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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - The Late Show (S05E05)

"- I'm not mad. - Okay, good."
Modern Family (2009)
"And you do look super-duper handsome in that."
Modern Family (2009)
"Don't even. I'm gonna grab a water for the road."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, get me a soda. Okay, Alex. Thank you so much."
Modern Family (2009)
"Have a fun night. Honey, we love you."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Here you go. - Thank you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, and remember, no eating in the living room."
Modern Family (2009)
"- What did you do? What did you do? - Oh, come on."
Modern Family (2009)
"- You can't possibly think- - You shook this can..."
Modern Family (2009)
"That is exactly what I think."
Modern Family (2009)
"That is insane. You saw me take it from the refrigerator and bring it to you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Did I? Or were you out of my sight for the two seconds..."
Modern Family (2009)
"that it took you to get from the refrigerator to here..."
Modern Family (2009)
"which would have given you exactly the right amount of time to shake the can?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Nice theory, Nancy Grace, but I'm not that petty."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, you two. Did you see anything?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Just pretend you're coloring."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, what are you doing?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm trying to reach the mirror. I got something in my eye."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hi You've reached the Dunphys-"
Modern Family (2009)
"Why isn't Luke picking up?"
Modern Family (2009)
"It's hard to reach the phone when you're tied up by a recently paroled pizza guy."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ha, ha. You're very funny."
Modern Family (2009)
"What are you doing?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I know it sounds weird- call it mother's intuition-"
Modern Family (2009)
"but I just have this feeling that something is wrong."
Modern Family (2009)
"Fine, do what you want, but I've just about had it up to-"
Modern Family (2009)
"higher than here with this."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ow! Ow! Stop! Stop! Stop!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh. Sorry, Mom."
Modern Family (2009)
"Wow. Told you he could take care of himself."
Modern Family (2009)
"Move."
Modern Family (2009)
"Why does she do this? We're gonna lose our table."
Modern Family (2009)
"She knows how important it is to me to be on time."
Modern Family (2009)
"- This is torture. - I think you've lost perspective, Jay."
Modern Family (2009)
"You know what I would give to wait around for a woman like that?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Reel it in, creepy. That's your mother up there."
Modern Family (2009)
"Sorry, sorry. Once I changed the earrings, I had to change the shoes."
Modern Family (2009)
"And then I tried on one of Gloria's old dresses, which made me feel like a 10-year-old boy."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ay. your body's beautiful."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I agree. - Take it outside the family."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, we ready to go?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, wait. I have the wrong lipstick."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Oh, that's it! I've had it! - Just one minute!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Nothing takes a minute with you. We're leaving right now."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't care what you have to do. It's bad enough you're being rude to me..."
Modern Family (2009)
"but you're being rude to the people sitting there waiting for us!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Sorry. You're the first to arrive, and we can't seat you till everyone's here."
Modern Family (2009)
"I hope you're happy."
Modern Family (2009)
"Where the hell is everybody?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Yes, I hate waiting like this. - Do you?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Just because everybody else is late doesn't make it okay for us to be late."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I can't get ready fast with all the yelling! - I wasn't yelling."
Modern Family (2009)
"You see, you're doing it again!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Gloria, you do this every single time."
Modern Family (2009)
"If you know how long it takes you to get ready, why don't you start earlier?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- I have my reasons. - I would love to know them."
Modern Family (2009)
"- You're going to be mean. - I promise I won't be."
Modern Family (2009)
"I like to make an entrance."
Modern Family (2009)
"What's that now?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I like the part where I go in and everybody's waiting for me..."
Modern Family (2009)
"and they say-"
Modern Family (2009)
""Gloria, you look so pretty, and that dress is so beautiful.""
Modern Family (2009)
"- Is that so bad? - I don't love it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, this room is so nice."
Modern Family (2009)
"I know. it's almost as gorgeous as-"
Modern Family (2009)
"You monster!"
Modern Family (2009)
"What? Oh, this?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, you know, you couldn't wear it, so I figured, what's the harm?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Mmm. You know what? I will go over there..."
Modern Family (2009)
"and I will be as socially magnetic as I always am."
Modern Family (2009)
"We will put this on the back burner..."
Modern Family (2009)
"but underneath, I want you to know I am fuming."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Hey, Jay, where's Gloria? - She's, uh-"
Modern Family (2009)
"- She was here a second- - There are my boys!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Your dress is so beautiful."
Modern Family (2009)
"You gotta be kidding me."
Modern Family (2009)
"and then we leave him home alone at night."
Modern Family (2009)
"He was fine until you gave him your "50 ways to die" speech."
Modern Family (2009)
"- What was the one about the welcome mat? - They are highly flammable."
Modern Family (2009)
"For seven to 10 people a year, they may as well say, "Welcome to the morgue.""
Modern Family (2009)
"You know what? Drop it. I don't want to fight in public."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hi. How are you?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Good evening. - Good- Oh, my leg's asleep!"
Modern Family (2009)
"My leg's asleep. Okay, thank you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh."
Modern Family (2009)
"Sir, if the rest of your party doesn't arrive soon, we have to give up your table."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Any minute. - Again, Dad, sorry we're late."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, Mitchell put on some music, and we were primping and dancing around..."
Modern Family (2009)
"and I guess, well, we just lost track of time."
Modern Family (2009)
"Actually, Dad, what happened was Cam was practicing this trick..."
Modern Family (2009)
"where he pretends to be accommodating and then magically gets his way."
Modern Family (2009)
"There they are."
Modern Family (2009)
"- We need a second. - Cam, no!"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Where are you guys going? - Can't talk. Too mad."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh."
Modern Family (2009)
"Come on."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hi, Dad. Where's Gloria?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- She- For the love of- - There you are!"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Whoa! Wow! - Oh, my goodness! That dress!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Gloria, holy mackerel."
Modern Family (2009)
"We're so sorry we're late. We had to drop Luke off at your place."
Modern Family (2009)
"Phil wanted him to stay home alone, but he got scared."
Modern Family (2009)
"Man, I can't wait to get some food in my mouth and yours."
Modern Family (2009)
"Poor Haley. What is she going to do with all those boys?"
Modern Family (2009)
"♪ I'll be with him ♪"
Modern Family (2009)
"♪ On that midnight train to Georgia ♪"
Modern Family (2009)
"You know what? I resent the implication that I always get my way."
Modern Family (2009)
"Really? The "save the date" cards."
Modern Family (2009)
"- For our wedding? - Oh, so it is still our wedding."
Modern Family (2009)
"I wasn't sure I was even invited..."
Modern Family (2009)
"because you keep asking for my opinion and then doing the exact opposite."
Modern Family (2009)
"- That's one thing. - What about the music?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I think our love deserves a band, not a deejay."
Modern Family (2009)
"- The tablecloths. - They make sneakers out of that fabric."
Modern Family (2009)
"You won't let me pick one thing, and you want to know why?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I was gonna say because you're a control freak."
Modern Family (2009)
"And how can you think that I have bad taste?"
Modern Family (2009)
"We chose the exact same outfit."
Modern Family (2009)
"Did we? I wore fun loafers. You wore sensible oxfords."
Modern Family (2009)
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