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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"I mean, you didn't let them have it?"
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"- What? - You see, Robin, Ted played it cool,"
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"(GIGGLES)"
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"I'll do you one better. You, sir, got Stella thinking."
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"- I'm a better person than you are. - You totally are."
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"- You see this bald patch? - Yeah, Tony..."
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"Anyway, we moved on."
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"that's got to pull itself around on a cart."
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"That is a big, fat check."
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"whether the check should have bought two seats."
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"How would you like to design..."
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"OLDER TED: My heart leapt into my throat. A new library? A new student center?"
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"Hey, hey, hey! Small business owner. Backbone of the economy."
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"- So where's the fire? - There's no fire."
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"Actually, you know, there is a fire at this barbecue I'm headed to."
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"Funny thing was, I could've sworn that one of those thick, succulent,"
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"- You going to this address? - Mmm-hmm."
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"Oh, "Ted." "Accep-Ted.""
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"Tony, look, I don't need your help."
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"Here's what he's offering you."
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"(POLICE SIREN BLARING)"
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"(LAUGHING) Showtime."
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"Like you've ever talked your way out of a ticket."
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"Tony, does something feel off about this guy?"
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"Yeah."
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"I don't want Stella back, okay? She lied to me and left me at the altar."
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"He said it was because of something you said."
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"You got Tony to dump Stella?"
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"Take him back, honey. He's sorry."
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"Can you talk to Tony?"
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"They're not attached to anything, thanks to you."
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"I can only assume you need a license to have a face that beautiful."
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"I'm guessing something that explosive has to be registered"
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"But you're about to be under me."
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"That's a line from a porno. I've seen that porno."
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"I swear on my suits."
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"OLDER TED: He was lying. Here's what really happened."
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"(DOOR CLOSES)"
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"- Get out of the car. - Why? Am I under arrest?"
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"Yes, you are. I ran your plates."
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"Out of the car now!"
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"(WHIMPERING) Save me, Ted!"
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"Okay. You'll pay for tolls, right?"
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"OLDER TED: So Stella and I drove all the way out to New Jersey,"
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"Oh, by the way, Ted, how's that girl you've been seeing?"
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"- For what it's worth... - I'll talk to Tony."
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"I don't remember what I said to him, but I guess I changed his mind,"
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"because the next day, they flew to California."
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"Stella set up a new dermatology practice."
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"And against all odds, Tony found some success as a screenwriter."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Yeah, I know it's kind of sappy, but, yeah."
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"Okay, I'm gonna say something out loud"
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"I keep waiting for it to happen and waiting for it to happen, and..."
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"I guess I'm just..."
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"I'm tired of waiting."
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"doing, like, 90 on this country road, and I got pulled over."
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"(CHUCKLES) For real?"
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"No. It's an old joke."
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"I know that you're tired of waiting,"
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"(SOMBER POPMUSIC PLA YING)"
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"You're back!"
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"and it actually made me laugh. Peanut butter."
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"OLDER TED: Kids, Stella Zinman was the girl"
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"I thought I'd spend the rest of my life with."
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"Until she left me at the altar, smashing my heart to smithereens."
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"So when I ran into her seven months later, there was only one way to deal with her."
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"Stella!"
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"- Great to see you! - You, too."
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"And Tony!"
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"- Hey. - Hey! What a nice surprise."
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""What a nice surprise"?"
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"No, we had a nice friendly chat, then they went their way and I went mine."
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"Ted, you blew it. He blew it, right?"
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"which is exactly what he should have done."
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"As a matter of fact, I'd say on a scale ranging from..."
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"And I kept this sweater of yours"
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"and sometimes I just sit in the bathtub for hours just, you know, just sniffing it."
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"...all the way to..."
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"This is my new fiancée. She's basically Stella,"
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"(SPEAKING FRENCH)"
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"(SPEAKING FRENCH)"
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""Gosh, Ted seemed so cool today. Did I choose the wrong guy?""
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"Give it a week, you'll get her back."
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"And her front."
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"Did you just feel that? I think we just had a "what up" quake."
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"I don't want her back. Or her front. I just want to move on."
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"And this was an important step towards that. To moving on."
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"OLDER TED: And, you know, I really meant it."
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"But still, that night, my mind began to wander."
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"(KNOCKING ON DOOR)"
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"- I made a terrible mistake. - I know."
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"Let's get back together and have way more sex than before."
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"(KNOCKING ON DOOR)"
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"Hello, Ted."
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"No, come in. It's not weird at all."
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"I knew it was wrong to steal somebody's fiancée."
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"Well, sometimes for the good reason."
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"I mean, Stella and I hadn't seen each other in five years,"
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"so, as you can imagine, the beginning, it was just fast and furious."
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"Lamps breaking, furniture moving."
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"Me, Lucy, Stella, we were gonna move to LA."
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"I was gonna become a screenwriter."
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"Then we bumped into you, and you just looked so sad."
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"Sad? No. I..."
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"I think what you're calling sad was actually a jovial nonchalance."
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"Ted, you looked awful, okay?"
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"Like a little dachshund puppy with a bad back"
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"Why are you here?"
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"Look, Ted, I know I can come across pretty tough,"
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"but I can't bear to have hurt someone the way I hurt you."
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"I think fate put me on that corner to make this right."
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"Obviously, I can't fill that giant crater that Stella left in your heart."
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"I've been dating. Like, a lot."
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"And then I heard you got fired."
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"I transitioned into small business ownership."
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"- It's the backbone of the economy. - No, it's not."
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"Ted, my family's got a lot of money."
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"And I want to use that money to make this right with you."
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"Tony is rich? Oh, Ted."
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