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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Reunion (S07E07)

"So why don't we leave the same thing so one of us doesn't look like an idiot?"
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"What do you want to leave? What's your inclination?"
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"- $12. - $12?"
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"- Write... write $12 down. - How much are you gonna leave?"
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"- Mm-hmm. Mmm. Mmm. - What's your plan here?"
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"I'm encouraging you to leave $12."
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"in writing $12 under "gratuity" on your check."
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"Are you gonna leave $12?"
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"You want to know what I'm leaving?"
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"I'm writing a number."
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"and I'm putting it inside my little leather check holder."
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"Waiter. Thank you very much."
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"- No problem. Thank you. - You've been wonderful. Thank you very much."
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"You're not gonna tell me what you left? Is that it?"
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"You don't believe in tip coordination, is that it?"
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"Let's stay in touch about the girl. It's very important."
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"I've got a couple of ideas. I'll email you."
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"This is exciting, Larry."
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"Larry: And some funny ideas for Elaine."
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"- Oh, really? Like what? - Yeah."
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"Mm-hmm. You give her the haircut,"
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"she finds out it doesn't grow back and she freaks out."
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"- Yeah, Elaine around a kid. - Around the kid and her mother yelling at her."
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"- So that could be funny. - Uh-huh, but I don't know."
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"I have to tell you, Larry, I've never seen a reunion show"
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"I mean, every time you see one of these reunion shows,"
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"it feels like they're doing it for the wrong reasons."
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"- Really? - Hey, is Jerry into it?"
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"Completely into it. He's chomping at the bit."
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"- Really? - Is it chomping or champing?"
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"I think it's chomp... champing? What is champing?"
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"No, it's spelled "chomping" and it's pronounced "chomping.""
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"- Not so sure. - I'm so sure."
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"Well, regardless, Jason... into it,"
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"- wants to do it. - Oh my god."
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"I... - come on, let's do it."
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"Okay, well, maybe... All right. All right."
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"- I'm into it. - Fantastic."
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"- Can I get you anything to drink? - No thanks, I'm good."
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"- Are you sure? Okay. - Yeah."
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"- Hey! - Hey."
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"- How's it going? - It's good."
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"How was the birthday party the other day?"
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"What birthday party?"
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"You know, you went to a birthday party with your mother."
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"No, I didn't go to a birthday party."
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"- Really? - Yeah, really."
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"That's not what your mother said."
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"I didn't go to a birthday party."
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"Interesting."
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"Larry: I've got some really good ideas for Kramer."
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"This one idea that actually happened to me..."
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"I picked up a hooker so I could use the carpool Lane"
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"to get to dodger stadium 'cause I was late for a ballgame."
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"That happened to me. I've spoken to Jason, he wants to do it."
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"Jerry will do it. I just talked to Julia,"
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"Huh? Do you like that idea?"
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"- Huh? - Yeah. Mmm."
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"- Good idea, right? - Oh, yeah."
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"I mean, am I crazy? Tell me. What do you think?"
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"- Hmm? - Yeah."
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"Am I crazy? Do you think I'm crazy?"
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"I don't know."
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"If you think it's a crazy idea, then it's a good idea."
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"If you said, "no, you're not crazy,""
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"then I'd think it's not a good idea."
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"- You know what I'm talking about? - Yeah."
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"- Huh? You get that, right? - Definitely. Sure."
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"Come on, let's do it."
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"I'm sorry. I've got to pick up Beth."
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"Oh, okay. I've got the check. What are you doing?"
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"- You can get this? Just a tea. - Of course. Yeah, come on."
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"- This is exciting. Are you excited? - Yeah."
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"- Huh? It's exciting. - Yeah yeah. It was good seeing you."
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"- It's exciting, right? - I've gotta go. I'll see you later."
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"- Great to see you. I'm excited. - All right."
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"- How are we doing over here, sir? - Doing good."
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"- Good good. - Doing good."
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"- Anything I can get you? - No. I have a question I want to ask you."
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"how much tip the guy I was with left you?"
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"Oh. ( Chuckles ) we don't do that."
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"- You don't do what? - We don't share"
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"- that information with customers. - Huh, "share information"?"
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"Honestly, who gives a crap?"
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"I was in here. I was with a guy."
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"I'm just curious. What did he leave?"
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"It was a healthy... healthy tip."
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"- Was mine a healthy tip? - Yeah."
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"Was his healthier?"
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"I... I... - let me ask you this question:"
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"- Was it over $12? Huh? - Do you want me to refill your water or..."
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"Just scratch your face with your finger if it was over $12."
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"I... I could really get in trouble with my manager."
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"Nobody even knows what we're talking about."
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"Scratch your face with your finger if it was over $12."
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"Go ahead, just scratch it. Was it over $12?"
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"- Oh, for god's sake. What an asshole. - Is there anything else?"
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"This is making me real uncomfortable."
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"Nobody's even... ( Stammers ) to anything we're talking about."
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"Is that all I can get you?"
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"No, don't go yet. One second. I have one more question to ask you."
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"- Huh? Was it over $30? - Do you want the check?"
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"And come back soon."
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"- Larry: Hey! - Jeff: Hi, how are you?"
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"Good. Guess what."
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"Really? We're doing the reunion show."
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"- Fantastic, man! - Is that unbelievable?"
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"Susie has lyme disease."
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"- Who saved her life? Who saved her life? - Can you... I saved her life."
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"- You saved her life. - Dr. David."
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"- Dr. David. Paging Dr. David. - You know, she went to..."
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"Cheryl! Hey, Cheryl!"
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"- Hi. - Hey."
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"- This is crazy. - Yeah."
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"- How are you? Good. - Good. Good."
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"- Yeah. - We're doing the show."
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"- You're kidding. - No."
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"And you..."
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"Are gonna play George's ex-wife."
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"- Are you kidding me? - I swear to god."
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