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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - The Butler's Escape (S04E04)

"but I'm probably more excited for the students..."
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"♪ Hey, hey ♪"
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"♪ Hey♪ ♪"
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"So I'm like an old man? No!"
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"Wrong. I am thinking."
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"Make sure you sound out the big, scary words."
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"Even if he is one in a million, what's our best-case scenario here?"
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"And sometimes my friend Music can be shy."
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"So, with just a few more minutes left-"
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"So now, let's form an orchestra made up of my favorite instruments-"
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"Anyway, I haven't slept in a week."
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"Yes. Yeah. Yeah, I'm on the other line with him right now."
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"Famously, as the, uh, tower guard, Gert, slept,"
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"and you'll have my blessing to pursue other interests."
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"Well- Mm-hmm."
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"I quit."
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"You did everything so perfectly."
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"You were right to lower my expectations."
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"It's okay. I'll wait for you there."
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"The whole thing is based on the idea of opposing forces holding each other in check."
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""Some sense"?"
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"So where does a kid go for some peace and quiet?"
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"I am not mad at you because you told me that I snore."
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"Make Manny some pasta. I'll see you tomorrow morning, okay?"
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"All three? What happened? I got you carbon fiber."
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"grabbed it, made a lot of fun of me."
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"bend down your head, exhale."
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"Is everybody okay?"
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"- I'm fine. Thanks for waiting. - What was that?"
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"Water heater, gas line-the training's the same, people. Just stay low and move out!"
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"Honey, Luke's gone."
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"Claire, spontaneous human combustion is very rare."
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"I don't think he exploded, Phil."
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"Rope ladder works. Least someone followed protocol."
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"Oh! Oh, it's there. Smoke is coming out of Luke's stupid suitcase."
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"Like his old man, Luke is a magician."
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"I'm taking lessons from some guy my dad found online."
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"He came personally recommended..."
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"from the guy who runs the Warlock Conference up in Modesto."
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"Ow! Ow, ow, ow!"
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"Ocupado, big guy. Find another foxhole."
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"This is how we learn to sing"
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"Who can go up here with me?"
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"Cam took a job teaching music at the local middle school."
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"Yeah, his first day's tomorrow."
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"I'm excited for me,"
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"because a great teacher is a gift."
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"Hasn't started yet."
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"I have to tip my hat to my high school music teacher-"
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"A real force of nature,"
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"who was also the defensive coordinator for the football team..."
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"and supervised calf birthing for the animal husbandry club. Oh, wow."
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"Doris Olsen. Great lady."
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"Lady!"
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"This is how we learn to sing"
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"Ay, Jay, I'm going to miss you."
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"It's one night. No, I don't want to be without you,"
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"not even one night in my whole life."
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"What can I make you?"
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"How 'bout a little room on my side of the bed?"
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"I mean, I shouldn't complain. My wife's a knockout."
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"But she's at that place in her pregnancy..."
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"where she's, you know, ample."
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"And the snoring."
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"I swear, in the last ultrasound, the baby was like this."
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"So I should be home about noon tomorrow."
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"Who drank all the coffee?"
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"Oh, I, uh-I had quite a bit of that."
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"You know, I haven't, uh, been sleepin' too well."
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"There's actually a funny story about what's causing that."
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"Mom, I'm fully aware of the changes your body is going through..."
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"and that nasal stuffiness is very common during pregnancy,"
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"but we got a crisis in this house."
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"You've been snoring. But I got you these nasal strips."
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"In the commercial, the old man's angry red sound waves turn to gentle blue."
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"Like a dog then? A pig?"
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"What is it, Manny? I'm an old man, a dog or a pig?"
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"Jay, help me out here. You've heard it."
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"I don't know what the boy's talking about."
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"If this is a glimpse of teenage Manny, I don't love it."
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"Have a little respect for your beautiful mother."
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"Thank you, Jay."
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"You're right. I'm sorry, Mom."
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"And, Jay, have a great trip to San Francisco."
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"Okay. Lily's drop-off time is between 8:45 and 8:50,"
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"so you should be fine to get to work by 9:00."
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"Here is her checklist for her backpack."
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"Wow!"
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"Oh, I have this whole thing planned."
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"I'm gonna walk in, take off my jacket and say, "Here comes treble.""
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"Big swing on the first day."
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"Please don't tamp down my enthusiasm. Okay, what else?"
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"Oh, the dimmer came in for the switch,"
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"so I want you to call the electrician, but not Brad."
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"Remember, we had a problem with him last time about the billing."
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"He wanted his name above the title?"
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"Yes, you've done that joke before. So cute. So funny."
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"What else? Oh! Lily needs to get a present for Gio's birthday party."
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"Don't be thrown by the invitation. It is a pirates party, not a Pilates party."
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"Now sit. I wanna talk juice boxes."
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"Cam. Cam. I know what's happening here."
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"You're feeling very anxious about your first day at work,"
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"and you're focusing that anxiety on my day with Lily."
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"Really? Are you sure I'm not completely confident about my first day?"
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"Because it's gonna be a home run,"
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"and I am worried about you because you're taking on a little more of the Lily load."
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"- Don't be scared, sweetie. Mwah! - She's not scared! What are you doing?"
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"- Just call me if you need me. - I won't!"
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"And thank you for managing my expectations today. Not necessary."
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"I saw you practicing a bow last night."
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"That was just in fun. I highly doubt some teenagers..."
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"are gonna throw rose petals at my feet."
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"Yeah, well."
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"But I wouldn't be surprised if I got slow-clapped out of my first class."
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"If you were thinking, you wouldn't have Seattle as the capital of Washington."
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"Oh! Yeah. It's Spokane."
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"Sure. Which makes the 11th president of the United States James K. Pslk."
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"Okay. Alex, stop. I'm trying to figure this out."
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"Buzz. Time's up, dummy. It's Olympia."
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"Mom, something's on my mind, and it's really bothering me."
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