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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - Somewhere Under the Rainbow (S02E02)

""What tie goes with what shirt. Send a check for her wedding..."
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"-...or get something?" -I don't remember saying, "Come in.""
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"I've stumbled across an untapped market. A need waiting to be filled."
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"But how to fill it? Then it hits me."
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"-Watch your language. -Not a "mutha." A mother."
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"Because they nag."
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"Where to go. What to do. What shirt to wear, what tie. What to get."
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"I know there's a point in there."
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"See? Don't you get it?"
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"Nobody wants to hear this from their mother but how about someone else's?"
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"Someone who hadn't raised you, who couldn't make you feel guilty."
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"If some bright guy could harness nagging power--"
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"-What do you want? Why did you come? -Want?"
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"-Lunch! Lunch, lunch. -Lunch?"
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"I was trying to figure out where to go when I came up with the idea for AMFL."
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"-AMFL? -"Another Mother For Lease.""
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"Great name, isn't it?"
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"-About lunch.... -Choose away, Mom."
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"-I'm not having any. -No lunch, no TV tonight."
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"I'm skipping lunch. I'm going to the museum."
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"-They are exhibiting the new Gauguin. -Gauguin?"
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"Oh, I heard of him. That's the guy who duked it out with Godzilla, right?"
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"I know who it is. He paints naked girls."
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""Nudes.""
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"-So can I tag along? “Why?"
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"Why? Why not? This may come as some surprise..."
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"Not only that, but I know something about art too."
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"-What? That it's short for Arthur? -Now, you see?"
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"You see, that's a cynical remark."
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"Because I do. I do know something about art."
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"-For instance? -Rubens."
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"-Rubens? -Rubens."
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"Flemish, 17th century, master of the baroque style."
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"-David. -He liked to paint those big..."
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"-What? -Liked women well-packed."
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"An artistic notion not lost on myself. The bigger the cushion, the--"
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"Stop it!"
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"I don't know why we work together. We have nothing in common."
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"Your soul is vacant. You possess no sensitivity. No poetry."
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"-How can you say that? -Watch carefully. "You have no poetry.""
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"For your information, I happen to be dripping with poetry."
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"I have poetry coming out my ears. I have poetry between my toes."
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"-I have poetry under my fingernails. -Do tell."
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"It's just that my style of poetry differs from your basic hobnob snob variety."
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"-I don't believe this. -They told e.e. cummings:"
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""E, baby, use caps." But did old E listen?"
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"-No. Little N, little O. -I'm not having this conversation."
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"Or when they told Sylvia Plath, “Syl, cheer up.”"
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"Now I know why people turn to drugs."
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"-What? -What?"
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"-Are you sure? -Are you sure?"
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"I asked her three times. What do you think she could want?"
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"I don't know. Detective, maybe?"
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"Why don't you show her in?"
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"Show her in what?"
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"-Here. -Here."
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"Right away, Ms. Hayes."
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"-Ms. Hayes, Mr. Addison, this is.... -Kathleen Kilpatrick."
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"Hello, I'm Madelyn Hayes..."
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"-...and this is David Addison. -Hi."
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"Normally, we are booked months in advance."
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"I would like to hire you. I'm being chased and I want you to protect me."
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"-Do you know who this man is? -No."
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"-Or why he's chasing you? -I know that."
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"-Your pot of gold? -Yes, that's right."
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"I'm sorry. I should've explained. You see, I'm a leprechaun."
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"A leprechaun?"
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"You are familiar with them, are you not?"
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"Oh, sure. I did a lot of reading on them."
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"-When I was 7. -Aren't you a little tall?"
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"I can assume all manner of shapes and sizes."
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"How convenient."
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"Ms. Kilpatrick, would you excuse us a moment?"
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"-What do we do? -About what?"
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"About her. Should we call the police, or the Department of Mental Health?"
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"Should've known. When she said a client walked in off the streets..."
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"-...8hould've known she'd be nuts. -Wait."
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"-What case? -What case? That case."
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"-She thinks she's a leprechaun. -S0?"
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"Boy, are you a tough customer. Bet you didn't even clap to save Tinkerbell."
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"Listen, that woman does not need a detective."
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"-What she needs is a psychiatrist. -Perhaps. Ours is not to reason why."
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"-It's to take the case and money and: -You'd take it?"
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"If we don't do it, somebody else will."
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"Suppose she's telling the truth. She really is a leprechaun..."
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"...irying to protect her pot of gold."
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"-Doesn't she deserve protection? -She is not a leprechaun."
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"-It's not right to lead her on. -What do you mean?"
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"-Oh, really? -Yes, really."
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"-How do you know? -There's no such thing--"
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"-Says you. -Says everyone."
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"-Not everyone. -Everyone over the age of consent."
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"-Eccentric. -Cuckoo."
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"-Leprechauns is poetry. -Okay, take it."
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"But take it alone. I won't be a party to this."
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"-Fine, don't be party to this. -Don't worry."
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"-Good. Fine. Good. -Good! Fine! Good!"
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"I did too clap for Tinkerbell."
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"How did you happen to pick Blue Moon Detective Agency?"
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"Was it the billboards? The TV commercials?"
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"-Actually, it was the name. -Swallow me Lucky Charms."
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"Night, huh? Mine too."
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"That man belongs in a pound."
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"A pound of what?"
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"Thank you for a most enjoyable meal, Mr. Addison."
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"Don't thank me, you paid for it. It's just part of the standard service package..."
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"...we offer all our clients seeking security for their pots of gold."
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"You think I'm crazy, don't you, Mr. Addison?"
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"I think you're a client, Ms. Kilpatrick."
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"-A crazy client. -A paying client."
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"There's something I should tell you, that you should know."
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"Last night I killed a man, Mr. Addison."
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"Yeah, well, last night I killed a quart of tequila."
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"Mr. Addison, did you hear what I said?"
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"No doubt about it. This is gonna radically affect our fee agreement."
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"Okay, all right."
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"-Don't look back. -What?"
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"-Don't look back. -Don't look back?"
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"Wait a second, wait a second. Question from the balcony."
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"What is it that I'm not supposed to be looking at?"
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