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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Nancy Walker (S02E02)

"I'll fess up. I ate it."
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"[humming]"
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"Now wait a minute."
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"- What is going on here? - What's the matter?"
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"What'd you do, break it? Where's the pitcher?"
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"- What pitcher? - "What pitcher?""
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"- She asked you first. - You stay out of this."
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"Now look, I know I put a pitcher right here."
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"I don't think, I know."
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"I don't think you know either."
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"[sighs]"
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"Look, all I know is that I put a pitcher"
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"and a second glass of water here."
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"[Nancy] Do me a favor, just get the menu back here please."
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"[Fozzie] I didn't take the menu away!"
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"- [groans] - Listen..."
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"I can understand somebody swiping two glasses and a pitcher,"
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"- but will you tell me two things? - What?!"
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"Who would take a menu,"
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"You know what I think?"
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"Worth a try. [clears throat]"
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"Hey, uh, hand me that tray of stuff there, will you, cook?"
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"[mock Swedish]"
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"Yeah, yeah, whatever."
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"Hey, look at the time, I gotta go wax the oven."
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"Oh. Well, I'd better go paint the garage."
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"[both] Gotcha!"
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"A-ha! You don't think we know what you're doing, huh?"
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"- Yeah! - Yeah, we saw you."
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"- We know exactly what you're doing! - You bet!"
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"You're hogging the whole place for yourself."
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"Mmm. This is good."
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"Everybody eats."
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"Yeah, boy, that Nancy Walker's a great actress, isn't she?"
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"Yeah, but I wouldn't want to take her to dinner."
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"Hey Kermit, Fozzie's really doing a terrific job with the show tonight."
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"Oh, the opening number was sensational."
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"And you should have seen the way he got the audience to come back"
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"- after they started to leave. - Hey, Gonzo!"
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"What are you doing to me?"
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"I was only trying to tell Kermit what a great job you're doing."
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"I'll tell him. I'll tell him!"
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"- Give me the phone! - All right!"
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"All right! All right, At The Dance everybody."
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"I'll be right back and explain everything. Oh, boy!"
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"Hello, Kermie, is that you?"
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"Oh, Kermie, I was just going to call you."
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"Yes. I'm dedicating the Veterinarian's Hospital sketch to you."
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"Hey, Piggy, we can't do the hospital sketch."
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"Fozzie just introduced At The Dance."
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"- At The Dance? - Mm-hmm."
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"I promised Kermit the hospital sketch."
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"And that is what we're going to do!"
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"[announcer] And now, Veterinarian's Hospital,"
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"the continuing story of a quack who has gone to the dogs."
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"Dr. Bob, what is this man suffering from?"
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"Oh. Do you come here often?"
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"Wow, Dr. Bob, there are dancers in this operating room."
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"What should we do?"
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"What else? The foxtrot."
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"Dr. Bob! This is an operating room."
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"We've got to be serious now."
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"Why? We've never been serious before."
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"- Are you the doctor? - That's what I tell people."
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"Hey, by the way. How come we're dancing in an operating room?"
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"Because. Although the song will soon be over,"
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"[announcer] And so, Dr. Bob has gone to the dance."
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"Tune in next week and hear Miss Piggy say..."
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"This sketch is a disaster, Dr. Bob. What should we do?"
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"What else? A big finish."
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"Oh, Scooter, the show is falling apart."
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"I practically blow up the theatre, then the audience starts to leave,"
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"and now two sketches go on at the same time."
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"- Oh, boy. - Way to go, bear!"
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"[groans] Oh, Scooter, what else can go wrong?"
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"- Well, the crew's talking about quitting. - What?"
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"You know, the stage hand, the prop man, the lighting man."
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"I think you'd better talk to them."
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"Well, all right. Who do you think I should talk to first?"
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"Maybe you better start with the lighting man."
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"I think you're right. Harvey!"
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"[applause]"
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"[♪ My Old Dutch ]"
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"[chirping]"
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"- [whistling] - [chirping]"
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"[clucking]"
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"[cooing]"
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"[calling]"
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"[quacking]"
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"[all harmonizing]"
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"[clamoring]"
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"Hey, I just wanna tell you, I know the show has been a little shaky,"
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"but I've got everything under control now, Miss Walker."
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"- Miss who? - Oh, Walker, isn't that right?"
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"- Anyway, the show isn't that bad. - It isn't?"
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"No, I mean look, the audience liked it. They all came back, they stayed."
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"Yeah."
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"Very clever of you to lock the doors."
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"[sighs] That's cruelty to bears."
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"Do you know how many times I've seen that done?"
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"How many? How many?"
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"Never!"
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"You know what I do when things don't go right?"
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"No."
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"[♪ Pick Yourself Up ]"
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"Yeah, but..."
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"Oh, oh, thank you, thank you, Miss Walker."
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"I feel terrific now."
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"- But listen. - Hmm?"
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"That's just a song. Your show's in a lot of trouble."
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"[clears throat]"
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"I would just like to say a few words"
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"about nudity in the world today."
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"And I, for one, am just appalled by it."
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"Why, did you know that underneath their clothing,"
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"the entire population of the world is walking around"
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"completely naked?!"
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"Hmm? Is that disgusting?"
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"And it's not just people, although, goodness knows, that's bad enough."
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"But animals too."
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