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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - The Straight Poop (S03E03)

"All right, I've been tippytoeing around this situation."
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"You've been tippytoeing around this situation."
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"Let me ask you the question:"
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"Sex."
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"I'm sorry? -Sex."
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"I'm sorry, sex? Is that the question?"
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"Yes, sex. You and David."
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"...and I think America also believes this..."
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"...that the root of your problem is sex."
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"-Sex? -Sex."
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"Certainly it's crossed your mind."
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"The two of you must have considered it."
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"You must have talked about it."
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"-Paul McCane is disgusting. -He's dead."
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"Given the amoral way he lived his life..."
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"...his violent death comes as no surprise."
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"You're mad because he boinked a couple hausfraus?"
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"I'm not having this conversation."
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"We're not taking this case."
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"-You're weird. -This is very meaningful."
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"Humpty Dumpty is calling me cracked."
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"No, no. You're repressed or obsessed or one of those S words. Every time..."
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"...something comes up that involves men or sex or--"
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"-"Boinking"? Is that the word? -See what I mean? Not normal."
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"I'm supposed to discuss my mental health with a man who refers..."
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"See? Right away, you get stiff and tense."
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"Not right away. Not with everybody. Just you."
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"You make me stiff and tense."
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"I make you stiff and tense because I'm the only person in your life."
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"What? Denying it? Are you saying there's someone else?"
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"Are you denying that you're not in bed alone every night by 9:30?"
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"-There are plenty of people in my life. -Name one."
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"-I will not. -You can't. There is no one."
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"You're repressed or obsessed or one of those."
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"That's why you're not gonna take this case. Great case."
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"-l can't hear. -It makes you crazy that the world..."
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"-...is out boinking except you. -Not a single word."
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"-Shut up. -Boink. Boink, boink, boink."
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"-Can't you hear that? -Stop it!"
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"-Boink, boink, boink. -Get out of my car!"
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"Get out of my car!"
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"Do you know what I think?"
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"I think that underneath it all, you two kids are crazy about each other."
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"Come here, stupid."
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"It's okay."
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"It's okay."
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"-I'll be just fine. -No, it's not that."
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"-What then? -You smell awful."
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"Hey, I didn't mean it. Come here."
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"Hey, I was only kidding. Come here."
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"Crazy about each other?"
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"I don't know."
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"I know. You're crazy about each other."
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"Would you do something for me?"
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"If I could get the two of you in a room together, would you at least talk?"
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"David and I together? I don't know."
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"Maddie, for me?"
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"For you, Rona?"
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"Yeah, I guess. For you, Rona."
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"All right, you're Miss DiPesto. You're the one in the middle."
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"Talk to me. What's it like?"
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"Well, Rona, it's hard. It's really hard."
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"I mean, they come in here. They slam the doors."
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"They yell at each other."
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"I'm your lifeline. Without me--"
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"Without you I wouldn't be here at 2:00 figuring out..."
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"...how to prove a woman who seems to have killed a man, didn't."
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"And a man who seems to not have, did."
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"-You are jealous. -Of what, of who?"
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"-Of Jillian. -Boy, have you got it backwards."
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"The only person here who has an emotional problem is you..."
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"...and the emotion is lust."
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"Tell me that if I hadn't known Jillian..."
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"...you would consider she's in danger--"
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"If it was anyone else..."
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"...you'd work so hard to try to find a reason to stick so close."
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"-You are, you're jealous. -Stop reasoning with your underwear."
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"You're not going to take this case?"
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"There is no case. She didn't hire us to go by her hotel room."
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"-She didn't? -No, she didn't."
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"-You could have fooled me. -A gnat with a lobotomy could fool you."
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"-l don't get it. -Keep this up, I'll give it you."
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"If anyone ever had a reason to believe and to be thankful..."
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"He's given you beauty. He's given you brains."
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"He's given you me."
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"Addison, let me out of this door!"
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"Sometimes they yell at the same time."
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"I'm not saying that at all."
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"I'm loose. -The best parts of life..."
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"-...you don't think through. -Spontaneity has its place."
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"Haven't you ever been in a store, seen something you wanted?"
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"-Twist of fate? -A fluke."
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"-Nothing is simple with you. -All deals are null and void."
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"And you don't have to keep your word, even after I went through all that..."
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"...without getting as much as a--"
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"-Any minute. -Why ask? He'll just tell me--"
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"-I know you're depressed. It's normal. -Why am I living this life?"
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"I never did anything to deserve this."
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"Through it all, you have to stay cool, don't you?"
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"I'm kind of the glue that holds it all together."
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"Tell me, have you ever fought with either one of them?"
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"Well, I fought with Mr. Addison once."
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"No cute apologies."
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"I don't want a cute apology."
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"You were mean to me. For no good reason other than..."
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"...you were in a bad mood and that stinks!"
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"Lots of times I'm in a bad mood."
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"Lots of times. But I'm not mean to you."
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"You think because you make more than I do..."
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"...that you can be mean to me?"
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"-No, I don't-- -That's all!"
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"And..."
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"...sometimes I think I make Ms. Hayes upset."
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"That man belongs in a pound."
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"A pound of what?"
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"Deep down inside..."
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"...I know that they both know that I really love them."
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"Things were great before what's-her-name showed up."
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"-Ms. Hayes? -I mean, was this a great job or what?"
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"-It was. -Good people. Good times. A great gig."
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