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Clips from Family Guy - Heart Burn (S18E18)

"Let us agree to disagree."
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"Huh, what a pleasantly de-escalating phrase"
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"that I'm just now hearing for the first time."
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"Yes, we will agree to disagree."
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"The war between the Greeks and the Trojans is over!"
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"(cheering)"
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"To Greece!"
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"Now let's go call a bunch of jagged rocks a beach."
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"(pained grunting)"
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"-Hot! -Hot!"
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"I can't wait to get back to Troy."
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"Yeah, I'm just gonna plop down with my kids"
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"and watch Troy Story."
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"That's as far as we know about right now."
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"You know what I just realized?"
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"This. This could be a really long poem."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, Helen's in my cabin,"
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"What? She's hot."
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"But not as hot as Medusa."
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"Ah, one look at Medusa, and I'm rock hard."
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"Mythologically correct."
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"Coming up, Greek food voted burpiest in the world."
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"But first, in tragedy news:"
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"your queen, Helen, has run off with Paris back to Troy."
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"This is an outrage!"
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"I'll send my entire army after them, led by my best warriors!"
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"Achilles, ACL, get in here!"
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"-What? -Helen has run off with Paris!"
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"We're going to get her back and burn Troy to the ground."
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"Well, that sounds good."
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"I just need to cancel my lesson with Socrates first."
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"from one philosophy school district to the next?"
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"No, no, he's the one"
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"whose method is all about asking questions."
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"-Like what? -"Have you ever tried wine?""
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""Can you keep a secret?""
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""You know this is your fault, right?""
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"Yeah, he'll... he'll make you question a lot about yourself."
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"and then head north at a 90 degree angle."
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"It's the fastest possible way I can imagine getting there."
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"If we know this distance and this distance,"
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"we can calculate this more direct route."
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"Wow. Our people are, like, really smart."
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"I bet Greeks will always be known"
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"¶ ¶"
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"Okay, I had a feeling this fortress would be impenetrable,"
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"so I've hired the finest builder in Greece"
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"to make us a giant wooden horse."
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"We'll hide inside it, they'll take it in as a gift,"
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"and then we spring out and destroy the city."
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"I call it "the Trojan horse.""
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"Well, that sounds great,"
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"-What? -Yeah. Just beads. See?"
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"Oh, boy, this..."
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"this is gonna be a difficult phone call."
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"Let's go! Let's go!"
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"This needs to be done yesterday!"
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"-(phone ringing) -Hello?"
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"Giant Horse Company, Pay On Delivery,"
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"No Deposit Required. Can I help you?"
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"What?!"
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"Where the hell is everyone?"
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"Well, they left a note."
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"It says Helen and Paris went back"
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"to the Greek Isles to get married... (gasps)"
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"They came!"
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"Awesome! And now that we're owned by Disney,"
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"we can have Hercules here."
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"No?"
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"They-they won't let us use him?"
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"What was the point of this whole merger?"
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"Well, who can we use?"
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""Launchpad McQuack"?"
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"I'm exhausted with being told "no.""
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"And now I'm married. Ugh."
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"I'm gonna go break wieners off statues."
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"Welcome back. My credit card got declined at the sex store."
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"We ran off with only the stuff we could keister."
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"Our next love story is Romeo and Juliet,"
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"a 500-year-old tale about horny preteens"
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"that society somehow decided is classy and not perverted,"
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"even though two middle schoolers bang in it. Enjoy."
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"in fair Verona where we lay our scene."
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"Well, I'd say Verona's better than fair."
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"They's gettin' a Shake Shack this summer."
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"Ooh, milkshakes and crinkly fries."
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"I'm sorry, y'all."
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"I done chatterboxed my way through the whole prologue."
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"Will there ever be a more popular Italian city"
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"Are we even supposed to be at this party?"
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"If they find out we're Montagues,"
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"they might razz us!"
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"We got inch-wide masks over just our eyes,"
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"with the rest of our faces plainly visible."
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"We're fine."
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"You wanted to see me, Daddy?"
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"Juliet, honey, we need to talk."
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"You're a grown woman now,"
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"and it's time for you to get married."
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"Grown woman?! Daddy, I'm 13."
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"Tell people you're 11!"
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"Do you want to get married or not?!"
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"in all of Italy."
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"Are you out of breath from saying one sentence?"
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"Just give me a second."
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"Whew. Okay."
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"like beef... and roni."
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"(chuckles)"
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"Shakespeare."
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"(squeaking)"
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"It says "hole.""
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"Okay."
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"I'll... I'll come over there."
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"Some greaseball at the bar just drew a guy in a circle."
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"It's amazing. He's this, and then he's this."
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"Romeo, we got to get out of here!"
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"Tybalt found out we're Montagues, and he's pissed."
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"Oh, man, I-I must have amnesia or something,"
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"'cause I don't (bleep) remember inviting you guys."
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"-Who are you here with? -Uh... Tony?"
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