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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S03E03)

"and pull out your still-pumping artificial heart"
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"which I will then hook up to my car,"
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"power us down to the lumberjack convention"
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"for some deep discounts on the Midwest's largest selection"
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"of ill-fitting flannels."
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"Bullies don't have a very good track record"
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"of messing with the Hummels."
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"I heard, and I am literally horny with fear."
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"You know, you might want to sneak a handful of"
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"Will Schuester's patented Butter-Flavored Follicle Cream,"
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"put some on your melon."
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"That way, you don't have to keep"
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"wearing those baseball caps that are fooling absolutely no one."
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"Don't know how she does it."
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"No, Mummy, America's wonderful."
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"I've made a ton of friends."
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"No, I haven't met Colin Farrell yet, Ma."
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"Mummy?"
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"One all-marshmallow box of Lucky Charms, as requested."
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"This is magic."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Thank you so much, Rory Leprechaun."
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"You know, now you're only, like,"
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"two wishes away from getting my pot of gold."
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"I have another story to tell you."
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"Every night, I feed Lord Tubbington nougat and sprinkles,"
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"and then I rub his belly seven times with glitter sticks,"
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"but so far nothing works."
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"You do that because...?"
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"I want Lord Tubbington to poop candy bars."
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"What? Does everybody wish for that or something?"
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"Brittany, I was wondering"
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"if maybe you'd like to do dinner tonight?"
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"Oh, I can't."
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"I have plans with a friend."
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"And you're not supposed to eat anything"
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"but four-leaf clovers anyways, so..."
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"Thanks."
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"♪ It's not that easy being green ♪"
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"♪ Having to spend each day the color of the leaves ♪"
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"♪ When I think it could be nicer ♪"
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"♪ Being red or yellow or gold ♪"
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"♪ Or something much more colorful like that ♪"
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"♪ It's not that easy being green ♪"
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"♪ It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things ♪"
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"♪ And people tend to pass you over ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause you're not standing out like flashy sparkles ♪"
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"♪ In the water or stars in the sky ♪"
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"♪ But green's the color of spring ♪"
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"♪ And green can be cool and friendly-like ♪"
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"♪ And green can be big like an ocean ♪"
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"♪ Or important like a mountain or tall like a tree ♪"
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"♪ When green is all there is to be ♪"
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"♪ It could make you wonder ♪"
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"♪ But why wonder, why wonder? ♪"
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"♪ I'm green and it'll do fine ♪"
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"♪ And it's beautiful ♪"
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"♪ And I think it's what I want to be. ♪"
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"Brit."
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"I want to talk about, um,"
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"you know, that thing that we never talk about."
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"What, that Sour Patch Kids are just"
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"Gummi Bears that turned to drugs?"
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"Are we dating, or what?"
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"Wait, isn't this a date?"
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"Aren't you paying? 'Cause I ordered shrimp."
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"Wasn't last week when we were taking a bath together,"
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"wasn't that a date?"
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"Are you crying?"
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"It's just that I'm really happy."
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"Well, I told you last year"
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"that if I'm single and you're single,"
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"that we'd mingle."
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"And if there's any controversy that interferes"
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"with my presidential campaign, then I'll use"
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"one of my leprechaun wishes to win the election."
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"You-You think that Great Gazoo kid is a leprechaun?"
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"Well, yeah. Rory's from Ireland."
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"That means he's, like, made of magic."
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"Don't you have any wishes"
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"that you really, really want to come true?"
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"Yeah, I do."
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"I'm thinking of joining Shelby's new show choir."
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"If I did, would you join me?"
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"I'm so sick of always being backup to Rachel Berry."
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"I want to shine and be seen as the star that I am."
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"But I won't join without you."
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"I don't really want to be known as a quitter."
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"Doesn't my presidential campaign need continuity?"
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"Can I think about it for, like, a day?"
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah, just think about it."
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"But in the meantime,"
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"I do have one more wish."
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"Mm-hmm?"
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"I wish you'd hold my hand."
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"But, like, under the napkin."
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"Global warming is awesome."
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"All those melting ice caps keep my pool cleaning business open"
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"from March through Thanksgiving."
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"I do my part by revving my truck's engine"
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"every day and never getting a smog check."
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"Business is booming."
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"I've gone from three pools to ten."
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"I've even got an assistant now."
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"I found a quarter and a dead raccoon."
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"Nice work, Pony."
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"You can keep the raccoon."
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"Thanks."
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"And then there's the ladies."
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"I like them in all shapes and sizes."
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"And, yeah, that sometimes includes extra large."
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"But what really makes my nipple ring twitch are the cougars."
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"That sun-kissed leathery skin means that"
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"they've done the nasty in all sorts of exotic places"
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"like Florida or New Mexico."
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"Puck,"
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"why don't you ditch the kid"
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"and come on back?"
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"I need some help with a clogged pipe."
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