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Clips from House of Cards (2013) - Thriller (S01E01)

I would have done that anyway.

"I would have done that anyway."

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I know.

"I know."

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I'm ready for battle.

"I'm ready for battle."

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You wanna come watch?

"You wanna come watch?"

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No. You go on ahead.

"No. You go on ahead."

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Come on.

"Come on."

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Watch me put the final nail in Spinella's coffin.

"Watch me put the final nail in Spinella's coffin."

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It'll be fun.

"It'll be fun."

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Marty.

"Marty."

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Frank.

"Frank."

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Come on, people. Take your marks.

"Come on, people. Take your marks."

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Congressman, would you like to respond to that?

"Congressman, would you like to respond to that?"

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Yes, I would.

"Yes, I would."

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$2 billion of taxpayers' money being wasted.

"$2 billion of taxpayers' money being wasted."

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And Congress should be ashamed of itself for that, Frank.

"And Congress should be ashamed of itself for that, Frank."

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What? Did Congress force the teachers to go on strike, Marty?

"What? Did Congress force the teachers to go on strike, Marty?"

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No, we didn't. Really, Frank?

"No, we didn't. Really, Frank?"

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When you threaten teachers' ability to negotiate as a union,

"When you threaten teachers' ability to negotiate as a union,"

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when you threaten their job security,

"when you threaten their job security,"

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you threaten their livelihood,

"you threaten their livelihood,"

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of course you force them to strike.

"of course you force them to strike."

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And did we also force them to start

"And did we also force them to start"

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throwing bricks at people's houses?

"throwing bricks at people's houses?"

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You know what, I'm really glad you brought that up,

"You know what, I'm really glad you brought that up,"

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because you know there's absolutely no proof that

"because you know there's absolutely no proof that"

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that incident had anything to do with this strike.

"that incident had anything to do with this strike."

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And I wanna take the opportunity to say publicly

"And I wanna take the opportunity to say publicly"

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that we categorically condemn

"that we categorically condemn"

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any use of violence whatsoever, or intimidation.

"any use of violence whatsoever, or intimidation."

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What you're saying, essentially,

"What you're saying, essentially,"

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is that you can't control your own people.

"is that you can't control your own people."

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That's not what I'm saying. That is what you're saying.

"That's not what I'm saying. That is what you're saying."

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You're disorganized.

"You're disorganized."

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Disorganized labor.

"Disorganized labor."

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You know what, you could keep trotting out that phrase all you like,

"You know what, you could keep trotting out that phrase all you like,"

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but you know what I'd like to do, Frank? I would like to get back

"but you know what I'd like to do, Frank? I would like to get back"

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to the issue here of educating our children

"to the issue here of educating our children"

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and the fact that Congress is not living up to their commitment.

"and the fact that Congress is not living up to their commitment."

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Well, you know what I would like?

"Well, you know what I would like?"

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What?

"What?"

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An apology.

"An apology."

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If not to me, then to my wife.

"If not to me, then to my wife."

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When that brick came through our window, it was terrifying.

"When that brick came through our window, it was terrifying."

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She's standing right over there.

"She's standing right over there."

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Claire? MAN 2: We need camera two on the wife.

"Claire? MAN 2: We need camera two on the wife."

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Now, why don't you look her in the eye

"Now, why don't you look her in the eye"

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and tell her that your people had nothing to do with that brick.

"and tell her that your people had nothing to do with that brick."

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Are you serious? Yes.

"Are you serious? Yes."

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Okay-

"Okay-"

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Mrs. Underwood, Claire,

"Mrs. Underwood, Claire,"

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I am sincerely sorry

"I am sincerely sorry"

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that you had to go through that ordeal, truly.

"that you had to go through that ordeal, truly."

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And it actually sickens me

"And it actually sickens me"

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that someone made you feel unsafe in your own home.

"that someone made you feel unsafe in your own home."

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And I give you my word that to the best of my knowledge,

"And I give you my word that to the best of my knowledge,"

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none of our people had anything to do with it.

"none of our people had anything to do with it."

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But you know what sickens me more?

"But you know what sickens me more?"

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That right now, your husband is using you

"That right now, your husband is using you"

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as a prop on national television to try and win a debate.

"as a prop on national television to try and win a debate."

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So I think you're the one that owes your wife an apology, Frank.

"So I think you're the one that owes your wife an apology, Frank."

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And when you're done apologizing,

"And when you're done apologizing,"

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can we please get back to the issue here

"can we please get back to the issue here"

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of educating our children?

"of educating our children?"

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No. You've got this wrong, Marty.

"No. You've got this wrong, Marty."

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There is no "you" and "I" in education.

"There is no "you" and "I" in education."

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Well, I mean, yes, there's the letters,

"Well, I mean, yes, there's the letters,"

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"U" and "I" are in the word education.

""U" and "I" are in the word education."

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But education with a capital "E

"But education with a capital "E"

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You know what I'm talking about.

"You know what I'm talking about."

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I don't think I do.

"I don't think I do."

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Yes, you do, Marty.

"Yes, you do, Marty."

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"U" and "I", education.

""U" and "I", education."

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So, we're gonna waste the rest of

"So, we're gonna waste the rest of"

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this debate naming all the vowels in...

"this debate naming all the vowels in..."

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I'm happy to play the vowel game.

"I'm happy to play the vowel game."

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You wanna play the vowel game with me?

"You wanna play the vowel game with me?"

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All right. "U" think "I"

"All right. "U" think "I""

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"o" "U"

""o" "U""

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"An

""An"

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But no, no, no.

"But no, no, no."

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"U" "O" "I."

""U" "O" "I.""

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Interesting. You left out "E" for "Education."

"Interesting. You left out "E" for "Education.""

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So let... Defecation.

"So let... Defecation."

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Edification. I'm sorry.

"Edification. I'm sorry."

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LOL. Uh...

"LOL. Uh..."

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You like Sesame Street so much?

"You like Sesame Street so much?"

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Why don't you give the kids the money they deserve?

"Why don't you give the kids the money they deserve?"

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What I'm trying to say about education...

"What I'm trying to say about education..."

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Well, I guess school's still in session.

"Well, I guess school's still in session."

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I guess you schooled me there, Marty.

"I guess you schooled me there, Marty."

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Let's move on. Please.

"Let's move on. Please."

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Humor aside, there are more important issues out there.

"Humor aside, there are more important issues out there."

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I had no intention of bringing you into this.

"I had no intention of bringing you into this."

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It wasn't part of a plan. I would've told you if it was.

"It wasn't part of a plan. I would've told you if it was."

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I know.

"I know."

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The idea just struck me, and I went with it.

"The idea just struck me, and I went with it."

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I don't mind that you improvised.

"I don't mind that you improvised."

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I just wish you'd done it better.

"I just wish you'd done it better."

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Congressman Frank Underwood says he got, quote, schooled

"Congressman Frank Underwood says he got, quote, schooled"

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by AFT spokesman and chief strategist, Martin Spinella,

"by AFT spokesman and chief strategist, Martin Spinella,"

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during a debate last night on this network.

"during a debate last night on this network."

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In the past 24 hours, reruns of the gaffe

"In the past 24 hours, reruns of the gaffe"

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have played nonstop on TV news programs and the Internet.

"have played nonstop on TV news programs and the Internet."

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A YouTube clip set to techno music

"A YouTube clip set to techno music"

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has logged more than 300,000 hits

"has logged more than 300,000 hits"

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and spawned dozens of other spoofs.

"and spawned dozens of other spoofs."

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♪ No, no, no ♪

"♪ No, no, no ♪"

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♪ "E" "o" "H" ♪

"♪ "E" "o" "H" ♪"

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♪ With a capital "E" ♪

"♪ With a capital "E" ♪"

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♪ Education LOL ♪

"♪ Education LOL ♪"

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That was as clumsy as the Lee Harvey Oswald prison transfer.

"That was as clumsy as the Lee Harvey Oswald prison transfer."

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What was he thinking?

"What was he thinking?"

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Just give me one second.

"Just give me one second."

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There's a deli down the street.

"There's a deli down the street."

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Patti, thanks for coming.

"Patti, thanks for coming."

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Sit down. You want some coffee?

"Sit down. You want some coffee?"

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No, thanks. I'm good.

"No, thanks. I'm good."

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Hey, did you see Bill Maher last night?

"Hey, did you see Bill Maher last night?"

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No, I didn't.

"No, I didn't."

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It was about the CNN thing.

"It was about the CNN thing."

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