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Clips from Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law - Blackwatch Plaid (S02E02)

"Is that it?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Do you not value our Very way of life?"
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"No, no, It's not that."
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"Than gather Information on you"
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"And use it Against you?"
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"Do you think I'm that petty?"
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"Oh, of course not."
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"You're not working Hard enough."
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"What?"
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"Yup. Got it all on This tape right here."
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"♪ maria"
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"♪ maria"
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"♪ ok"
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"Birdman!"
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"You better have a case By the end of the day."
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"A big case, Involving the law."
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"I have to go Back to reading Everyone's e-mails..."
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"Phil on p.A.: Testing, testing."
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"Hello, hello, hello."
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"This is my Voice--oice--oice."
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"Ok, good. First e-mail, From christie."
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""what do you think of that New guy that sits next to me?"
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"I think he's so hot--""
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"Birdman: a big case?"
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"Where am i going To get a big case By the end of the day?"
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"Phil: "from potamus, peter, To falcone, blue."
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""subject: that thing I sent you."
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"Body: did you get That thing i sent you?""
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"It's not like I can just go out"
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"On the street And find one. Hmm..."
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"Phil on pa: "subject: natural Enlargement with herbs.""
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"Everybody get in here."
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"I'm sorry you all Have to stand."
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"The couch that was Right there for years,"
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"After i saved His daughter From the cossacks,"
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"Stolen along With the ottomans."
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"The footy ones That make it look"
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"So contemporary cozy In here."
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"And the fainting Couch. Gone!"
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"Anyway, i think I have a suspect."
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"Keep your eyes out For him."
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"Also, i've noticed A couple of you"
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"Have slipped back Into being able to Concentrate on your work"
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"And somehow manage To control your bowels,"
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"Which means i have No choice but to Terrify you"
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"By ratcheting up The alert level"
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"Oh, and i'm gonna Have to take"
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"Some more drastic Security measures."
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"Like, i don't know, Installing a camera In the ladies room."
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"Any minute now. Good things come To those who wait."
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"Ha ha. Co--oh, yes. Here we go."
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"Wait. I didn't know That guy was a girl."
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"Well, i'm a spy."
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"So i carry all these gadgets With me in my trench coat."
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"But every time i go To get something out,"
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"People think I'm flashing them."
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"So when you go To get your, er..."
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"Gadget out, uh, People, uh..."
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"Think i'm flashing them."
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"Like here, i'll reach For my telescoping camera."
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"[boing]"
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"What the? rewind. Slow-mo."
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"Hello. And who Do we have here?"
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"Enhance. Contrast. Tint. Bright."
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"Everyone get in here."
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"You'll all be Relieved to know I've found the thief."
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"He's too hairy Not to be."
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"To the cover of rush's Seminal album "moving pictures.""
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"I've installed a ticker In the cafeteria."
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"Ha ha! monitored?"
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"Shh! don't you know?"
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"Every cellular phone, No matter how small,"
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"No matter how perfectly Tiny and miniature,"
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"Every month a new one Smaller and smaller"
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"But somehow more powerful,"
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"Crammed with more Amazingly clever"
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"Shh. Yes."
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"And every conversation You have on it"
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"Bounces to a giant Monitoring station."
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"Monitoring station!"
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"I will shrink you. Yes."
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"A monitoring station Quietly hidden underneath The cornfields in--"
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"Phil, voice-over: We interrupt to remind you"
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"That we are currently At code "moving pictures.""
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"Anyways, just cutting in to Remind you of our threat level,"
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"And interrupting So you don't hear"
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"That the monitoring Station's in iowa."
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"Every conversation Is scanned for key words."
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"Here, give me your phone. I'll show you."
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"Hello. Mail bomb."
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"Uh, ha."
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"Assassination."
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"Hey, can i have That back?"
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"Patagonia. Nader for president."
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"See, nothing happened."
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"Nobody's monitoring These things. Ha ha."
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"Phil: ha. I always took reducto For a libertarian."
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""...Should keep 3 days worth Of clean underwear.""
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"No. Water. Water?"
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"Oh, this is so predictable, It's throwing me off."
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"Boop!"
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"Ah, that's better."
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"Birdman: your name?"
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"Secret squirrel."
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"I can, but then I'll have to kill you."
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"Now, in your Line of work,"
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"You use a lot of Technological equipment,"
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"Do you not?"
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"And i would imagine you would Want to hide these gadgets."
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"In your trench coat."
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"Your honor, i have Videotape footage of--"
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"Yes. You may roll it."
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"As you can see,"
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"My client regularly Has to open his coat"
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"And pull out a piece Of equipment--"
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"I'll say."
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"...Necessary to do his job."
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"It was to pull out A critical tool--"
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"There was never a time When this trench coat,"
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"Opened with the base And sordid intent Of flashing anyone."
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