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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Alice Cooper (S03E03)

"I was sort of half kidding."
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"Well, then, just cross out the word "rock star""
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"I don't think I want anything to do with this."
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"It looks like you're stuck with it, doesn't it?"
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"- Just read it over anyways. - [whimpers]"
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"Oh, he must be kidding."
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"Why, how can he guarantee that? And what must it cost?"
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"[cackle echoing] Not a penny... Just your soul."
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"I... I... I'm sure I didn't hear that, or see it."
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"- [whirring sound, thud] - [man] Ouch!"
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"You just can't move when I'm shooting."
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"I've told you that a thousand times."
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"Well, you know me: In one ear and out the other."
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"[clears throat] Dr. Bunsen Honeydew,"
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"here at Muppet Labs, where the future is being made, today."
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"our latest development is the germ enlarger."
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"For years, scientists have had to study teensy weensy germs"
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"under a powerful microscope."
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"Here, in this dish, is isolated a sample of the deadly germ"
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"skeptococcus yuchotherium."
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"Now, watch what happens when Beaker adds"
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"one drop of germ enlarger."
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"[whimpering]"
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"[screaming]"
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"Notice how easy it is, now, for Beaker to study that germ."
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"And vice versa."
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"That's all, for now, from Muppet Labs. Well, Beaker..."
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"Hmm."
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"[Beaker whimpering]"
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"Bunsen, that germ better not be contagious."
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""...party of the first part"
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"guarantees to give party of the second part"
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"fabulous riches and worldwide fame.""
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"Kermit, what is this contract?"
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"Oh, that... Oh, that..."
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"That just belongs to Alice. That's, uh..."
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"- You know the Faust story? - No."
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"OK, well, you see, Faust sold his soul to the Devil"
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"and in return, became very rich and very famous,"
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"Really? Where do I sign?!"
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"I've gotta get a pen. Hey, give me a pen."
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"I'll give you all my chickens for a pen!"
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"I'd sell my soul for a pen!"
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"No, I have other plans for that."
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"A pen! I gotta have a pen!"
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"Somebody! Fozzie! Scooter!"
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"Ooh! I've never known a toothache this bad before."
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"[all] He's never known a toothache this bad before."
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"[all] It's like having toothache all over his body."
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"- And another thing. - [all] And another thing."
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"[no audio]"
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"- And what's worse... - [all] And what's worse..."
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"...the echo is often incorrect."
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"[all babbling indistinctly]"
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"Shh."
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"[all] And sometimes it says"
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"what I'm going to say before I've said it."
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"Yeah, well..."
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"[all] Yeah, well, none of this is helping my toothache."
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"You took the words right out of my mouth."
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"[deep voice] Pity you couldn't take the teeth as well."
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"[all] Don't look at us."
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"Whoa!"
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"[all] He's never known a toothache this bad before."
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"It's like having toothache all over my body."
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"[all] It's like having toothache all over... [fades out]"
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"[tooth] And another..."
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"- Mr. Cooper. - Yes."
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"I don't believe it."
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"[clears throat] Let me come right to the point."
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"You, sir, are a demented, sick, degenerate,"
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"...freako."
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"Why, thank you."
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"Freakos: One, Civilization: Zero."
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"Uh, oh, Gladys, this show is so weird tonight."
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"- with these clean-cut kids. - [laughing]"
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"[♪ Over the Rainbow]"
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"[birds chirping]"
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"♪ Somewhere ♪"
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"♪ Over the rainbow ♪"
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"♪ There's a land ♪"
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"♪ That I heard of ♪"
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"♪ Once in a lullaby ♪"
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"♪ Over the rainbow ♪"
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"♪ Skies are blue ♪"
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"♪ And the ♪"
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"♪ Really do come true ♪"
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"♪ And wake up where the clouds are far ♪"
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"♪ Behind me ♪"
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"♪ Where troubles melt like lemon drops ♪"
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"♪ Away above the chimney tops ♪"
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"♪ Find me ♪"
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"♪ Somewhere ♪"
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"♪ Over the rainbow ♪"
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"♪ Bluebirds fly ♪"
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"♪ Birds fly ♪"
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"♪ Over the rainbow ♪"
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"♪ Why then, oh, why can't I? ♪"
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"♪ Beyond the rainbow ♪"
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"♪ Why, oh, why ♪"
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"♪ Can't I? ♪"
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"Oh, boy, this is a spooky show."
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"- [creaking] - [gasps]"
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"[mumbling, gasps]"
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"Not you."
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"[gasps] Huh?"
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"[gasping]"
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"[♪ Once a Year Day]"
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"- ♪ This is my... ♪ - ♪ Once a year day ♪"
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"♪ Once a year day Felt the morning sun and knew that ♪"
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"- ♪ This was my... ♪ - ♪ Once a year day ♪"
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"♪ Once a year day ♪"
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"♪ Even got a kiss from you ♪"
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"♪ I feel like hopping up and down like a kangaroo ♪"
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"♪ What pleases me is what I'll do ♪"
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"♪ Once a year day ♪"
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"♪ Everyone's entitled to be wild ♪"
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"- ♪ Be a child ♪ - ♪ Be a goof ♪"
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"♪ Raise the roof ♪"
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"♪ Once a year ♪"
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