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Clips from Superstore - Wellness Fair (S02E02)

"Are we?"
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"Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers,"
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"your best, healthiest life."
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"It's mostly handing out informational pamphlets, right?"
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"It's not."
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"I have to take these buttons over there."
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""I need 10ccs, stat.""
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"Okay, here's what you do."
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"This is like "Jurassic Park.""
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"you don't know anything about,"
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"Okay, thanks, guys."
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"Uh-huh."
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"How many people have you seen die?"
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"Only to doctors."
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"Juice? It's from fruit."
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"He's right."
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"Oh, my God. I... I was devastated by it."
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"- Can I see that? - Shave it."
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"- Who you seeing? - Oh, God."
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"Can we please not talk about this here?"
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"She's just been saying she's dating him to get attention."
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"It wouldn't be good if this got out."
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"- Hey, Ames, guess what? - Huh?"
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"that Sandra's been making it up the whole time?"
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"commit to elaborate lies for weeks..."
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"'cause they just want the truth to come out."
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"Okay, I can fix this. I just need to gather"
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"Just do nothing."
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"I've been doing it since I was 19."
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"Yeah, you know what, I... these things are ridiculous."
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"I mean, what are you? The president of bikes?"
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"You know, something suspicious is going on."
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"as part of our Wellness Fair."
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"Yeah, no, it's... it's fine. I'm gonna take your foot,"
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"Wait, you guys have a wine club?"
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"It you knew the whole story,"
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"you wouldn't think she was a maniac."
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"And the raptors"
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"Okay, we're good on the days."
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"I'm gonna fix it."
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"Okay, what if we say that Jeff has a twin brother,"
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"and Sandra has been dating him?"
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"- Yes. - Oh, that sounds real."
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"Hey, you wanna donate to a good cause?"
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"Nah, it's for Sandra's baby shower,"
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"Mm, mm-mm. Mm-mm."
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"What's going on? What are we talking about?"
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"but you don't get to be right about everything."
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"You know what, Glenn?"
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"Why doesn't he listen?"
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"Here just..."
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"One day, totally fine."
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"Honestly, I would need a stool sample."
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"No, I don't. He's stupid!"
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"It was just low blood sugar."
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"cold turkey like that."
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"and then I just started liking the attention."
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"Okay, the whole time..."
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"I just don't get it."
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"Me and Jeff."
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"I'm not supposed to be dating anybody from one of the stores."
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"I'm sorry, it just... we haven't told anybody."
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"Me. I happened."
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"I've never seen "Jurassic Park.""
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"Why are you whispering?"
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"He's my boyfriend!"
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"So that's why you didn't want me"
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"because you had a little secret of your own."
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"Like, how many cute little"
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"Wow, you're smoking now?"
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"Nobody really knows anything."
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"You mind if I, uh..."
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"has been messing with my head."
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"I'm sorry too."
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"Right here."
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"- My lady. - Thank you."
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"Don't worry,"
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"Thanks, Glenn."
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"Yeah... It's pretty bad."
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"No, this is different."
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"How?"
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"It just is. It's an adult thing."
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"I wasn't."
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"uh, Tori can cover your shift. You just get some rest."
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"- Hey, is that Amy? - Yeah."
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"She's got a terrible cold."
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"Oh, no. Hey, sweetie."
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"You sound terrible... shrill, but in a different way."
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"Uh-huh. Hey, Ames, can you hold on a sec?"
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"- Yeah, she's faking. - No, she is not."
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"Glenn, I love Amy like a sister,"
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"and she is a liar and a fraud, like my sister."
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"I'm still on, by the way."
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"Hey, sweetie!"
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"You ignore her."
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"You just get well soon, okay?"
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"Thank you."
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"So can I pretend to be sick to miss school Monday?"
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"You'll understand someday. Come on."
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"Hi..."
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"Oh, my God, that's Jeff, my district manager."
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"Why would he come all the way out here to watch a movie?"
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"I mean, I'm just saying, we're friends,"
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"so if you did play hooky yesterday,"
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"you can totally tell me."
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"Are you sure you should be drinking coffee?"
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"Caffeine mixed with cold medication"
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"Really? I've never heard that."
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"Oh, it's true."
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"I guess..."
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"Yeah, all of it."
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"Hey, Sandra. How's it going?"
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"Pretty good. Someone stole my cat again."
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"Excuse me, I'm having a conversation with Amy."
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"How are things, Sandra."
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"How's Jeff?"
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"Great. He might take me to Paris."
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"Aww, Paris? That sounds so serious."
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"I hate Paris."
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"That place is just one giant gay ashtray."
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