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Clips from Superstore - Back to Work (S02E02)

"That story really is awful."
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"I'd tighten it up. Add a couple jokes."
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"Thank you for the feedback."
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"This website says we have an hour"
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"to get you and the thumb to the hospital."
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"What happens after an hour?"
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"Um... nothing, it's just a good number to shoot for."
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"picking up the thumb. It really stings."
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"Oh, damn it! Okay, act natural."
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"Hey, there. Everything okay with you guys?"
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"We were just organizing these batteries."
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"Oh, uh, Glenn, I forgot to mention"
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"those skateboarders are back."
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"Oh, Jeff, come with me."
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"Now... now, those girls are big for 12, but there's two of us,"
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"so it'll be a fair fight this time."
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"Okay."
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"What is happening to this country?"
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"Mine looks burnt off. It wasn't even locked."
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"Everybody shut up. I got you all presents."
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"Oh, okay, guys, how nice of Dina to..."
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"break into our lockers and give us presents."
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"Yeah, prescription strength deodorant."
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"- "Stop stink in its tracks." - Now that's a gift"
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"In its own way."
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"- Men's razors? - For your mustache."
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"- You're welcome. - "Gay Guy.""
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"Now, I had to order 30 of those,"
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"so if you have any gay guy friends, just say the word."
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"Um... okay, no big deal,"
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"but usually people say "Thank you""
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"when they get presents. Come on."
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""It's Not All Interesting: How to Tell a Better Story"?"
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"Now, I don't know if you already have this."
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"I'll be home in five, ten minutes max."
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"Everyone's gonna wanna see photos of the baby, so..."
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"oh, Amy... Hi, not now."
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"They'll reattach the... where's the thumb?"
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"Okay, listen closely. When Jeff comes over,"
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"I'm gonna pretend to be mean to you,"
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"but it's all an act, okay?"
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"You're going too fast. I can't follow."
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"It's simple. I'm gonna say mean things"
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"to you, but I don't mean the things I say."
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"So even though I really like you,"
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"I might say, "I hate you.""
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"- Hold up. You hate me? - No, I love you."
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"I... why is this so complicated?"
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"- Hey. - Oh, ah, hey, Jeff."
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"- You think I'm lazy? - Yes..."
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"I'm sorry. I mean, I-I try really, really hard."
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"I don't."
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"He right. Actually, I am kinda lazy."
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"Detergents. Pod, liquid, powder."
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"Uh, high-efficiency, et cetera, et cetera."
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"- Whatever. - Wow, thank you so much."
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"You're a lifesaver."
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"Oh, could you just repeat that over here?"
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"So I... It'll only take a sec."
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"This is my son. You're hurting my arm!"
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"I showed you where the detergent was!"
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"Now tell him what you just said to me."
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"You're hurting my arm."
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"I mean before that. About being a lifesaver."
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"It's okay, Owen. Mama's here."
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"The bad man didn't get me."
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"In the future, I'd love you to not"
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"grab our customers. Okay, Ma-tah-to?"
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"It's Ma-tato."
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"I mean... Mateo."
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""Dear everyone,"
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"from the bottom of my heart I'm sorry"
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"that you are mad at me."
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"I only acted the way the way I did"
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"because I'm a very loyal person and I can't empathize"
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"with people who are self-centered traitors."
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"If I could go back in time I would do the exact same thing."
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"I consider this matter closed now.""
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"- Huh? - Great."
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"Great, uh... lotta great stuff in there."
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"I just have a few notes. Tiny stuff."
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"Maybe it could be a little more personal."
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"Sounds great. Write it up."
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"There's just nothing like looking"
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"into your baby's eyes."
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"Amy, wanna see my baby?"
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"Not now. I need everybody's help."
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"Follow me, please."
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"The last time we saw the thumb it was in a tub of guacamole,"
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"but then we found this open tub of guacamole on the floor,"
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"so it could be a different guacamole,"
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"or else it could be the same guacamole,"
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"So the thumb could either be in a guacamole"
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"or it could be anywhere. Any questions?"
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"Yeah, uh, is it just regular guacamole?"
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"No, it's, uh... grapefruit, ginger, and lime."
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"- Oh. - Where's Marcus?"
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"Marcus is at the hospital. Elias took him."
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"We have 45 minutes to get him his thumb."
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"Does the guacamole have nuts in it?"
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"What? Why does this matter?"
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"Well, I'm allergic."
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"In the event of a tornado"
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"you wanna go straight for the eye of it."
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"Oh, hi. We are just conducting"
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"a... a... an impromptu safety meeting."
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"Well, I don't want to interrupt."
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"I'm gonna need to see all non-essential employees"
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"- in the break room. - Right now?"
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"The man said now, so that means now!"
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"Okay, I'll see you there."
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"Everything around here looks great."
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"I mean, were there a few expired shampoo bottles"
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"left on the shelf? Yes... six actually,"
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"but mostly good jobs."
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"You know, Jeff, it feels weird"
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"talking about this on company time."
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"Oh, that's okay, it's an unpaid break."
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"Yeah, of course it is."
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