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Clips from The Simpsons - Mother Simpson (S07E07)

"My germs!"
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"My precious germs! They never harmed a soul. They never even had a chance."
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"Whoever did this will never get past me."
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"You poor man. Let me help you up."
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"You just made a very big mistake."
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"You'll spend the rest of your life in pri-"
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"My asthma's gone! Listen to me breathe."
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"From that moment on, my life as I knew it was over."
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"Only one member of the Springfield Seven was identified."
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"For Channel 6 News, I'm Kenny Brockelstein."
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"Homer."
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"I thought I dreamed that kiss."
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"I'm so sorry I misjudged you, Mom."
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"You had to leave to protect your family."
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"- How did you survive? - Oh, I had help from my friends in the underground."
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"Jerry Rubin gave me a job marketing his line of health shakes..."
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"I proofread Bobby Seale's cookbook..."
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"and I ran credit checks at Tom Hayden's Porsche dealership."
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"In all those years, why didn't you ever try to contact me?"
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"But I did. I sent you a care package every week."
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"Oh, come on, Mom. We use that same line on the kids when they're at camp."
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"But I did. I really did. I'll prove it to you."
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"- Any undelivered mail for HomerJ. Simpson? - No."
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"Oh, wait. This."
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"That's what happens when you don't tip your letter carrier at Christmas."
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"Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail."
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"Am I too late for the 4:30 autogiro?"
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"- Um, better look in the manual. - Ignorance."
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"Wait a minute. I know that woman."
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"But from when? And in what capacity?"
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"It's her.!"
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"- At last! - This book must be out of date."
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"I don't see Prussia, Siam or autogiro."
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"Keep looking!"
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"Are you sure this is the woman you saw in the post office?"
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"Absolutely. Who could forget such a monstrous visage?"
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"She has the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of the career criminal."
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"Uh, sir, phrenology was dismissed as quackery 160 years ago."
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"Of course you'd say that. You have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter."
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"At any rate, the F.B.I. will track down this mystery woman..."
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"and put her behind bars."
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"- How does it happen, Joe? - How does what happen?"
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"How does a sweet young lady mortgage her future..."
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"for a bunch of scraggly ideals and greasy-haired promises?"
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"Maybe she thought the war in Southeast Asia was so immoral her end justified the means."
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"Gee, Joe. You haven't been the same since your son went crazy in Vietnam."
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"It's a pain that never ends."
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"- Seven! - No, Dad. It's a rhetorical question."
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"- Eight! - Dad, do you even know what "rhetorical" means?"
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"Do I know what rhetorical means?"
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"Quick, Grandma! Hide!"
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"No door is gonna keep me from my meddlin'!"
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"Stand up straight, Bart."
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"Abe?"
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"What the-"
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"Now, here's a piece of bad news."
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"Oh, Abe! You've aged terribly."
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"What do you expect? You left me to raise the boy on my own!"
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"I had to leave! But you didn't have to tell Homer I was dead!"
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"It was either that or tell him his mother was a wanted criminal!"
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"You were a rotten wife, and I'll never ever forgive you!"
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"Can we have sex? Please?"
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"- Oh, Abe! - Well, I tried. What's for supper?"
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"Yeah. I might've seen her. It's hard to tell from this old picture, you know?"
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"Well, according to our computer-aging program..."
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"she should look about..."
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"Yeah, I seen her. Uh, that is to say, I saw her."
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"Look at me, Grandma. I'm a hippie. Peace, man."
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"Four more years! Up with people!"
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"I couldn't understand how I fit into this family."
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"Now that I've met you, I suddenly make a lot of sense."
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"I'm so glad to see the spirit of the '60s is still alive in you kids."
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"Yep. I saw her."
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"That is to say, I seen her."
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"She seemed like a nice lady."
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"Well, that nice lady set the cause of biological warfare back 30 years."
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"We're only now finally caught up."
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"One was real pretty."
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"Tother, sort of plain."
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"Ma'am, we're gonna need your assistance in locating this individual."
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"You're fresh."
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"Don't you want to play "good cop, bad cop"?"
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"- Ma'am, we're all good cops. - I had no intention of playing the good cop."
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"We know the fugitive visited that tombstone. Whose tombstone was it?"
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"Just lift up your coffee cups and see."
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"- Good lord! - Put out an A.P. B..."
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"on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh."
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"Uh, better start with Greek town."
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"Uh, cancel that A.P.B."
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"But, uh- Oh, bring back some of them, uh, gyros."
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"Uh, Chief, you're talking into your wallet."
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"Grandma, have you ever thought about moving back to Springfield?"
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"You could live with Grampa again."
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"Oh, I'm a living joke."
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"You know, Lisa..."
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"it might be nice to rest for a while."
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"Mom, there's nothing to be alarmed about."
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"But could you take one last look at the family and join me in the kitchen?"
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"Huh?"
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"I'm sorry, sir. I must've taped over that."
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"Freeze! F.B.I. The jig is up."
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"All right, I admit it. I am the Lindbergh baby."
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"Waah! Waah! Goo, goo. I miss my fly-fly dada."
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"Are you trying to stall us, or are you just senile?"
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"A little from column "A," a little from column "B.""
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"Sir, she's gone!"
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"- We made it, Homer! - It's all thanks to our anonymous tipster."
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"But who are you? And why did you tip us off?"
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"Well, it's 'cause of your old lady that I got rid of the asthma..."
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"- that was keeping me out of the academy. - Thanks."
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"Sure. Just think of me as an anonymous friend..."
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"who rose through the ranks of the Springfield Police..."
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"to become Chief Clancy Wig-"
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"Yak, yak. Yak, yak, yak."
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"Well, there's my ride."
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"The underground awaits."
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"At least this time I'm awake for your good-bye."
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"Oh, Homer."
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"Remember, whatever happens, you have a mother..."
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"and she's truly proud of you."
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