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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S05E05)

"Until we found out that Lily was allergic to barrel resin."
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"- Barrel resin? - Just go with it."
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"So, you need a hand throwing it out?"
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"No, I'm not... I'm not just going to throw her out, okay?"
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"Mabel's like family."
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"So, what are you going to do with Mabel?"
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"I want to give her away to a lucky new owner."
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"- Do you know anyone? - Yeah, let me think."
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"Do I know any rodeo clowns?"
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"That's weird, I do."
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"But even Lenny wouldn't go near that mess."
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"Well, he's not going to have the chance because I am putting old Mabel"
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"in the Bermuda Triangle."
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"years earlier to the curb right in front of our building."
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"Whenever we wanted to give something away, we'd put it right there."
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"This is so exciting."
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"Right now, there's someone out there who has no idea"
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"that tonight they're going home with just..."
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"Just the best barrel."
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"Be cool, baby. Damn."
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"- See you, sweetie. Good luck. - Bye, babe."
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"- Now, can we please get out of here? - Yeah. I'll grab my coat."
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"Oops."
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"A college notebook?"
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"Oh, my God, he's cheating on me with some college girl."
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"I knew there was a skank, but I thought she'd at least be dumb."
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""Birthday, July 23."
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""Favorite hockey team, the Vancouver Canucks."
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""Age 29, but tells people that she's 26.""
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"Oh, my God, these are notes about me, or some 29-year-old version of me."
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"(DOOR OPENS)"
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"I hope I'm not too late!"
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"I want to see the look of joy on the new owner's face!"
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"She's still there!"
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"Here comes a guy!"
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"And he... He just walked, walked right on by it."
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"He's probably rushing home to get a handcart or something."
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"Yeah! Hey, better hurry up, pal."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"What are you guys doing with Barney's secret Robin notebook?"
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"Did you two ladies lose some weight?"
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"Why would Barney have a notebook full of information about me?"
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"Well..."
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"OLDER TED: The truth was"
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"Barney was taking a night school class taught by me."
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"Why is Ted teaching a class about me?"
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"It all started a few weeks ago."
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"Stinson out!"
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"Stinson back in."
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"Say, hypothetically, I did want to change who I am"
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"Why... There's just so much you need to know about her."
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"Okay, for starters, don't ever cry in front of her."
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"Hey, guys. What you talking about?"
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"- Fantasy football. - Fantasy football."
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"and since you live with Ted, they had to find someplace safe."
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"So, Ted's classroom."
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"- what Robin really wants, deep down... - I'm bored."
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"You said you wanted my help."
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"Can we draw boobs on the chalkboard?"
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"- We did that already. - No, like, really big boobs."
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"No. Look, I need this, too. I've only been a professor a few weeks."
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"Being up here, it's... It's good practice for me."
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"Can we have class outside?"
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"No. What Robin really wants, deep down is..."
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"You should be flattered."
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"How do you spell "blah-blah-blah"? "H's" or no?"
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"Wow, you were just, like, the worst student in the world, weren't you?"
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"They said I had A-D... Something. Can we have class outside?"
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"Barney, I'm only gonna say this once, so listen up."
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"I love you and I love Robin. And I want to make this work."
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"So, if you give me a few weeks of attention,"
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"I could give you a lifetime of happiness. Can you do that for me?"
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"Do you think I should get Sports Illustrated for 70% off the cover price?"
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"Can we have class outside?"
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""Class number two.""
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""Top 10 Robin Scherbatsky Facial Expressions and Their Meaning.""
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"Now, notice the vacant eyes, the pale, queasy expression, suggesting nausea."
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"- What do these mean? - You guys just had sex?"
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"- Can we just... - Okay."
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"This look is hunger. If you ever see Robin looking like this,"
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"get some food in her quick, or one of two things will happen."
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"Or two. Spontaneously falling asleep in strange places."
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"But the most important facial expression of all?"
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"That's a building."
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"Oh."
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"That's for my class."
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"It was designed by Chicago's Daniel Burnham"
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"in the Beaux-Arts style. This architectural gem..."
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"- Dude! - Right."
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"The most important facial expression of all."
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"Whoa."
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"Flared nostril ridges."
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"Wide, unblinking eyes."
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"If you ever, ever see this face, Barney, run."
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"And don't take a picture of it. She will punch you."
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"And you will cry for the third time that night."
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"Which brings us to an important point."
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"Defusing the bomb."
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""Three Topics to Distract Robin From Being Mad at You.""
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"Distract me? That is so condescending."
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"These guys are really starting to piss me off!"
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""Immediately switch the conversation to one of the following,"
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"(READING)"
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"That's just talking about the story of a scrappy little underdog team"
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"that prevailed despite very shaky goaltending"
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"and, frankly, the declining skills of Trevor Linden."
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"(READING)"
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"You have to clean your gun."
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"My uncle had a filthy, old shotgun,"
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"blew both his thumbs off trying to shoot a beaver."
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"You... You want to distract someone,"
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"make them watch my uncle try to eat corn on the cob."
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"(READING)"
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"Did you know that before intercourse,"
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"the male and female emperor penguins bow to each other?"
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""Mr. Penguin." "Mrs. Penguin.""
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"Oh, God, silly penguins, acting all fancy."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"What were we talking about?"
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"Come on, dude. You know you want to."
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