
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"I don't think the service is gonna send any more people."
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"Yeah, maybe it's time we just release Ma back into the sea."
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"that we're gonna be living here the next few months."
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"I wanted to go to Hawaii, not Hell."
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"I don't know what else we can do."
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"Howie, I love you,"
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"and as your wife, your mother is every bit"
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"I want a divorce."
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"Hello, Leonard."
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"I have some exciting news."
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"I'm listening."
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"Before I tell you, will you promise to try"
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"Sheldon already told me that you and Penny are engaged."
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"Penny..."
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"...Sheldon spoke very fondly of her,"
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"then she's good enough for me."
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"I'm your son."
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"What about the fact that she's good enough for me?"
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"Thanks, Mom."
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"Leonard, would it make you feel better"
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"to hear that your mother approved of your life choices?"
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"Yes, it would."
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"No, Mom, it's the same guy"
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"I've been going out with for the past two years."
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"Yeah, the scientist."
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"I mean, he works with lasers and atomic magnets."
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"Yeah, this is a first for our family."
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"All right, tell Dad I love him."
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"I gotta go."
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"All right, bye."
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"Sorry I'm late."
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"The leaf blower broke, so I had to hand-dry my mother-in-law."
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"You want some wine?"
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"Thanks."
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"this marriage business:"
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"I think Leonard's mom's okay with me."
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"It doesn't matter if she's okay with you."
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"The question is: Can she go to the bathroom by herself?"
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"So, what are the living arrangements gonna be?"
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"Well, with you not working, that makes financial sense."
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"Please. I'm desperate. No."
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"I'll pay you anything you want. Okay, then, yeah."
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"I could've ridden a bull longer than that."
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"What you working on?"
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"I'm writing an appeal"
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"to the Faculty Senate,"
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"so that I can move on from string theory."
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"Oh. How's it going?"
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"You tell me."
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""Dear Esteemed Colleagues,"
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""As you may know, I have requested"
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""is, I believe, in the best interest of science."
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"in words you'll understand.""
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"It's nice that you called them "esteemed.""
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"So, listen, there was something I was hoping to float past you."
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"Of course."
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"She's spent many nights here, and you're worried"
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"I'm not."
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"Actually, this is about where she and I are going to live."
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"What do you mean?"
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"Well... well, we might want to live together."
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"Oh, yeah, well, I've already given this some thought,"
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"and..."
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"Now, obviously, not when she's made cranky"
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"by the shedding of her uterine lining."
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"That's very sweet."
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"But we were thinking more of us maybe living together with..."
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"not you."
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"I don't understand."
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"How could we all live together if I'm not there?"
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"and that sounds scary, but..."
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"I don't know."
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"Maybe I'll move in with Penny,"
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"or maybe she and I'll take this place,"
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"and you can move across the hall."
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"Move across the hall?!"
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"No, I did not."
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"Did you get hit on the head with a coconut?"
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"Why would you even suggest such a thing?"
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"and want to give her the life she deserves."
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"I see."
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