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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Cloud 9 Academy (S04E04)

"it really traumatized those deaf kids."
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"I will try not to do that again."
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"Um... can we circle back to your absences?"
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"Well, I only skip work because you're always"
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"telling racist jokes and always making me"
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"sit on your lap during performance reviews."
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"Okay."
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"And I'm not the only one."
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"Sheila told me that you're always making her"
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"give you back rubs."
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"- Right, Sheila? - Um... yeah."
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"- Sheila. - She did the same thing to me."
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"Then she put her fingers in my mouth."
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"Look, if we can just make up"
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"whatever we want about everyone,"
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"well, then Sheila, you put a bomb in your locker."
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"Boom."
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"And Terrence, you stole $40 billion"
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"from the cash register."
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"And Cheyenne, you're going to jail,"
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"because you poisoned the Danishes,"
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"and now Gary's gonna die."
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"Boo-hoo. You're fired."
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"What would we do with the money?"
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"I guess we pay off the supplies"
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"and then split anything that was leftover."
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"So wouldn't that just be starting a baked goods company?"
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"Okay, how 'bout we do a rally?"
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"Put up some banners,"
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"I know someone at the local news."
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"I bet they would do a story on it."
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"No, guys, I say we get some rafts,"
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"and we get some paddles and we take this guy down"
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"You know Bay of Pigs ended badly, right?"
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"For the pigs, maybe."
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"Hey, hey, ho, ho, Duterte's gotta go."
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"Hey, hey..."
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"- Doesn't that make you nervous? - Not really."
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"I'm just one of those people that shines through the lens."
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"If it were me, I'd probably be thinking,"
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""Sayid, don't criticize the government on camera,"
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""because if it doesn't work and you do get deported,"
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""you're definitely getting tortured"
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"and murdered over there.""
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"Anyway, I'm gonna go play Pokémon Go."
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"I hear there's a Snorlax near the loading dock."
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"Gotta go."
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"Hey, hey, ho, ho, Duterte..."
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"When I clean a window, I use Windex."
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"When I clean the tiles, I use Tilex."
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"But when I clean the floors..."
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"Janet, Sarah."
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"Oh, um, I think a large bird"
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"may have pooped in my office wastebasket,"
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"so if someone could clean that up."
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"That man [bleep] in his office."
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"All right, everybody, you did it,"
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"Don't forget on your way out to pick up a diploma."
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"There's a blank spot where you can write in your name."
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"Or if you really want, I can try to figure out"
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"how to do it on the printer."
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"Let's go, come on."
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"So, I kinda got in my own head today"
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"For the record, you did imply"
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"Hey, ladies."
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"The guys from the embalming seminar"
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"They said they could show us the dead bodies."
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"Dead bodies? Hell yeah."
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"The Philippines may be 8,000 miles away,"
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"but that isn't stopping this protest against"
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"its controversial president."
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"Mateo Liwanag is leading the rally."
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"Mateo, tell us, why do you oppose Duterte?"
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"Um, well, "oppose" is, uh, kind of a strong word."
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"Uh, I wouldn't say that we "oppose" him."
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"Right, right."
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"- What? - Yes."
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"So the group you started,"
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"the St. Louis Society Against Duterte,"
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"is not actually against Duterte?"
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"It's a big tent, you know?"
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"Some of us are pro, some of us are against."
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"Uh, and some are in the middle."
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"Yeah, it's complicated, you know?"
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"There's good people on both... on both sides."
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"Yeah."
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"What are you guys talking about?"
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"The guy's a monster."
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"I mean, that is your opinion. Yeah, he-he..."
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"You're a dead man."
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"When you wake up tomorrow,"
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"you're gonna be in a world of hurt,"
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"'cause this guy right here, he's a comin' for ya."
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"- And you remember that name... - Don't..."
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"- Mateo Liwanag. - That's not my name."
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"- Ma-te-o. - And cut."
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"♪ Arroro mi sol ♪"
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"You like the baby, you like the baby."
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"I wouldn't say "like.""
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"I'm so sorry I'm late."
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"I... I got stuck, but I can take Rose back now."
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"Come on, baby."
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"Oh, thank you for watching her."
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"You mean this is..."
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"A crime? Yeah."
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"Why don't we go around the room"
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"and everyone tell us your name"
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"and, uh, what brings you here."
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"Why don't we start with, uh, you?"
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"Uh, okay. Yeah, hi."
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"Uh, I'm Amy Sosa."
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"Um, sorry, am I supposed to be standing?"
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"- Should I... - It doesn't matter."
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"Well, then I'll just roll with standing,"
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"since I'm already up here."
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"Hope the rest of you stand"
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"so I don't look like such a weirdo."
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"Okay, all right."
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"Um, well, so, I have been at Cloud 9 for 16 years."
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"And I have always heard of"
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