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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - No Pressure (S07E07)

"you'll also be seeing a lot of this:"
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"Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah."
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"It's this, but I'm not pregnant."
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"My skin is loose, like an elephant."
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"My boobs are perky and plump."
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"I slobber like a confused old dog."
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"I slap my own ass. I slap my own ass!"
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"Barney..."
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"that was my VCR."
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"Ted..."
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"it was a VCR."
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"A week later, Robin's plane landed..."
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"♪"
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"She told me all about her trip."
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"And then we got dinner at the restaurant we hadn't been to in a long time."
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"And by the end of the night, one thing had become clear:"
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"It's not going to happen, is it?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"It's because of Barney."
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"What?"
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"No."
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"Barney and I... we..."
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"No. No. It's just..."
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"Everything in my life is... unstable."
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"I mean, you're one of the few things that I can count on."
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"And... I really don't want to mess that up."
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"We-we... we still have our deal, right?"
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"If we're both still... single when we're 40?"
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"No. Look... I'm sorry."
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"I-I can't do that anymore."
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"As long as the door is even a little bit open,"
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"I have this feeling that I'll just be..."
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"waiting around to see if I win the lottery when you turn 40."
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"I think you know how you feel about me now,"
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"and... I don't think time's going to change that."
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"Just tell me."
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"Do you love me?"
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"No."
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"I'm sorry."
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"We're great as friends."
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"Let's just..."
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"Let's just forget I ever said anything."
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"Bar. Alone. Now."
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"It's just a bump in the road."
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"You guys are meant to be together."
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"You can't give up."
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"You... i-it can still happen."
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"No. Marshall..."
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"What about the hot air balloon thing,"
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"with the ten dozen roses?"
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"And how's the sonnet coming, buddy? Dude."
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"You bet on the wrong horse. Let it go."
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"Believe it or not,"
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"I'm happy about this. I'm..."
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"I can finally move on."
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"This is a good thing."
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"Really."
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"Oh, hey. Hey."
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"Hey. Uh, look, before I forget, here's Lily's hairdryer."
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"I borrowed it, like, a million years ago."
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"Yeah, you can keep that."
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"Ted told me what happened with you guys,"
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"and he says that he's at peace with it."
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"Oh, really?"
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"That's good."
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"He's lying, Robin."
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"He's trying to be strong, but it's killing him,"
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"I have to say something that..."
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"he loves you just way too much to say."
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"You gotta move out."
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"I know."
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"♪ And all of the ghouls come out to play ♪"
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"♪ And every demon wants his pound of flesh ♪"
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"♪ But I like to keep some things to myself ♪"
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"♪ I like to keep my issues strong ♪"
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"♪ It's always darkest before the dawn ♪"
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"♪ And I've been a fool and I've been blind ♪"
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"♪ I can see no way"
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"♪ I can see no way ♪"
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"♪ I'm always dragging that horse around ♪"
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"Here's the funny thing."
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"In my own crazy way, I was kind of happy."
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"For the first time in years, there was no little part of me"
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"clinging to the dream of being with Robin."
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"the world was wide open."
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"Because, kids..."
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"when a door closes,"
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"well..."
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"...you know the rest."
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"♪ Shake it out, shake it out"
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"♪ Oh, whoa..."
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"♪ And it's hard to dance"
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"♪ With a devil on your back"
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"♪ So shake him off"
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"but... pay up."
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"Not yet."
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"Shh, guys, seriously."
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"Ted, I know you're ready to go"
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"We need a cash box, some glitter and some glue!"
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"Damn it."
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"Hey, Robin."
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"and so, as his best friend,"
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"I got left at the altar,"
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