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Clips from Family Guy - Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song) (S18E18)

"Mr. and Mrs. Griffin, I don't know how to thank you."
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"Ah, don't worry about it. Make yourself at home."
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"The Wi-Fi is "Joe Swanson Guest.""
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"Chris? There's someone here"
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"who's got somethin' to say to you!"
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"I've never seen this man before in my life."
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"Principal Shepherd?! What are you doing here?"
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"Chris, I fat-shamed you,"
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"and I believe I owe you a weaselly political apology."
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"So, if you took offense to anything I said,"
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"I certainly regret that you did that."
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"Thank you so much, Principal Shepherd."
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"Well, I accept your apology, Chris."
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"Onward and upward."
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"Now, I believe you have some masturbating to do, young man?"
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"I already did it."
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"-Chris...? -I mean..."
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"I was about to."
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"(chuckles) Oh, he's a good boy."
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"This is real 'cause I'm making the motor noise."
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"Finally cutting that grass, I see."
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"(laughs)"
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"Well, if someone had returned my mower"
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"when they said they were going to,"
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"I would've done it weeks ago."
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"Whoa, I see the mower isn't the only thing running hot."
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"But speaking of, I, uh, need to borrow a shovel."
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"-I'm digging a hole. -A hole?"
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"-Where are you going? China? -That's the hope."
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"All right, well, I'll be checking your Instagram."
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"(tires screeching)"
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"That's how God makes angels."
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"You wrote a whole children's book series about me."
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"And you made me look like a total idiot!"
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"Look, you got to call the publisher"
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"-and have these books recalled. -Not a chance, Brian."
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"All I'm doing is presenting you honestly to the public."
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"Who but a witch would not give up her virtue to a man"
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"who brought her a luncheon of salt pork and boiled sweets?"
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"But Your Honor, I tried to give up my virtue."
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"I begged him to take me then and there."
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"And he would have none of it."
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"I offered him posterior intimacy."
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"Okay, let's just-- e-everyone calm down."
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"The court reporter will still his quill."
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"On hands and knees I begged him."
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"He said he had an early appointment."
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"SHEPHERD (over P.A.): Attention, Griffins."
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"Could Peter Griffin please report to the backyard?"
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"ALL: Ooh..."
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"Shut up."
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"Peter, I'm looking at your aptitude assessment."
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"Uh, we think you would be more comfortable"
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"eating in the special breakfast unit."
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"(shouting, thudding)"
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"It sounds like chaos in there."
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"Don't worry, Miss Judy will take care of you."
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"She doesn't have her teaching degree,"
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"but she is abnormally strong."
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"Why can't I just eat with my family?"
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"We're trying to get you ready to eat with your family."
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"PETER: Hey, you must be Miss Judy."
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"Ow, that's my wrist!"
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"Someone drew a penis on my car."
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"-Peter, I'm looking at you. -Couldn't have been me."
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"I don't even know what penises look like 'cause I'm not gay."
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"-Never even seen one. -You don't have a penis?"
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"I do, I just don't look at it 'cause I'm not gay."
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"Now, if it was a vagina, I'd say you have your man."
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"Seen a ton of those. Seen three of those."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, three? Deets, Dad."
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"-Okay, your mom... -Nice."
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"-Your sister, when she was born... -Getting colder."
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"and her dress came up."
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"Did you know they pack cotton in corpses' noses,"
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"rectums and vaginas to prevent embalming fluid from leaking?"
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"Anyway, I gave the eulogy at the church and I talked about it."
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"It was all ad-libbed."
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"Now that preacher won't even make eye contact with me"
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"at the grocery store."
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"I don't know why that bothers me, but it does."
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"What were we talking about? Oh, yeah, your car got donged."
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"Okay, who do I make this out to?"
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"No, my-my mom says I can't use Sharpies."
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"They're permanent."
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"Stewart Griffin?"
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"I represent Brian Griffin, who is suing you for defamation."
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"That's right, I lawyered up, you little bitch."
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"Sorry I'm late, I was just..."
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"Ah, ah, aen français, Monsieur Griffin."
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"(sighs) God."
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"Je was watching Je Love Lucy, then je..."
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"was wondering why Lucy wasn't talking so much,"
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"and then realized it was just a orange cat in a ashtray."
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"All right, never mind that."
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"Just join me one step over here, yet out of earshot,"
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"so I can rap your knuckles with a ruler."
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"Ah! That's it!"
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"I want you out of our house right now!"
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"We are sick of you!"
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"What? You're kicking me out?"
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"Does everyone feel this way?"
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"-Oui, absolument. -Gérard Depardieu."
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"Well, at least someone's been paying attention."
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"But very well. I'll get out of your hair."
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"If you'll all just help me get my things out of the basement."
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"-(lock clicks) -Detention?"
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"He-he put us in detention in our own house?"
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"-Oh, my God! -Oh, my God!"
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"We-we-- uh, okay, we're gonna deal with that thing"
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"and then we're gonna deal with detention."
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"How long is Principal Shepherd"
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"gonna keep us in detention down here?"
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"Oh, you got a big date? Is that it?"
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"Got to get out of here for a big date?"
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"-Is that what you're saying? -Hey, bite my butt, Mom."
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"At least I'm not a withered old slut like you are."
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"-Oh, just kiss and get it over with. -Guys, guys, guys."
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"It's natural that we'd be at each other's throats, all right?"
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"We've been down here for three minutes."
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