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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Gilda Radner (S03E03)

"Hey, Norton, I don't think this is 42nd street."
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"♪ Listen to the lullaby ♪"
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"- ♪ Of old Broadway ♪ - ♪ A ding, a ding ♪"
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"♪ A ding, a ding A ding, a ding"
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"♪ A ding, a ding, a ding ♪"
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"- What? - Why did they want the igloo?"
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"Well, maybe someone broke their "ig.""
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"[chuckles]"
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"Good number, but move it, move it, move it!"
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"I can't. I've got a broken ig."
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"- Ah... It's Gilda Radner. - [applause]"
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"Hi, Kermit."
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"for letting me do the operetta number."
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"I love operetta, and no one's ever given me a chance to do one before."
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"Oh, well, you're welcome."
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"- Have you got my parrot? - Your what?"
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"My parrot. My seven-foot-tall talking parrot."
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"A seven-foot-tall talking parrot?"
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"A parrot?"
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"Well, what'd you think I asked for?"
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"I... I wasn't really sure."
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"I thought it was a... Never mind."
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"[door slams]"
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"Must I share my dressing room with the other vegetables?"
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"A seven foot tall talking carrot?"
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"I sang the hit song from Cole."
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"- Cole? Cole Porter? - Coleslaw."
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"They paid him a huge celery."
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"Now she's stealing my jokes."
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"Well, I have to do something. I don't have an opening number now."
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"- Why not? - Well, I was going to do"
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"selections from The Parrots of Penzance."
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"The Parrots of Penzance?"
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"Yeah, well it's better than The Carrots of Penzance."
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"Come on, vitamin brains."
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"Ker... Ker... Ker... Kermit."
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"Uh... A few performers are brave or foolhardy enough"
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"to tackle the blinding complexity of the following musical number,"
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"but here she is, tempting fate, Miss Gilda Radner."
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"♪ I am the very model of a modern Major-General"
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"♪ I've information, vegetable animal and mineral"
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"♪ I know the kings of England and I quote the fights hysteric ♪"
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"- ♪ From Alahoo to... ♪ [hums] - Hold it. Hold it."
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"Maestro, please. You blew it, my child."
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"Never send a girl in to do a carrot's work."
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"Ooh, if I knew a 12-foot rabbit, you'd really be in trouble."
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"Why don't we try an easy one, hmm?"
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"Maestro, please."
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"[♪ tune of When a Felon's Not Engaged in his Employment ]"
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"- ♪ When a carrot's not engaged in his employment ♪ - ♪ His employment ♪"
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"- ♪ Or maturing his felonious little plans ♪ - ♪ Little plans ♪"
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"- ♪ His capacity for innocent enjoyment ♪ - ♪ ...cent enjoyment ♪"
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"- ♪ Is just as great as any honest man ♪ - ♪ Honest man ♪"
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"- ♪ Our feelings we with difficulty smother ♪ - ♪ ...culty smother ♪"
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"- ♪ When our vegetary duty's to be done ♪ - ♪ To be done ♪"
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"- ♪ I'll take one consideration with another ♪ - ♪ With another ♪"
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"♪ A carrots lot is not a happy one ♪"
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"[all] ♪ Aah! ♪"
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"Wait a minute. Who are these guys?"
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"They're my back-up group. They travel with me everywhere."
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"What have you got? A chauffeur-driven shopping cart?"
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"[♪ tune of I Am the Very Model ]"
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"Hold it, hold it. See, you didn't make it either."
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"Why don't you sing, Gilda?"
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"[♪ tune of Poor Wand'ring One ]"
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"♪ Poor wand'ring one ♪"
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"♪ Though thou hast surely strayed ♪"
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"♪ Take heart of grace ♪"
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"♪ Thy steps, retrace ♪"
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"♪ Poor wand'ring one! ♪"
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"♪ Poor wand'ring one ♪"
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"♪ If such poor love as mine ♪"
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"♪ Can help me find ♪"
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"♪ True peace of mind ♪"
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"♪ Why, take it, it is... ♪"
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"[vocalizing]"
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"♪ It is thine ♪"
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"Here we go!"
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"[♪ I Am the Very Model ]"
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"♪ I am the very model of a modern Major-General"
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"♪ I've information, vegetable animal and mineral ♪"
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"- ♪ Know the kings of England ♪ - ♪ I quote the fights historical ♪"
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"♪ From Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical ♪"
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"♪ In military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury ♪"
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"♪ Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century ♪"
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"- ♪ But still in matters vegetable ♪ - ♪ Animal and mineral ♪"
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"♪ I am the very model of a modern Major-General"
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"♪ But still in matters vegetable, animal and mineral ♪"
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"[applause]"
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"You know, usually operetta music puts me right to sleep."
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"- [snoring] - You too, huh?"
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"Uh... Ladies and gentlemen, a Muppet melodrama."
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"And now, for the last time, my little peach pie,"
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"will you marry me?"
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"- [audience boos] - Drop dead!"
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"I think that might be my line, my dear."
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"[grunting]"
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"I said... Where, oh, where is my hero?"
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"- Here I am, my precious. - [audience cheers]"
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"Never mind, just get me out of here."
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"- Say! I know those boots! - Hmm?"
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"Weren't you a flamenco dancer in Kansas City?"
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"- Why, yes, I was. - Harry's Boom Boom Room?"
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"I never could figure out how you did that passe double thing, though."
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"Paso doble."
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"Oh, quite simple, my boy, quite simple."
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"- Music, maestro, please. - [Miss Piggy] Music?"
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"What? Hey, hey! Cool it up there!"
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"[speaking Spanish]"
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"- [Miss Piggy] Watch it! - A-ha!"
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"- You mean, like this? - Whoo-hoo! Oh, there!"
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"- Easy! Down, boy. - A-ha!"
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"- Almost, almost. More like... - [Miss Piggy] Hey!"
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"- Oh! - Hey, wait... Hey!"
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"- [Miss Piggy screams] - [crashes]"
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"[Miss Piggy] I suppose you think that's funny!"
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"I think you might well start with a new pair of' boots."
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"All right, Muppaphones, move it, move it, move it, move it."
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"How am I doing? Any better?"
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"Yes. Yes, you're getting it, you're getting it."
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