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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #2.8 (S02E02)

"of cheating on her."
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"Hello."
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"Did you just call here, bitch?"
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"Excuse me?"
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"I know you just called here, don't play dumb with me."
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"Stop fucking my man!"
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"I star-69-ed you, you dirty ho."
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"You and I both know you sleeping with Jamal."
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"Oh, bitch, please."
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"You a bitch and so is your aunt."
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"(dial tone)"
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"Oh, no she did not hang up on me again."
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"Again?"
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"Brenda could've ended the conflict there."
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"You wanna play, bitch?"
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"But she decided to push her real-o-meter into the red."
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"'Cause I keeps it real like that."
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"Brenda went onto her computer and did a reverse look-up"
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"Not only did she get Janice's address but directions as well."
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"I'm fix'n to ride on this bitch."
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"You won't be fucking Jamal in this car, ho!"
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"Take that you clap-having jezebel."
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"It was a wrong number!"
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"Fuck that!"
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"I keeps it real."
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"What Brenda didn't know is that Janice was borrowing the car"
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"from her older brother, a federal agent."
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"is considered a felony in certain cases."
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"This being one of them."
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"After a short trial, Brenda was sentenced to six years"
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"What's really hood, bitch?"
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"Brenda knew it was important to establish her realness"
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"early in prison."
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"she decided then and there to keep it real."
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"All right, bitch, let's settle this right now."
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"Oh!"
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"(screaming)"
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"And as for her boyfriend Jamal.."
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"You wanna talk about keeping it real?"
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"He was cheating on Brenda with her best friend."
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"(laughs)"
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"Ain't that right, shorty?"
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"From eating popcorn in the comfort of her own home"
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"to eating fruit cocktail off of a prison floor,"
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"I don't like people playing on my phone."
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"Just another case of what can happen"
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""When 'Keeping It Real' Goes Wrong."
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"The greatest show."
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""I Know Black People.""
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"What is a loosey?"
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"Ahh, a smoke."
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"(dinging) Damn, that's... that's absolutely correct."
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"A single cigarette."
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"A loose cigarette."
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"(dinging) That is correct."
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"(dinging) That is correct."
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"What is a loosey?"
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"Is that a, ah, a way of saying oral sex."
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"(buzzing)"
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"No, but we should start saying that."
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"What is a loosey?"
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"One cigarette bought at the store from the Arabs."
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"(dinging) That is correct."
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"A cigarette bought at the store,"
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"one loose cigarette, from an Arab."
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"What is a chickenhead?"
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"That's a woman who, um,"
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"puts her mouth on the member of a..."
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"or sometimes called a crackwhore."
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"(dinging) That is acceptable."
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"A fellatious woman."
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"Here we go."
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"Um, let's see."
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"Somebody on TV used to say chickenhead."
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"You're such a chickenhead."
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"I don't know what show this is,"
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"but I'd like to see it."
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"Somebody who's stupid."
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"(buzzing)"
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"No, a chickenhead is a hoochie, whore,"
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"or a fellatious woman, apparently."
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"It can be used for different things."
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"It's mostly used to describe"
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"a ho or an ugly woman."
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"(dinging) A woman that likes to suck penis."
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"A woman that likes to suck penis."
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"To give a loosey."
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"What is a chickenhead?"
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"Oh, you can find that anywhere"
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"in the hood, on the block."
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"It's a bird,"
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"one of those that you just bring home and wear out."
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"That is correct."
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"That's what they're for, that's how they're used."
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"Black people."
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"Finish this good time lyric:"
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""Temporary layoffs. Good times""
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""easy credit rip-offs.""
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""Good times""
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""scratching and surviving.""
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""Good times.""
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""Blank... ""
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""good times""
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"I know that one character on "Good Times""
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"was JJ Walker."
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"That's very good."
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"I get mistaken for him a lot in shopping malls."
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"Another actress on good times is Lenny Kravitz's mother."
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"(buzzing)"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, that was "The Jeffersons,""
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"but close."
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""Easy credit rip offs"
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""good times"
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""scratching and surviving"
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"(humming)"
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"Damn."
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"Yeah, uh..."
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"I remember when Willis had a drinking problem."
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"(buzzing)"
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