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Clips from Gilmore Girls - I Can't Get Started (S02E02)

"Non-dairy and wheat-free alternatives in the cafeteria."
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"A larger voice in the monetary disbursal of charitable funds..."
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"donated to our institution."
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"Because it is our institution, yours and mine."
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"Remember, people. If Chilton soars, we soar. If Chilton fails, we fail."
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"It is up to us. We must get involved. We must care."
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"It is not enough to sign a petition..."
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"to get a Little Debbie machine installed in the corridor."
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"Snack cakes will not change the world."
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"Cream filling will not decide our legacy."
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"How will future generations of Chilton students remember the Class of 2003?"
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"John F. Kennedy once said:"
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"'Ask not what your country can do for you..."
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"'ask what you can do for your country. '"
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"Those eloquent words are just as relevant here in this hall today."
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"the future of Chilton, of America, of the world..."
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"what can you do for your school?"
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"You can vote for me, Paris Geller, for Student Body President."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to thank Reese McKinley, Schotzie Leasen..."
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"and Paris Geller, your presidential candidates for next year."
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"Elections will be held this Friday. Good luck to all of you."
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"This concludes today's assembly. You are all dismissed."
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"Did you get the 'Little Debbie' comment?"
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"All of it? Cream filling and snack cake?"
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"- Every delicious morsel. - Good, good."
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"So how do you think it went?"
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"I think it went fine."
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"Fine as in better than Reese and Schotzie?"
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"- Fine as in fine. - How are you skewing the article?"
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"You'll have to wait and read about it like everyone else."
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"Schotzie pulling the Sharon Stone, Basic Instinct bit..."
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"was an attempt to distract the student body..."
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"- from my mandatory recycling program. - Go away."
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"- Okay, 150 students were polled. - A total cross-section."
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"The hairstyles proved the Farrelly brothers are not making it up."
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"Have I ever been mistaken for a patient person?"
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"Right, sorry. So we added the votes up."
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"Continue."
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"When asked who is the most qualified for the job of President..."
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"- 90% said you. - Really?"
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"When asked who would be the most competent President..."
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"the answer was, once again, you."
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"- So that's it. I'm in. - Not quite."
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"- We also polled likeability. - And?"
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"- While people think you're smart... - And competent."
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"And competent, they also find you, well, a tad..."
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"Scary."
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"Well, fine. They don't like me. Big deal, right?"
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"But when asked if the likeability issue would affect their voting choice..."
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"- almost 100% said yes. - That's crazy."
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"People would vote for a moronic twink who they liked..."
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"over someone who can actually do the job?"
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"- Sad but true. - Well, what do I do?"
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"Hope for a sex scandal?"
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"- Louise? - I'm on it."
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"- Hey. - Tomorrow, with everyone else."
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"trying to figure out who should be my Vice-Presidential candidate."
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"Who would be yin to my yang, Joel to my Ethan, Damon to my Affleck?"
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"- Who? - You."
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"- What? - It's genius."
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"We could announce it tomorrow. Geller and Gilmore."
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"We even have a 'G' thing. Never underestimate the power of alliteration."
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"I don't want to be Vice-President."
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"- Every girl wants to be Vice-President. - Not this one."
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"You have to. It's the only way. Please, I'm begging you."
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"- Paris... - They hate me, okay?"
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"- Who hates you? - Everyone in the whole school hates me."
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"They think I'm the best for the job, but they won't vote for me..."
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"so I'm going to lose."
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"How is my running with you gonna change anything?"
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"Because people think you're nice. You're quiet. You say, 'Excuse me. '"
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"You look like birds help you get dressed. They don't fear you."
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"I haven't been dressed by a bird since I was two."
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"- Please? - No, I don't want to be in politics."
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"I just want to write about it."
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"You won't have to do anything."
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"- You just have to sit there and be nice. - No. Bye."
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"Harvard loves this kind of crap."
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"Being Vice-President is just one more thing to put you ahead..."
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"who are applying for the same spot you are."
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"then comes the day when the letter from Harvard arrives."
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"They've turned you down. Enjoy Connecticut State, sucker."
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"Tell me you won't be thinking, 'What if I had just run with Paris?'"
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"'What if the one thing that could have ensured my place..."
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"I guess just being nice to people never occurred to you?"
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"That is exactly what I need from you."
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"Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm for the new millennium."
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"Wear some braids tomorrow, with bows. Hell, let's sell it, sister."
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"- How do you feel? - Great."
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"- Not at all sad? - About getting my arm back? No."
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"Really? 'Cause I've kind of gotten used to Castie over here."
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"We decorated him. We talked to him. We protected him from getting wet."
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"It's time to stop getting attached to inanimate objects."
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"Castie, no one understands you like I do. What?"
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"No, I did not know Mr. Band-Aid said that to you."
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"I will talk to him when we get home."
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"- How are you doing? - Dr. Sue, thank God."
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"Rory, let's get this thing off your arm."
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"- What do you say? - Not a word."
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"This one here? Which one?"
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"Hey, you in the white. Come on, point a finger."
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"- Dad? - Christopher?"
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"There you are."
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"- Is it still on? - What are you doing?"
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"Great, I didn't miss it."
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"- Hey, Doctor, I'm Dad. - Nice to meet you."
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"I can't believe you're here."
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"I told you I wanted to come for the big unveiling."
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"But I didn't think you would drive all the way from Boston again."
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"- You getting sick of me? - Frankly, yes."
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"- Everyone here now? - I think so."
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"Then let's do it."
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"And if at all possible, we'd like to keep the arm."
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"I'll try my best."
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"- So where to next? - I have to get home."
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"- I have to review my campaign platform. - Campaign platform?"
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"Our little Hillary Clinton here is running for Student Body Vice-President."
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"Elections are on Friday, but I'm very torn about which way I want it to go."
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"I spent four hours making picture buttons. You want to win."
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"If I win, I have to be Vice-President next year."
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