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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - The Shame Wizard (S02E02)

"-This Netflix. It sounds expensive. -Ha-ha."
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"You'd think so, but it's not, Gina."
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"And best of all, you get five unique user profiles,"
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"or I could just give you my password for--"
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"SCENE REDACTED"
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"[narrator on TV] The female bird fails to see"
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"this beta male as a potential mate."
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"Ah!"
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"But the beta has an evolutionary trick up its sleeve."
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"[beta male screeching]"
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"-Callete la boca! -If I'm that bird,"
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"you guys are those two possums"
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"Your jacket's working."
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"[narrator on TV] And so the two birds begin to fuck."
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"My dear Andrew,"
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"what's a sin is the parking situation at the synagogue."
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"-I'm sorry. I don't-- -My adult son, Leo,"
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"should park on the street like a common criminal?"
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"People are masturbating in the parking spaces now?"
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"-No. -Is it Leo?"
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"-What? -He's very nervous"
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"about going on Fish Tank,"
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"which is the Jewish version of Shark Tank."
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"I just want to talk to you, Rabbi, about how I feel ashamed of who I am."
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"Shame? Nay, nay."
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"Wigs for religious dogs."
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"-But I don't have any money. -Neither, my friend, does Leo."
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"If you want to talk shame, go to the Catholics."
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"If you want to talk dog wigs,"
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"-go to Leo. -What?"
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"[both grunt]"
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"Hey, I'm sorry my mom is so late picking me up."
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"[chuckles] That's something moms do, right?"
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"Yeah, real mom stuff. Totally understand."
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"-Yeah! -You wanna see a magic trick?"
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"I don't know."
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"-Why did you do that? -Wait! What do you mean?"
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"[stammering] It's not?"
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"I mean I'm not supposed to reveal my secret,"
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"but look, the shuttlecocks's now right up my sleeve."
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"I can't believe you would break The Magician's Code for me."
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"-Yeah, we're friends! -Best friends."
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"My best friend is an adult man!"
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"And my best friend is an unclaimed child!"
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"-How was your day, sweetie? -Hi."
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"Where'd you get that?"
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"She doesn't. That's why she gave it to me."
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"Nice. Now lie to her for no fucking reason, whatsoever."
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"By the way, that new mac and cheese restaurant is finally open."
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"Hah!"
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"for I was looking at my best friend's sister's bathing suit"
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"and I fell prey to masturbation."
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"Got it. Do five Our Fathers."
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"-Uh, that's it? -That's it."
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"I'm sorry... That's Catholicism?"
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"-[Father] Wait, are you not Catholic? -If you must know, I'm Jewish."
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"-[Father] Oh... Jewish! -What does that mean?"
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"[Father] I'm not surprised you're in here trying to get advice for free."
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"Oh, okay."
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"You want to trade in stereotypes, old man?"
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"You doubt me, man? I got a picture of panties right here."
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"-I'm out of here. -Don't you go anywhere."
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"It's from a couple of weeks ago. Hold on."
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"-I'm not waiting for the picture. -See that? Look at that."
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"You tell me I fuck little boys."
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"-Those are shorts. -These are shorts."
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"I can't believe I waited around for a priest"
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"You know what? If I did fuck little boys, you wouldn't be one of them."
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"A lot of adult men would be attracted to me and this big can of mine."
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"What a jerk. [sighs deeply]"
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"-I just want to feel better. -[thunder rumbles]"
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"Leave me alone."
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"You should be ashamed of yourself, you sinful little creature!"
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"[wind whooshes]"
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"-Congratulations. -[exclaims]"
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"-Who are you? -Who, I?"
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"Andrew, I'm the Shame Wizard, of course."
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"[high-pitched voice] The Shame Wizard!"
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"Oh!"
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"-You have? -Oh, yes."
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"-Oh, God. -Surely you knew I was coming."
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"I didn't. I wouldn't--"
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"Now come with me, young man."
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"-Really? -Nope."
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"[exclaiming]"
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"-Shame Court is now in session. -What?"
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"-Shame Court? -Silence!"
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"Thus begins the trial of Andrew Glouberman"
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"but I think Tanya might wanna have a sleepover."
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"That might be fun."
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"-[laughs] -[chance-o-meter dings]"
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"-D's here. -Cool jacket."
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"I think my uncle had the same one when he was Sinbad for Halloween."
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"I think it's kind of weird you're that close to your uncle."
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"There's nothing I can say back to that."
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"-Okay, ha-ha. -All right."
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"Thanks again. I had fun."
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"-Yeah. Me, too. -Bye."
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"Oh no! This bus can't slow down..."
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"the matriots, baby."
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"-[gavel pounding] -Ladies and gentlemen..."
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"over the millennia,"
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"I have seen many good people do terrible things,"
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"-Yeah. -[high-pitched voice] He is a bad thing!"
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"Objection."
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"[gasps] Oh, thank God, Maury. You're here."
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"Are you my lawyer?"
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"-Am I your lawyer? -Oh, please--"
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"Seriously, am I your lawyer?"
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"I was told we were going to a new mac and cheese restaurant."
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"How does the defendant plead?"
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"Not creepy, your honor."
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"I'm sorry. I couldn't find a sitter."
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"One, two, three... I'm missing a dick."
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"Everyone, check their butts."
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"I am so screwed."
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"[man] Hey kid, this is your stop."
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"The Friend Zone? No, I don't want to get off here."
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"but that's just a tent where you jerk off to vacation photos"
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"-of your ex on Facebook. -What?"
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