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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Occupation Recalibration (S07E07)

"in case it didn't work out."
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"from Ms. Pierson for me to be chalk monitor that year."
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"Thank you. I needed to hear that."
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"Why can't Leonard understand it?"
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"Because he's not like us, Penny."
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"We're dreamers."
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"Yeah, I need to start cracking the window"
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"when I leave you in the car."
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"Hey."
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"Hello, Bert."
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"So, anyway, there's this big, uh,"
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"in Santa Monica and... Listen,"
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"um, Bert, before you say anything else, I..."
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"Oh. This is awkward."
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"You thought I was gonna ask you to go with me"
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"Weren't you?"
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"Yeah."
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"I do have a boyfriend."
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"That's what you all say."
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"You just don't want to go out with me"
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"because I have an off-putting personality."
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"My boyfriend has an off-putting personality, too."
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"and no one ever wants to do anything with me."
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"I know I'm a monster."
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"No, Bert, come on."
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"I'd love to go to the mineral show with you."
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"It's a date."
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"No, it's not."
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"Too late!"
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"Yeah. Haven't seen this many people in my store"
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"Haven't seen you in forever."
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"Look how gray you've gotten."
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"My hair's exactly the same color as always."
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"No, I was talking about your skin."
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"Look, uh, my friend here needs a comic book..."
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"Good thing there was no one there to see you."
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"What do you need?"
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"Right over here."
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"Even you, Sweatpants?"
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"Free popcorn."
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"Can I offer you a coffee?"
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"No, thanks."
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"How about you, Stu? Mocha? Scone?"
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"Directions to the nearest soup kitchen?"
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"I'm just kidding."
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"You know something, Jesse?"
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"You may have a successful business"
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"a-and the kind of pink complexion"
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"that comes with good nutrition..."
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"The mineral and rock show?"
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"I'm gonna have to tell him the truth:"
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"that even if I didn't have a boyfriend,"
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"...Marci Grossman, Lisa Mazzarino..."
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"...Megan Pincus... ...Tammy Cho..."
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"Oh, who was that girl from our Starbucks?"
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"She wrote "no way" on both our cappuccinos."
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"Poor Bert."
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"Well, how would you want a girl"
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"to tell you she wasn't interested?"
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"I guess, uh, I'd like her to sit me down,"
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"look me in the eye and say,"
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""I was wrong. I love you.""
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"And then maybe"
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"Okay, I don't have time for this."
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"I'm just gonna go find him and be brutally honest."
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"He'll probably climb up the Empire State Building"
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"and start swatting at planes."
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"You want us to talk to him?"
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"Really?"
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"You would do that?"
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"Sure. We've both been in his shoes."
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"Thank you."
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"So we tell him she's a lesbian, right?"
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"Of course we tell him she's a lesbian."
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"And hold three..."
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"Very good."
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"Now let's try Warrior II."
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"And hold."
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"over their bodies they can draw water in through their genitals."
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"It seems like a good way to drink a milk shake"
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"And now we go to Reverse Warrior."
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"Sheldon, take a break."
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"Namaste."
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"Okay, if you support me, what was with that phone call?"
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"Fine. I'm not sure you should have quit."
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"But if you care so much what I think,"
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"why didn't you ask me before you did it?"
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"Yes. I thought we were in the kind of relationship"
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"where we make decisions together."
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"If I'm wrong, then maybe we need to talk"
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"about the kind of relationship we're actually in."
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"Yeah, well, maybe we do."
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"Y... No."
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"I'm as much a part of this relationship as you two,"
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"and I think it's high time we put all our cards on the table."
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"Yeah. For example, where is this going?"
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"Are you two ever getting married?"
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"Okay, wait. What are we doing?"
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"For some reason,"
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"we're planning a future where we both live with Sheldon forever."
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"I'm being reckless, and you might be right,"
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"but I need to take this shot."
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"Despite what it says on her résumé,"
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"she is no longer 22."
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"but you don't act like it."
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"He does that to me, too."
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"Why do we put up with it?"
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"Listen, I could never do what you're doing, okay?"
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"I would be terrified."
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"Well, it's scary for me, too."
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"My point is, just because I couldn't do it"
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"And I'm proud of you."
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"Okay. Thank you."
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"Well, to celebrate this reconciliation,"
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"let's all share a milk shake."
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"You're back."
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"Yes, I am!"
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"There's a few more things I want to say to you."
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"Stuart's store is just fine,"
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"and he's a much nicer person than you are,"
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