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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Field Trip (S07E07)

"that the movie didn't really go into."
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"Barney, why don't you just skip"
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"to the part about you and Nora?"
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"Fine."
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"Ah, yes."
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"Ultimately, Ewoks split Star Wars fandom into two camps:"
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"those born before, and those born after May 25, 1973:"
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"Anyone born on this side of the Ewok Line was"
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"at least ten years old when Jedi came out,"
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"They reminded you of..."
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"Our teddies?"
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"Thank you, Gina."
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"And so... by the immutable laws of the Ewok Line,"
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"my 29-year-old girlfriend who hates Ewoks"
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"That's only a year younger than Will's mom."
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"How do you know my mom? Class dismissed!"
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"I need to be alone."
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"All right, we're moving on."
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"Ooh, can I come?"
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"Hey, baby."
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"Hey, I just want to remind you we have Dr. Sonya at 4:00."
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"I'll be there. I'm sorry. I'm just... I'm bummed."
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"We got our settlement offer today:"
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"$24,000 from a billion-dollar company."
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"Wow. I take it people aren't happy about that."
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"We won! Champagne and cake for everybody!"
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"They're celebrating."
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"I mean, it's crazy."
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"There's cake?! I'm on my way!"
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"All right, this, this is exciting, okay?"
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"This is the very room"
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"where I had the idea for the GNB Tower."
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"Now, Webster's defines "inspiration" as..."
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"Hold on. It's still loading."
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"Uh, hey, roomie."
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"Robin! Hey, what are you doing here?"
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"Well, I was about to get my swerve on."
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"You were?"
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"So you're the therapist."
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"You know, it's one thing to pretend to be a shrink"
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"and bang your patients. That's normal."
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"Okay, it's not creepy."
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"Ehhhh... it's creepy."
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"Class, show of hands:"
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"Who thinks it's creepy to date your therapist?"
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"- Pollstered. - Get out!"
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"All right. We're moving on!"
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"So, class, to your left,"
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"what we'd call windows."
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"So where are we going now?"
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"I have no idea."
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"This is a disaster."
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"Some of them are already starting to go home."
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"Although we seem to have picked up a German family."
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"Wait a minute. Wait a minute."
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"That thing with Robin and her creepy therapist"
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"gave me an idea."
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"Ted, we have here a way"
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"to solve every single debate we've ever had!"
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"I mean, just look at the sample:"
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"guys, girls, blacks, Asians, a German family."
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"You can't pay for that kind of focus group!"
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"Is macaroni salad really a salad?"
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"Hands up if you say "no.""
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"Ha!"
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"Jacob or Edward?"
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"Who says Edward?"
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"Ha, ha. See? I told you."
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"It's Edward James Olmos."
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"Would you rather have sex with a dead human being"
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"or a live an...? Dude."
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"What? Find the line."
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"Who thinks David Hasselhoff is awesome?"
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"Hmm. It's true."
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"Okay. I've got one. If you're dating a girl,"
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"and she lies about her age,"
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"who says break up with her?"
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"Yes, yes, but what if the person she's lying to"
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"is notoriously shallow about age?"
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"she made a really big deal"
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"about wanting to not lie to each other?"
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"What if she's hot?"
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"Who wants five bucks?"
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"Pollstered!"
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"Let's do this."
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"Hmm? Yeah."
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"Mm..."
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"Okay, this is creepy."
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"It's Crispin Glover creepy."
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"You were my patient."
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"You shared intimate stuff."
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"It would be like dating your gynecologist."
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"You were vulnerable."
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"That's not something we can move past."
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"Guess not."
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"So, dating your gyno, that's bad, too?"
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"Kidding!"
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"Look, we've got another one!"
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"Come on, have a bite."
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"No, it's a matter of principle."
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"I don't care how good it is,"
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"I'm not gonna have a third piece of cake!"
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"but now it's time... to have even more fun!"
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"Another cake!"
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"Another cake?!"
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"What is the matter with you people?!"
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"That settlement today was a flaming pile of..."
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"puppies..."
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"that aren't on fire!"
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"and we're here doing the limbo?"
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"Sir, all I meant was..."
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"Ten years from right now,"
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"everyone outside in that bullpen will be dead."
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"What?"
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"You know how I'm always saying"
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"it's not too late to save the planet?"
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"It's too late to save the planet."
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"There's nothing to do but sit back"
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"Oh, my goodness, a piñata!"
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"Just give me one minute, Larry."
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