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Clips from Glee (2009) - Theatricality (S01E01)

"It has come to my attention that the look you sport is what is known as goth."
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"American teens are coming down with a serious case ofTwilight fever..."
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"transformed from normal children into vampires obsessed with the occult."
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"And only yesterday this dark specter reared its head at McKinley High."
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"- [Hissing] - Oh, hey!"
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"- [Growling] - [Shrieking]"
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"- [Roaring] - Oh, dear God!"
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"I don't mean to state the obvious..."
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"but you do know that vampires aren't real, right?"
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"- They don't exist? - William, denial will not make this problem go away."
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"My parents won't even let me watch Twilight."
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"My mom says she thinks Kristen Stewart seems like a bitch."
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"This is a serious problem. Miss Cohen-Chang, you've got to find another style of dress!"
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"Hold on a second."
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"Tina is shy, and one way she's found to express herself is through her clothes."
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"High school is an incredibly important time when kids get to explore who they are."
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"When I was in high school I had a whole year where I dressed exactly like Kurt Cobain."
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"Come on. There has to be someone you used to dress like."
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"Yes, for several years in my early '20s I dressed up as Elvis..."
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"but he was a Christian, Will, and he did not possess the ability to transform into a bat!"
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"- I think he thinks vampires are real. - I think you're right."
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"Studies have shown that a strict dress code..."
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"fosters a safe and stable learning environment..."
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"So if I see you dressed in lacy demon clothes again, Tina Cohen-Chang..."
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"you will be suspended!"
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"Step. One more."
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"Is there a car down here for me?"
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"- Honey, we're indoors. - Oh."
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"And open your eyes!"
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"Sparkling cider?"
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"Yeah."
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""Welcome home"? But who went somewhere?"
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"The party was my idea. If you're gonna say something, say it loud, right?"
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"Yeah, it's gonna take some getting used to, but you're gonna love it."
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"Now you don't have to drag your tail over here every time you wanna watch the 55-incher."
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"We got a lot of food. Some ethnic food. It's some ethnicity that's not ours."
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"Finn, this house is twice as big as ours. It has two bathrooms."
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"Or a tuna... crude. I just want my house back."
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"I think I know what this resistance is about."
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"Our room. And I couldn't agree more."
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"The palette in here is totally unflattering to your skin tone."
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"Not everyone can pull off Dior gray."
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"- We need to redecorate. - Wait. We're sharing a room?"
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"- I'm not cool with that. - Baby, I know it's weird. Okay?"
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"But until then maybe this'll grease the wheels a bit? Huh?"
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"Hey, look, there's 300. Have at it. You redecorate."
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"I am going to put together a palette that expresses who you are and who I want you to be..."
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"who you want to be."
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"Hey, what night's game night? You play Sorry?"
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"- You know. - You will now."
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"- Sorry! - I will-I will beat you."
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"- It's so weird. - This so isn't you."
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"I feel like an Asian Branch Davidian."
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"- Tina, are there any other looks you can try? - Biker chick?"
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"- Cowgirl? - Hood rat."
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"- Computer programmer. - Cross-country skier."
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"- Catholic schoolgirl? - A Happy Meal, no onions. Or a chicken."
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"Look, I appreciate it, guys, but it just isn't me."
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"I know who I am, and I'm not allowed to show it. It's like communism."
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"Guys, we have a serious problem."
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"- Isn't that against the rules? - No, not at all. Or probably. Whatever."
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"- Oh, no. - Which led me toJoelle Fabrics."
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"I asked them about red Chantilly lace, and they were sold out!"
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"- Oh, sweetJesus. - Oh, my."
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"- W-W-What? - They're doing Gaga."
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"- That's it. It's over. - Exactly!"
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"We should have guessed it. They're going for full-out theatricality."
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"They know it's the easiest way to beat us. Damn them!"
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"What's up with this Gaga dude? He just, like, dresses weird, right? Like Bowie?"
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"- [Sighs] - Lady Gaga is a woman!"
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"The most theatrical performer of our generation."
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"She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners."
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"- That's true. - It makes sense that Vocal Adrenaline would pay homage."
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"- It's a brilliant move. She's a perfect fit for them. - Now, hold on a second."
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"We might be able to kill two birds with one stone here."
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"This week, your assignment: Gaga."
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"- My office. - I'm brainstorming. - Oh, man!"
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"- You think they can see us? - If they catch us, are we gonna have to go to jail?"
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"Stealing their ideas is not a crime."
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"Five, six, seven, eight, and one-"
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"Your shoes are making noise."
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"Five, six, seven, eight."
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"- And one, two, three, four, five, six and seven, eight. - They look amazing."
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"Okay, okay, okay. It's just- Enough."
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"You guys aren't getting it. You're letting the costumes do all the work."
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"Theatricality isn't about crazy outfits."
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"You have to light yourselves on fire to make it work!"
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"God, she's good."
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"Being theatrical doesn't mean you have to be a nuclear explosion."
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"It can be like a quiet storm."
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"You just have to radiate emotion, express what's deep inside you."
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"- Do I have to demonstrate? "Funny Girl. " E-flat. - ##[Introduction]"
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"I could do it in my sleep."
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"##[Continues]"
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"# Funny #"
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"# Funny #"
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"#Yeah, the guy said, Honey #"
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"# You're a funny girl #"
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"#That's me #"
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"# In stitches #"
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"# Double in half #"
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"# I'm good for a laugh # [Laughs]"
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"# I guess it's not #"
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"# Funny #"
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"#When the laugh is over #"
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"#A girl #"
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"# Oughta have a sense of humor #"
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"# That's one thing #"
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"#You really need for sure #"
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"# Funny #"
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"#Girl #"
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"# Girl #"
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"Funny..."
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"# How it ain't #"
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"# So #"
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"# Funny #"
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"#Funny girl ##"
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"Ms. Corcoran?"
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"I'm Rachel Berry."
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"I'm your daughter."
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