Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - Trying (S07E07)

"- Hmm."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"If you ever want to make a baby with him,"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"you'll do exactly as I say."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Oh, this isn't Jake. This is the Syndicate."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"And you will never see us,"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"because we are everywhere and--"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- You're by the elevators."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Dammit! Don't-- look away! Look away!"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Okay. - Yes, that's better."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"On top of the copier, there's a headset."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"Put it on and get in the limo that's waiting out front."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Mm, okay, I love you."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- I love you, too. Now go!"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Are you Amy?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Okay, I'm walking into the apartment."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"Why did you have me get $400 out of the ATM?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Good question. It's to pay for the Airbnb."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- You're giving them $400 in cash?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"Now, turn on the lights."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Why? Are you upset?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Yeah, and now I have to take The Syndicate down."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Oh, my goodness."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"To be clear, by "take down The Syndicate,""
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"you mean we're gonna have--"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- We're gonna have sex, yeah. - Okay."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Yeah, absolutely. Take your clothes off."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"And this guy is also named Claire."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- I know, I'm sorry."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"and the pet store won't take them back."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"I can call and see if they need"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- They are not science experiments!"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"They are living creatures"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Oh, I'll handle this."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- I'll make 'em disappear, Lieutenant."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Oh! Don't kill them."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"They have so much to live for."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Okay, coast is clear."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"I know a safe place we can hide these guys"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"until we can find homes for them."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Here it is. Supply closet K."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"It's full of CPR training babies."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"No one goes in there because it's too creepy."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"but I'm pretty sure doing it The Jake Way worked"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"and we're getting pregnant."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- That would be incredible, but"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- No, I'm just being optimistic."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"I knew it. I got bum nards!"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Jake! - Right, gotta stay optimistic."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"We can do this!"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- So how are you feeling?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Amy, could you open your mouth for me?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- What? No. - Forget it, I just saw."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"She's got all her teeth..."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Even the back ones."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Did that turn your mood around?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Nope. But it's okay."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"I figured out how we're gonna get pregnant."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- By doubling down on The Jake Way?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"Ooh, do you think we could rent the phone booth"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"from the movie "Phone Booth"?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- No, from now on, we're gonna do it The Amy Way."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Does that mean we're going back to"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"the overly scheduled sex thing? - No."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"This is a test, and we're failing."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Or maybe this is just"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Oh, wow, that's a new laugh."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- I'm off to walk my beat again,"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"much like Sisyphus,"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"condemned to push the same boulder"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- You know, according to French Philosopher Albert Camus,"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"Sisyphus achieved happiness in that absurd repetition."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Any French philosophy post-Rousseau is essentially"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"a magazine."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Oh, hey, Boyle!"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"Do you have the 6th Street case file--"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"Wait. What's that?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Uh, this? It's... my water bottle."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- True, I got it for the guinea pigs,"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"but they're not here anymore."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"So I decided to be green and use it for myself."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- What took you so long?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"I had to drink from the guinea pigs' water bottle."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Totally bought you'd do that? - Mm-hmm."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"Good news."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"My niece will take the two Claires."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- That is great! Okay."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"Now we just need to find a home for ten more."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Boy Claire got girl Claire pregnant"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"and made a bunch of little baby Claires."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Claire. - Claire."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- I gotta say, I'm loving these."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"I always wanted to wear Hammer pants."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"You're wearing those pants"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"to keep your testicles away from your body's warm core"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"so your sperm don't overheat."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Well, I am loving the breeze. I feel like I'm 83."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- All right, focus up."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"This is our pregnancy war room."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"On the master calendar,"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"we will track ovulation windows,"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"and every uterine deposit. - "Uterine deposit"?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"Is that what we're calling sex? It seems a little clinical."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Well, you could always shorten it to U.D."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"or "ud.""
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Yeah, I don't want to do that."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"while we are trying to conceive."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- No more nachos?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"Even if they're in a novelty baseball helmet?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- No."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Whoa, this is serious."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- We will adhere to a strict exercise regimen"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"and sleep schedule."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"Also, no more video games,"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"because they cause stress and they raise your heart rate."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- More stress than being a police officer?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Wario cheats!"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"It's a stupid game."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"but this could increase our chances"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"of getting pregnant by 19% a month."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
"- Yeah, of course. Absolutely."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
Show more clips