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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - The Job Interview (S06E06)

"Yeah, she said apparently"
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"Johnny doesn't have enough assets."
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"Yeah, and the problem is, how do you get assets..."
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"- without the loan? - But the the problem is,"
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"how do you get assets without a loan?"
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"Roland, you're not adding anything to the sentence,"
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"you're just repeating what I said."
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"Anyway, I don't know how long this will set us back, Moira."
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"Could be another year or two before we make any headway."
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"Oh, surely there's some penny-wise townsperson"
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"with a hidden rainy-day reservoir."
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"Well, you know, uh, I don't wanna be the town gossip here,"
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"but, uh, the other day, I got a look at Bob's"
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"financial statement on his desk in the office,"
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"Plus, he got plugs last year, but... you didn't hear that from me."
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"in those fancy yoga clothes. Those are not cheap."
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"I know because I buy the knockoffs,"
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"- and they're not cheap. - Bob..."
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"You know, he was very interested"
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"with Bob and Gwen tonight."
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"Bob!"
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"Oh, look at you, Robert,"
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"with the hides of a herd of Holstein on your back."
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"Yeah. Sorry, uh, I don't have time to chat. Uh..."
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"I just had two cups of coffee,"
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"uh, I don't wanna push my luck."
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"I mean, uh, these pants,"
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"they take like a year to unlace, so..."
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"Rose's, I hope you like fish,"
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"'cause I think we just reeled in a big one."
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"Hey, Alexis. Another green smoothie, no greens?"
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"Um... yeah, if you're making one."
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"No. I'm asking if you want one."
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"Okay, Twy, I didn't like leave anything behind"
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"when I popped by earlier, did I?"
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"I don't think so, but if you tell me what you lost,"
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"I can ask George if anyone turned it in?"
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"No, it's, it's nothing. It's just a turtle."
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"- What? - His name is Ted"
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"and he's gone. And I can't remember where I put him,"
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"and I thought it was in the motel,"
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"but he could've like crawled out of my purse"
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"when I brought him by the cafe earlier."
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"Turtles are actually kind of like huge health hazards,"
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"and like the ten-day nature trips,"
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"and me being alone here, kind of feels like he left"
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"the day that he flew to the Galapagos."
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"The turtle flew to the Galapagos?"
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"No, Ted the turtle is missing,"
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"I am now talking about my boyfriend Ted, Twy."
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"It'd be great if you could keep up."
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"The slowest animal on earth escaped from me."
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"That can't not be a bad sign."
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"that was eaten by her ex-fiancé's snake."
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"- That was a bad sign. - Oh my God."
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"And it happened on Valentine's Day."
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"- Mm. - And her fiancé was a Satanist."
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"I think you guys are just going through a tough time."
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"But... who knows?"
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"Maybe you'll be pleasantly surprised"
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"by how much closer this brings the two of you."
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"And if it makes you feel any better,"
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"turtles actually thrive out of captivity."
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"Thanks, Twy."
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"Oh, and if you do see Ted like waddling around in the kitchen,"
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"just feed him a carrot and shoot me a text."
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"Me too, girl. Love you!"
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"- Excuse me. - Mm?"
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"This baby behind me has been crying for over an hour now"
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"and I just can't take it anymore."
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"You and me both."
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"I have shushed them thrice at this point."
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"Now, here are your options:"
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"I could either move those two to the back of the plane,"
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"or I could offer you some complimentary alcohol"
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"to make your flight a little more bearable."
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"Thank you, Carol!"
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"- That was a great example... - Thank you!"
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"Of what not to do. David just reminded us"
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"of two touchstone policies here at Larry Air:"
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"no seat changes,"
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"and "complimentary""
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"is not in our corporate vocabulary."
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"But finger snaps for David!"
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"We don't... s-Sure."
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"Okay, I think it's time to move on to the final round."
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"Rupinder Pimms, Tracey Mickleson,"
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"Felix Ng, and David Rose."
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"you will not be asked to continue the process."
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"This is so embarrassing."
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"I thought you said David Rose."
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"I did."
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"- because you would've got this. - Hmm..."
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"Yeah, hi, Carol? Uh, it's just that some of us"
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"drove some of the other applicants here,"
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"if we all just moved forward into the next round."
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"I think it's best if you wait in the hall."
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"I'll be taking some of these complimentary peanuts then."
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"Oh, as I pointed out,"
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"nothing is complimentary on Larry Air."
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"I'm taking the peanuts, Carol!"
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"Well, hopefully, Gwen will be here soon."
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"Oh, we don't have to wait for Gwen."
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"Oh, I think we do. It uh..."
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"gives us more time to talk."
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"How often do good friends get a chance to sit around and, uh,"
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"and talk? Right!"
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"And, you know, I didn't get a chance to tell you before,"
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"Somebody... somebody's got some money to burn."
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"- Well... - Let's not embarrass the man."
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"I feel like I'm a Wolf of Wall Street."
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"Good... then let's go get our lamb."
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"Oh, are we having lamb?"
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"No, just my Sloppy Jocelyns."
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"Hope you're hungry, Bob."
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"Speaking of yummy opportunities."
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"John, were you able to return Bill and Melinda's call today"
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"about the hmm hmm-hmm?"
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"Well, you know, Moira, we're not supposed to be"
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"discussing investment opportunities at the table,"
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