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Clips from Batman - A Death Worse Than Fate (S01E01)

[clears throat]

"[clears throat]"

Batman

Hello, criminals.

"Hello, criminals."

Batman

Wherever you are out there. Do you hear me, criminals?

"Wherever you are out there. Do you hear me, criminals?"

Batman

This is Police Commissioner Gordon.

"This is Police Commissioner Gordon."

Batman

I'm Bruce Wayne.

"I'm Bruce Wayne."

Batman

And I'm Robin, Batman's aid.

"And I'm Robin, Batman's aid."

Batman

Our phone number is 555-2345.

"Our phone number is 555-2345."

Batman

(Commissioner) 'I give you my word of honor this line is not being traced.'

"(Commissioner) 'I give you my word of honor this line is not being traced.'"

Batman

That's right. No trace.

"That's right. No trace."

Batman

Our only interest is the safe return of Mrs. Harriet Cooper.

"Our only interest is the safe return of Mrs. Harriet Cooper."

Batman

(Robin) 'We give crooks no quarter'

"(Robin) 'We give crooks no quarter'"

Batman

'but we always deal with them fairly too.'

"'but we always deal with them fairly too.'"

Batman

Ah, correct.

"Ah, correct."

Batman

Criminals, we don't wish to undermine

"Criminals, we don't wish to undermine"

Batman

what little remaining faith you might have in organized society.

"what little remaining faith you might have in organized society."

Batman

[phone rings]

"[phone rings]"

Batman

Yes.

"Yes."

Batman

This line better not be traced, my friends..

"This line better not be traced, my friends.."

Batman

...or it'll be very sad for Mrs. Harriet Cooper.

"...or it'll be very sad for Mrs. Harriet Cooper."

Batman

How is she?

"How is she?"

Batman

[fire crackling]

"[fire crackling]"

Batman

Oh, well, quite well, Boy Wonder.

"Oh, well, quite well, Boy Wonder."

Batman

At least as well as one can be

"At least as well as one can be"

Batman

in a straitjacket over a fatal pool of flaming oil.

"in a straitjacket over a fatal pool of flaming oil."

Batman

You devil!

"You devil!"

Batman

How could a woman stoop to such a trick?

"How could a woman stoop to such a trick?"

Batman

Talk of tricks.

"Talk of tricks."

Batman

What about that phony Star of Samarkand this morning?

"What about that phony Star of Samarkand this morning?"

Batman

It was a fair weapon in a fight against crime.

"It was a fair weapon in a fight against crime."

Batman

You know that as well as I do.

"You know that as well as I do."

Batman

Mr. Wayne, listen to my instructions about the ransom.

"Mr. Wayne, listen to my instructions about the ransom."

Batman

Wait.

"Wait."

Batman

What? Are you trying to give me orders?

"What? Are you trying to give me orders?"

Batman

Wait, the Boy Wonder is about to make a dramatic confession.

"Wait, the Boy Wonder is about to make a dramatic confession."

Batman

That story in the paper

"That story in the paper"

Batman

about the bank money being counterfeit

"about the bank money being counterfeit"

Batman

'it was false.'

"'it was false.'"

Batman

What?

"What?"

Batman

It was a ruse.

"It was a ruse."

Batman

It was a Batman's trick to make you try again.

"It was a Batman's trick to make you try again."

Batman

That money you stole last night is real.

"That money you stole last night is real."

Batman

A statement from the editor of the Gotham City Times

"A statement from the editor of the Gotham City Times"

Batman

...was entirely untrue."

"...was entirely untrue.""

Batman

Look.

"Look."

Batman

(Commissioner) 'It's signed and notarized.'

"(Commissioner) 'It's signed and notarized.'"

Batman

(Bruce Wayne) 'Let me add my assurance.'

"(Bruce Wayne) 'Let me add my assurance.'"

Batman

As the director of the first national bank of Gotham City.

"As the director of the first national bank of Gotham City."

Batman

let me tell you that the money in your possession

"let me tell you that the money in your possession"

Batman

is 100% bonafide.

"is 100% bonafide."

Batman

You gotta believe Mr. Wayne.

"You gotta believe Mr. Wayne."

Batman

As bank director, if he made a false statement

"As bank director, if he made a false statement"

Batman

he would be liable to federal prosecution.

"he would be liable to federal prosecution."

Batman

- Yes. - Don't you see out there?

"- Yes. - Don't you see out there?"

Batman

This reckless crime of yours isn't necessary.

"This reckless crime of yours isn't necessary."

Batman

You already have your filthy lucre.

"You already have your filthy lucre."

Batman

For your own sake, release Mrs. Cooper immediately.

"For your own sake, release Mrs. Cooper immediately."

Batman

Oh, Come on, you crook.

"Oh, Come on, you crook."

Batman

You can't be all bad. Let the poor lady go, huh?

"You can't be all bad. Let the poor lady go, huh?"

Batman

Yes. Thank you.

"Yes. Thank you."

Batman

It was only desperation that drove me to this.

"It was only desperation that drove me to this."

Batman

You-you'll release your victim?

"You-you'll release your victim?"

Batman

At once, with pleasure.

"At once, with pleasure."

Batman

Where?

"Where?"

Batman

Don't worry. You'll find her.

"Don't worry. You'll find her."

Batman

Goodbye.

"Goodbye."

Batman

Goodbye.

"Goodbye."

Batman

Ah, thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

"Ah, thank you, ladies and gentlemen."

Batman

Thank you very much.

"Thank you very much."

Batman

And now, we return you to our regular scheduled program

"And now, we return you to our regular scheduled program"

Batman

in progress.

"in progress."

Batman

[gunshot on television]

"[gunshot on television]"

Batman

It was your warm appeal that turned the tide.

"It was your warm appeal that turned the tide."

Batman

I'll call Chief O'Hara.

"I'll call Chief O'Hara."

Batman

I'll put the entire force on the alert.

"I'll put the entire force on the alert."

Batman

Get me Chief O'Hara. Chief O'Hara, yes, thank you.

"Get me Chief O'Hara. Chief O'Hara, yes, thank you."

Batman

[tires screeching]

"[tires screeching]"

Batman

Are you alright?

"Are you alright?"

Batman

Could I help you, madam?

"Could I help you, madam?"

Batman

I'm Mrs. Harriet Cooper.

"I'm Mrs. Harriet Cooper."

Batman

The kidnap victim?

"The kidnap victim?"

Batman

Yes. Would someone please call a policeman.

"Yes. Would someone please call a policeman."

Batman

My relatives must be terribly worried.

"My relatives must be terribly worried."

Batman

Yes, ma'am.

"Yes, ma'am."

Batman

Scarcely minutes later

"Scarcely minutes later"

Batman

back at stately Wayne Manor..

"back at stately Wayne Manor.."

Batman

Is she alright, doctor?

"Is she alright, doctor?"

Batman

(doctor) An amazing woman, Mr. Wayne.

"(doctor) An amazing woman, Mr. Wayne."

Batman

It was a real fight to make her accept sedation.

"It was a real fight to make her accept sedation."

Batman

(Bruce) 'Well, that's Aunt Harriet all over.'

"(Bruce) 'Well, that's Aunt Harriet all over.'"

Batman

You're sure she had no clues to divulge

"You're sure she had no clues to divulge"

Batman

Not one alas.

"Not one alas."

Batman

It seems that the minute she was lured into the taxi

"It seems that the minute she was lured into the taxi"

Batman

she was subjected to a potent but harmless drug.

"she was subjected to a potent but harmless drug."

Batman

Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go.

"Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go."

Batman

Yes, of course. Thank you, doctor.

"Yes, of course. Thank you, doctor."

Batman

I suppose you'll be wanting to find Batman now?

"I suppose you'll be wanting to find Batman now?"

Batman

That's right, Mr. Wayne. I will.

"That's right, Mr. Wayne. I will."

Batman

[sighs]

"[sighs]"

Batman

What's the matter, Alfred?

"What's the matter, Alfred?"

Batman

Excuse me, sir, but I can't help feeling that this whole

"Excuse me, sir, but I can't help feeling that this whole"

Batman

somber episode is my fault.

"somber episode is my fault."

Batman

Your fault?

"Your fault?"

Batman

Indeed, sir.

"Indeed, sir."

Batman

Had I not been down dusting the Bat-cave

"Had I not been down dusting the Bat-cave"

Batman

when that false phone call arrived..

"when that false phone call arrived.."

Batman

Good heavens! Perish the thought, Alfred.

"Good heavens! Perish the thought, Alfred."

Batman

You were performing your proper duty.

"You were performing your proper duty."

Batman

Begging you pardon, sir. Not true.

"Begging you pardon, sir. Not true."

Batman

Ordinarily, I tend to the Bat-cave on Wednesday evenings.

"Ordinarily, I tend to the Bat-cave on Wednesday evenings."

Batman

I fail to do so because of my addiction

"I fail to do so because of my addiction"

Batman

to a certain television program.

"to a certain television program."

Batman

Listen, Alfred, rid yourself of guilt.

"Listen, Alfred, rid yourself of guilt."

Batman

That's right, Alfred.

"That's right, Alfred."

Batman

Aunt Harriet's fine now.

"Aunt Harriet's fine now."

Batman

She's more than fine.

"She's more than fine."

Batman

I wouldn't have deduced the criminal's identity.

"I wouldn't have deduced the criminal's identity."

Batman

What? You know?

"What? You know?"

Batman

And I thought, uh, I thought I discovered the decisive clue.

"And I thought, uh, I thought I discovered the decisive clue."

Batman

This, uh, book of matches, sir.

"This, uh, book of matches, sir."

Batman

The Gnome Book Store.

"The Gnome Book Store."

Batman

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