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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - The Road to Cincinnati (S32E32)

"I got a buddy who used to be the long snapper for the Bengals."
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"He co‐owns this amazing poké place."
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"soakin' in ponzu!"
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"Okay, this is for all the marbles."
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"(grunts)"
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"(laughs) No wonder Chalmers is taking Finch to Cincinnati."
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"How'd you hear about that?"
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"It's all over the playground."
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"♪ One, two, three, four, five. ♪"
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"Well, as usual,"
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"Look, Seymour, are you ready for some tough love?"
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"Is there any other kind?"
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"No one's ever gonna invite you to anything."
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"If there's a party you want to go to,"
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"or you'll spend the rest of your life"
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"sitting around with your hand stuck in a pelvis."
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"It's too late. The plus‐one has been invoked."
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"Dude, you're Seymour Skinner."
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"No matter how badly you're treated,"
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"That's your superpower. Use it!"
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"You're right. I will."
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"Aw, look at you, grazing the thumb."
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"Come on. Come on, come on, come on."
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"(phone rings)"
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"Finch, where are you?"
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"We're going to miss our flight."
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"Can't make it, Gary."
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"I ate some pre‐trip poké last night,"
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"and it's blitzkrieging my intestines."
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"My car's in the shop being winterized."
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"Sorry, dude. Yeah? Cool."
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"(groans)"
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"Skinner? W‐What are you doing here?"
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"So I rushed over here at once."
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"You want to come with me to Cincinnat‐‐ No. Thank you."
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"You wouldn't want the school board to find out"
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"you wasted the transferrable but not refundable"
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"$65 plus‐one registration fee?"
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"(sighs) No, I would not."
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"Oh, boy."
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"(grunting)"
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"Jason Bateman, your boyish charisma"
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"was made for the low‐res seatback screen."
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"(whimpers)"
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"Sir, are you all right?"
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"Uh, if you must know,"
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"flying makes me just a little bit nervous."
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"Where'd you put my carry‐on?"
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"I'm going to pop an antianxiety pill."
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"Oh, I gate‐checked your bag. It's free,"
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"and you don't have to fight for precious overhead space."
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"Another classic Skinner travel hack."
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"My pills were in that bag, you idiot!"
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"You‐‐ Okay. Okay. (chuckles) I can do this."
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"(exhales) It's just a short domestic flight."
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"I'm completely safe, right?"
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"Sure. And if you're stressed, you can take comfort"
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"in the passengers' many emotional support animals."
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"‐(gobbles) ‐Aah!"
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"I'm going to die in a flying zoo."
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"(laughs)"
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"Everyone around you is taking their shoes off."
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"That‐that phone is not in airplane mode."
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"(muffled shouting)"
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"(grunts)"
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"You're banned from Air Cincinnati forever."
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"Well, we've got to get another flight."
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"Uh, we can't, sir."
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"since the demise of Cincin‐Air‐Y."
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"Well, that's just great. That's great!"
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"In 36 hours, I have to give"
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"the most important speech of my life."
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"Now, how in the name of Satan's jockstrap"
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"am I supposed to get there?"
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"Please, sir. If you give me one last chance,"
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"Nah, I'll just drive myself."
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"It, too, is being winterized."
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"But I know where to get one."
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"Oh, no. You're not borrowing my Buick."
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"I just had it winterized."
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"But, Mother, this road trip is my last chance"
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"to become friends with the man I admire most in the world."
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"Please."
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"Well, you did do such a nice job"
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"I guess a boy your age should have friends."
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"Yeah. Maybe some music will make the time pass more quickly."
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"♪ Timothy, Timothy... ♪"
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"and there's no volume knob."
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"♪ God, what did we do? ♪"
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"four different ways of preparing chili?"
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"You don't say, huh?"
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"- Four different ways. - The two‐way,"
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"- chili with spaghetti. - How about that."
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"- Spaghetti? - The three‐way,"
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"- Please shut up. - Oh! (chuckles)"
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"- Oh, he's got more. - And there's two kinds"
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"- of four‐ways. - I just... I‐I want to die."
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"Hmm? Mm!"
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"(tires screech)"
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"Hitchhikers! Oh, thank the Lord."
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"Hitchhikers, sir? Is this safe?"
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"They can bury us in a shallow grave"
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"as long as they don't talk about chili."
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"Thanks for picking us up. We're on our way to a gig."
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"Oh, a‐a gig. Are you, uh, musicians?"
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"Improvisers?"
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"In the style of Shakespeare? That seems impossible."
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"Methinks this noble lord doth doubt our wit."
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"We must perform or else be deemed unfit!"
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"A word, a word. My kingdom for a word."
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"- No, no, don't give them a suggestion. - Cupholders."
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"To grasp a cup would seem a great ordeal."
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"When one must keep both hands upon the wheel."
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"The pentameter checks out. Your parents must be so proud."
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"They're not."
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"(growls)"
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"(Greg vocalizing Mozart's "Greensleeves")"
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"Toupee or not toupee,"
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"that is the question."
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"Just you!"
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