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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Our Children, Ourselves (S02E02)

"So if you're telling me there's another kid..."
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"how can that be anything but good?"
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"- No, it's okay. - No. I need to have my reaction."
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"- Oh. - So what do we do now?"
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"I don't know. I guess I'm gonna have to..."
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"I'm gonna have to call Tracy and tell her that we need to talk."
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"- Okay. Uh, are you nervous? - I'm terrified. Yes."
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"I mean, what's this kid gonna think of me?"
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"I've been absent for the first eight years of his life."
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"How do you make up for time like that?"
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"Okay, slow down. You're spinning out."
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"It's probably just a false alarm."
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"No, you're right. This could be my going-bald scare all over again."
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"Yeah, and we know how that turned out."
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"Honey? Mm-hmm?"
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"What would happen if the greatest scientists on earth..."
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"got together to mate nature's two most violent predators?"
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"- Are we talking about Croctopus in 3-D? - At 2:10."
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"- Book it! - Mmm."
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"Claire and I share a true love of cheesy cinema."
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"- Old and young people switching bodies. - Mm-hmm."
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"Uh, tough guys taking care of babies."
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"- Any sequel three and higher. - Oh, yeah."
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"Usually get a new cast around five."
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"- That's where the magic really happens. - Yeah. Yeah."
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"- Yeah. - Mm-hmm. Hey, honey, how'd your test go?"
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"- Second highest in the class. Hey."
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"That's great. - Sanjay Patel edged me out by 12 points."
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"Oh, honey, who cares what she did?"
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"It's a he. "Sanjay" is a very common Indian boy's name."
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"There are like millions of them."
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"Sweetheart, it's still a great score. I hope you're not beating yourself up."
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"- I'm not. - That's our girl."
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"Sanjay's dad's a surgeon. His mom's a professor. I can't compete with that."
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"I'll just have to do the best I can with what I was given."
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"- Good for you. - We're proud of you, honey."
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"- She's such a good kid. - Yeah, she is."
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"I don't know. I'm still thinking about all the Sanjays."
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"I don't know any, but I know three Miltons."
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"She's saying we're stupid."
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"- Well, she's wrong. - Is she?"
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"Honey, look at how long it just took us to figure out that she's insulting us."
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"Are we holding our kids back?"
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"I'd go so far as to say we're as intellectual and sophisticated as..."
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"Sweet! Croctopus tickets confirmed."
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"I just think that we should offer to take Manny."
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"Maybe for a weekend. - Something."
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"- Hey, guys. Hey, Manny."
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"Got a golf lesson. My swing's a mess. Manny's coming with me."
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"No, you can't go downstairs now. You'll run into the Hoffmans."
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"Actually, I wanna talk to them, because I've been thinkin' about what you said last night..."
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"and I'm sorry if I embarrassed you."
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"You're right. You never would have done that to me."
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"- I forgive you. - So I'll say good-bye."
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"No, Jay. Don't do that."
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"First they think you like them..."
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"then they think you don't like them."
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"- Don't confuse them. - I wanna do this for you."
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"- Jay, wait! - It's okay."
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"Ay, Jay, wait!"
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"So, hey, how are you handling things, you know, with Jay?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"Honey, your mom told us that Jay's, you know..."
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"a little off his game."
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"A little? It's hard to watch."
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"Oh. It must be so frustrating for him."
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"Well, he does swear a lot."
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"Oh. The worst is when he goes off into the woods."
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"Oh, and when he drives..."
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"Oh, my God. Look out. I'm surprised he hasn't killed anybody yet."
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"Hey! I'm so glad you guys are still here."
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"I just wanna say..."
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"sorry for last night."
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"It's okay. We understand."
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"Ay, you see? Problem is solved."
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"Now go. You're going to be late."
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"There's nothin' wrong with you guys. You know, it's me."
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"- We know. - We went through the same thing with Steph's father."
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"- Now I'm confused. - I'm Steph."
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"Here, Jay. I poured you a glass of orange juice."
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"Thanks, kid."
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"Jay, go change. I'll be there in one second."
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"- Maybe we should get going. - At least let me drive you to the airport."
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"- No, no. No, no. We'll call a cab. - Oh, no, no, no."
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"Honey, do you want popcorn or anything?"
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"No, I'm good..."
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"'cause I'm got some Twix up my sleeve."
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"You may be cool, but I'm wine cooler."
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"- I love us."
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"Well, hello, Dunphys."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- How are you? - I heard Sanjay did so well on his test today."
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"- Indeed. - Yes, we're very proud of him."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"Are you here to see Deux Jour de la Vie?"
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"Well, we're not here to see Croctopus."
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"Forgive Vish if you hear him groan."
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"He gets annoyed if the subtitles are mistranslated."
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"Well, that makes deux of us."
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"All right. - You bet."
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"See you in there."
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"Phil, where are you going?"
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"Croctopus."
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"Honey... Honey, I think we should go see this movie."
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"Why do I have to watch a French movie?"
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"I didn't do anything wrong."
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"Maybe Alex has a point."
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"How can we encourage our kids to have intellectual curiosity when we don't have any?"
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"It's two hours of our life."
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"Fine."
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"For our kids."
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"You do not."
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"Name one thing you've liked about this."
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"I like the scene with the old man on the beach."
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"- So he's not coming back? - No, he's not coming back, and I'm not coming back either."
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"Shh! - Some of us are trying to enjoy this film."
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"While Claire watched one of the most highly acclaimed films of the year..."
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"I sat through a badly made schlock fest with absolutely no redeeming value..."
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"and it was awesome."
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"- - Oh!"
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