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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #2.8 (S02E02)

"Woo-hoo."
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"(announcer) Ladies and gentlemen, Dave Chappelle."
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"Welcome everybody, welcome to Chappelle's Show."
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"where a dude said my show was offensive to black people."
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"This is not, this is not actors."
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"This is the real deal."
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"African American studies and history"
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"Okay, our next contestant"
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"A badonkadonk."
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"(dinging) He is correct."
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"Nobody knows, nobody knows for sure."
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"I don't know."
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"Black people."
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"(dinging) That is correct."
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"I am checking the judges for chi-chi."
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"Why did black people distrust Ronald Reagan?"
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"(dinging) That is correct."
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"(dinging) That is correct."
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"It's hard."
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"Is pimping easy?"
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"You know, folks..."
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"(ringing)"
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"(dial tone)"
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"This was the straw that broke the camel's back."
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"I dialed the wrong number, okay."
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"No, I was trying to call my aunt."
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"Let's play."
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"of Janice's number."
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"She also didn't know that defacing a government vehicle"
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"in federal prison."
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"The three women were all serving consecutive life sentences."
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"It turned out they kept it realer."
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"I keeps it real."
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"That's right."
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"Brenda rounds..."
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"fuck that!"
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"Oh, shit."
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"We're gonna take a quick commercial break,"
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"don't go anywhere everybody."
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"We'll be right back."
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"What's happening, everybody?"
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"Welcome back."
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"And now let's see who's gonna be the winner of"
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"Competition's been stiff in the first act."
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"Let's see how it goes in the next round."
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"Now, I should know this."
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"A cigarette."
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"That is one of the many definitions of a chickenhead."
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"That's right, to give a loosey."
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"(dinging) That is correct."
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""good times"
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""Good times.""
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""good times.""
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"I know the actual song,"
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"All right, and what is the correct lyric?"
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"I thought it was "hangin' a cracker.""
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"Staying alive."
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"Black people."
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"and we have a winner."
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"Rob, come on out."
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"but don't go anywhere."
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"what you gonna see?"
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"by the lovely, the soulful, miss Erykah Badu."
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"is go back, all right?"
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"back in the day when things were cool"
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"oh bop-bop bop-bop bop-da-domp"
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"hey"
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"well well well"
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"check it out"
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"my sweet honey can't go away"
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"and we would ride around the park 'til its after dark"
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"and when we get home hope the dog don't bark"
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"in the night"
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"I'm sugar free"
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"that's right."
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"I'd like to thank each and everyone of you"
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"I'll see you next week."
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"I am out!"
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"(horn honking)"
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"not even the black dude got this."
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"But he didn't happen to have the answer (clap) handy."
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"Chappelle's Show. Chappelle's Show."
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"Chappelle's Show."
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"Oww."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Let's start the show."
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"Oh, thanks, yo, thanks, yo."
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"Welcome, man."
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"Thanks for coming out tonight, yo."
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"You know, I almost was afraid no one would be here."
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"I had a conversation that upset me,"
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"Normally, that doesn't bother me, but he was white."
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"So, it freaked me out..."
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"(laughing)"
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"But he might have a point."
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"I'm not gonna discount him just because he was white."
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"Who knows."
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"Some people just know black people, right?"
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"Yo, I'm serious, they got, like, gut instincts."
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"Some people know black people."
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"But who are those people?"
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"We don't know."
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"So we got some people, and we put them to the test."
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"Now, what you're about to see is absolutely real."
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"These are real people."
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"Give it up for my new game show."
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"Welcome to the show. "I Know Black People,""
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"where we take contestants who claim to know black people"
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"and put their knowledge"
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"of African-American culture to the test."
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"The contestant who answers the most questions, of course,"
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"wins our grand prize."
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"Let's bring them out one at a time now."
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"Our first contestant is a professor of"
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"at Fordham University."
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"A New York City police officer."
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"as the Chris Rock Show and Chappelle's Show."
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"works in a Korean grocery store."
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"...is a DJ. And claims to have many black friends."
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"...is a social worker in Wilmington, Delaware."
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