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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S02E02)

"I mean, I could have any girl I wanted,"
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"but here I am in the middle of Geometry or English or something,"
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"and the only girl I've got my eye on is..."
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"a whole lot of woman."
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"We needed a 12th member, and I told her if she joined the Glee Club,"
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"I'd give her seven minutes in heaven."
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"But what went down in that janitor's closet was... epic."
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"- You're really not good at this and kinda scrawny. - You gotta be kidding me."
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"- Later, sad sack. - But that was only three minutes."
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"Three minutes I'll never get back."
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"Maybe it's because she's constantly insulting me like my mom."
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"[School Bell Rings] Maybe I just dig a chick with curves."
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"But it's almost Valentine's Day, and it's official."
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"Stare at me again, and I'll break your nuts."
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"Also, these candies you gave me: They sucked."
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"- But you ate all of them. - I had to make sure they all sucked."
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"I'm in love with Lauren Zizes."
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"[School Bell Rings]"
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"[Finn Narrating] It's amazing what actually accomplishing something does to a person."
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"I know what you're thinking... that they're all only into me..."
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"because I won the first conference championship in this school's history,"
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"but I've changed."
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"- Oh! - Be my valentine?"
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"Awesome. I'll keep you posted."
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"Copy that."
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"Yeah. I've been collecting a lot of hearts lately."
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"Only question is which one to choose."
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"Bingo. I just need to go for this."
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"Maybe the reason it never worked out with Rachel was because I was never over Quinn."
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"I know I can pry her away from Sam if I can get her to kiss me again."
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"The ridiculous thing is that I could get every girl in this school to kiss me but her."
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"Okay, I'm all for flair, but these Valentine Day decorations are just tacky."
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"I mean, what the hell is this supposed to be?"
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"It's clearly puppy love. It's cute. Come on."
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"[Kissing] I love you! Oh!"
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"Adorable. Okay, this is creepy."
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"It's a simple excuse to sell candy and greeting cards on a holiday."
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"Not true. People have been celebrating Valentine's Day for centuries."
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"And call me a hopeless romantic, but it's my favorite holiday. Really?"
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"I think there's something really great about a day..."
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"where you're encouraged to just lay it all on the line and say to somebody,"
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"You know?"
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"And this year I wanna do something really radical, so I need your opinion on this."
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"[Inhales] But there's this guy that I sort of... like,"
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"and I've only known him for a little while,"
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"deeper. [Sighs]"
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"So I have to ask, do you think it's too much..."
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"to sing to somebody on Valentine's Day?"
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"[Girl] What can I get you?"
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"A medium drip and a grande nonfat mocha for this guy,"
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"and maybe I could get 'em to split one of those Cupid cookies."
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"You know my coffee order?"
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"Of course I do."
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"That'll be 8.40."
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"Don't even bother, dummy. It's on me."
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"I do believe I have a new favorite holiday."
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"[School Bell Rings] All right, guys. I have one word for you."
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"- Brittany. - Is it "love"?"
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"I'm totally gonna graduate now!"
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"I want you guys to pick a partner..."
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"because you're gonna sing to them what you think is the world's greatest love song."
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"Yeah. Find a song that communicates all the things that love means to you."
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"- Now, partner up. - Mr. Schue?"
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"an entire week has gone by without any one of us getting Slusheed."
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"I think the fact that I led the football team to a conference championship..."
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"Fact is that I'm the closest thing that this Glee Club has to a celebrity right now,"
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"You guys."
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"So I'm setting up a kissing booth for a dollar a smooch,"
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"and donating the proceeds to Glee Club to help us..."
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"Don't even act like you're trying to help this Glee Club out."
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"You just want to kiss a bunch of girls."
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"I've kissed Finn, and can I just say, "Not worth a buck.""
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"I would, however, pay $100 to jiggle one of his man boobs."
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"- Do you ever get tired of tearing other people down? - No, not really."
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"'Cause you always just seem to be meddling in everybody else's business."
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"Oh, please. You guys love me."
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"I keep it real, and I'm hilarious."
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"Actually, you're just a bitch."
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"I'm sorry. You've just got eyes for my man."
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"Okay, first of all, I'm not your man."
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"Three weeks ago, you said you were disappointed that I didn't have a lizard baby."
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"Five minutes ago, you said Mr. Schue belonged in a twelve-step program."
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"- Wait, what? - You're addicted to vests."
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"The truth is, Santana, you can dish it out, but you can't take it."
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"Okay, maybe you're right. Maybe I am destined to play..."
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"the title role in the Broadway musical version of Willow,"
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"[Students Murmuring] Fine."
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"Santana. [School Bell Rings]"
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"No. 'Cause I just try to be really, really honest with people..."
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"when I think that they suck, you know?"
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"Yeah. No one gets it."
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"I suppose you want me to thank you for sticking up for me today,"
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"except that makes it seem like I need somebody to stick up for me, so..."
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"I know that you don't need me to stick up for you."
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"- You're all kinds of tough. - Mmm. That's true."
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"You seriously think it's that easy?"
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"Because I spell "woman" Z-l-Z-E-S."
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"And I need to be wooed. You understand me?"
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"Wooed."
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"Damn."
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"Hey. Whatcha doin'?"
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"Nothing. Just, uh, daydreaming. Plotting weekend outfits."
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"Well, come on. You're gonna want to see this."
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"I've called an emergency meeting of The Warblers' Council."
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"Sounds serious. Let's hope not."
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"I just need to ask them a tiny, little favor."
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"Junior member Blaine Anderson, the floor is yours."
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"Esteemed Council, I'll be brief."
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"Simply put..."
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"- I'm in love. - [All] Ooh!"
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"Congrats."
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"I'm not really good at talking about my feelings. I'm much better at singing them."
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"But still, I could use a little help."
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"Which is why I'm asking to enlist The Warblers..."
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"to help serenade this individual in song..."
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"off-campus."
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"- What? - Off-campus?"
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"Yeah, right. No way. Uh-uh. Are you serious?"
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"I... I know what I'm asking is slightly unusual."
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"The Warblers haven't performed in an informal setting since 1927,"
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