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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - The Straight Poop (S03E03)

"Well, I guess I had my limit."
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"You and me ought to do this again sometime, stinky. We think alike."
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"You know..."
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"...a lot of times we think alike."
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"-Stop that! -Stop that!"
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"-I'm calling the police. -The police."
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"-Hello, police? -Hello, police?"
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"-I hate you! -You love me."
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"I guess there's no such thing as an original idea."
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"-What are you doing here? -Me? What are you doing here?"
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"And times we don't."
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"I want the next flight to Buenos Aires."
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"Dial slow."
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"-Let me talk some sense to you. -That'll be a first."
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"-Why are you going? -To get back what's mine."
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"It was yours. It's gone, understand? Kiss it bye-bye, will you?"
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"-Thanks. -I'm telling the truth."
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"Isn't it enough, the guy bamboozled you?"
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"Now you gotta go there so he can laugh at you?"
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"-He's not going to laugh. -Oh, yes, he is."
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"-He's not going to laugh. -He's gonna roar!"
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"Why are we still together?"
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"I don't know."
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"I don't know."
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"It's a mystery to me."
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"You wanna hear something crazy?"
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"I think she thinks I'm stupid."
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"I'm skipping lunch. I'm going to the museum."
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"Oh, I heard of him. That's the guy who duked it out with Godzilla, right?"
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"I know who it is. He paints naked girls."
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""Nudes.""
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"Nudes, right. Nakes have staples in them."
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"I've made a mistake."
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"-What are you saying? -There are no clients."
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"There aren't going to be any clients, are there?"
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"I'm not sure I understand the question."
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"Have you ever had a client?"
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"What, you mean at this particular location?"
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"The irony of it is, I taught her everything she knows."
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"You stick the stickpin in."
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"You pull the stickpin out."
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"You stick the stickpin in."
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"And you shake it all about"
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"You do the Hokey Pokey And you turn yourself about"
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"That's what it's all about"
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"-What are you doing? -Can't be too careful."
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"-Clearly there's no one at home. -Let's just be sure."
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"-Any idea what he's looking for? -A clue."
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"-Give me one. -One what?"
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"-A clue what he's looking for. -A clue."
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"-I'm waiting. -For what?"
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"-To find out what he's looking for. -He's looking for a clue."
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"-A clue, a clue, a clue. -Gesundheit."
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"And she calls me stupid."
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"Well, obviously you're not stupid."
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"Obviously you're a very attractive man."
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"Certainly there have been other women in your life."
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"Come here."
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"Obviously there have been other men in her life."
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"Men?"
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"That's a judgment call, Rona."
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"Maddie, just awful news."
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"There's been a medical emergency, and I'm afraid I have--"
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"-Doctor. -Hello."
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"David Addison. I'm a business associate of Ms. Hayes."
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"Small world, isn't it?"
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"I'm here with the family, celebrating Patty getting her braces removed."
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"I was gonna say, "Let's pull a couple tables together and get acquainted.”"
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"-But looks like you gotta go, huh, doc? -I'm afraid so."
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"I feel just terrible about leaving you like this."
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"-Let me come with you. -You seem to be in very good hands."
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"The best."
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"-Please. -I know, we were starting to hit it off."
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"Listen, I've already paid the captain..."
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"...why don't you stay and enjoy your dinner?"
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"-Carl. -I'll call you tomorrow."
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"I'm sure you will."
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"Lovely man."
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"-Where were we? -You were fired and I was leaving."
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"I'm really sorry to hear you say that. We would have made a terrific team."
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"You wanna know what I think?"
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"I think all this tough-guy..."
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"...she's got a bad temper, you can't work together gibberish..."
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"...is just a cover for someone who really cares about somebody."
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"It's okay."
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"Oh, I knew you were gonna say that."
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"I ran into some trouble."
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"Going underground is not as easy as I thought."
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"I mean, it's not like you can ask anybody directions."
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"I'm getting the hang of it, though. Like yesterday..."
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"...hitched to the edge of town..."
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"...had a conversation with a skinny dog..."
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"...opened a can of beans with my teeth."
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"Okay, was a bag of beans."
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"After dinner, I went to the tracks to hop a train."
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"It was okay. None of the other vagabonds would talk to me though."
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"You're not supposed to eat beans before you hop the train."
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"There simply are things that defy explanation. I mean, God...."
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"Well, there you go. There's a good example, God. God's a good example."
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"God defies explanation."
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"You believe in him. Everybody believes in him."
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"Hello?"
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"-Don't tell me. -Then don't ask."
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"-You don--? -l warned you."
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"How can you not."
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"Oh, okay."
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"I get it. This is just something you say, right?"
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"This is something you say to people."
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"I mean deep down..."
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"...deep, deep, deep down...?"
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"I don't believe you."
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"-What? I don't believe in-- -Don't say that."
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"You don't have to say that. Even if you think it."
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"Why do you wanna say that? He might hear you."
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"You do really care about her, don't you?"
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"We've had some pretty wild times."
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"Hang on tight, Maddie."
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"Now, listen, I want you to turn around, and whatever you do, don't look down."
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"-They're following us! -Of course, naturally. It's a chase."
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"I guess that's that, chase is over. He's caught up with us."
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