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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Jiminy Conjecture (S03E03)

"Let me ask you one first."
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"What's a world-renowned entomologist with a doctorate..."
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"...when the university cuts off the funding for his lab, huh?"
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"Ask rhetorical questions that make people uncomfortable?"
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"What's your deal?"
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"Are they planning to outsource my job to Bangalore?"
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"I'm from New Delhi."
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"- We should find another entomologist. - We're here. Let's settle this."
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"Professor, can you identify our cricket?"
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"Of course I can."
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"Not that that's gonna keep me from having to move in with my daughter..."
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"...in Oxnard. And we're not talking Oxnard at the beach. No."
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"We're talking Oxnard in the onion fields."
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"- Well, could you look at Toby? - Toby?"
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"What a stupid name for a cricket."
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"Told you."
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"It's a field cricket."
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"- Yes. - No, wait."
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"Dr. Crawley, are you sure?"
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"Young man, I've been studying insects since I was 8 years old."
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"Creepy Crawley."
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"Cruel as that may be, that is not in itself a credential."
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"Let me show you something."
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"See that? That's a Crawley's dung beetle."
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"I discovered it after spending six months..."
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"...slogging through the Bornean rain forests..."
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"...shacking up with a two-bit ornithologist..."
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"...who lives on a sailboat and likes to wear boot-cut jeans."
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"So when I tell you that that's a common field cricket..."
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"...you can take that to the damn bank."
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"Because God knows I can't."
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"That tramp took me for everything."
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"I'm sure your daughter's looking forward to having you."
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"Oh, hey, Sheldon. What you got there? New comic book?"
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"Old comic book."
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"I just retrieved it from my safe-deposit box."
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"Old comic books."
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"I lost this to Wolowitz in an ill-considered cricket wager."
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"What, do they have Wii cricket now?"
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"That can't be very popular."
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"Well, if it makes you feel any better, I'm not feeling so hot either."
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"Why would that make me feel better?"
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"I don't know, empathy?"
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"I'm just saying that you're feeling upset about something with Howard..."
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"...and I'm upset about something with Leonard."
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"Yes, the disappointing sex."
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"That's an inexact parallel."
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"You and Leonard can always return to being friends."
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"I can never return to a state in which Wolowitz has not bested me..."
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"...like Mrs. Riley's chicken."
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"What's Mrs. Riley's chicken?"
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"A chicken that was owned by Mrs. Riley."
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"- Okay, forget the chicken. - I wish I could."
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"No, no. You may be right about me and Leonard."
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"Well, of course I'm right. What are the odds I'd be wrong twice in one week?"
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"No, I mean, we can always go back to being friends."
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"What's going on?"
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"Oh, you'd like to catch up on the events of the day. All right."
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"Well, there was a half-hour wait at the bank to get into my safe-deposit box."
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"I was forced to talk to Penny about your sexual problems."
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"And, oh, yes, in a moment filled with biblical resonance..."
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"...pride wenteth before my fall..."
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"...causing my Flash 123 to goeth to Wolowitz."
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"Wait a minute. You talked to Penny about our sex life?"
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"I lost a bet to Wolowitz."
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"- You're saying you talked to Penny? - Yes."
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"- Interesting. - Hardly."
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"Excuse me."
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"Have I crossed some sort of line again?"
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"Little bit."
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"Hmm."
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"Oh. Who cares?"
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"- Oh, hey. - Hey, what did Sheldon say to you?"
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"Not a lot. That we always have the option of going back to being friends."
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"- Is that what you want? - I don't know."
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"I mean, you have to admit..."
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"...things seemed simpler when we were just friends."
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"I guess."
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"- It would take the pressure off. - It would, wouldn't it?"
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"So we'll just be friends."
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"Good. Good."
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"Come here."
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"Okay-dokay."
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"To tell you the truth, I think we were both a little... I don't know..."
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"Chickens are not at all timid."
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"...first appearance of Silver Surfer..."
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"My stomach."
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"...your telling me to be careful would not make me careful."
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"Enjoy Oxnard."
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"I just said that... This conversation has started to circle. Meeting adjourned."
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"...and 20 years of experience, to do with his life..."
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