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Clips from The Simpsons - Sleeping with the Enemy (S16E16)

"Mrs. Simpson."
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"Pancakes, my favorite!"
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"I'm not hungry."
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"You heard the lady, clean your plate!"
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"Savor it."
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"Let the flavors dance on your palate."
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"Who's dropping by to see George Lopez ?"
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"Nelson, doesn't that hurt your teeth?"
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"My teeth hurt all the time."
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"I just try to think about motorcycles."
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"A doctor for your teeth?"
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"What's next, a lawyer for your hair?"
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"Papa, can you hear me?"
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"Papa, can you see me?"
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"Papa, are you near me?"
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"Papa, can you hear me?"
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"Papa, can you help me not be frightened?"
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"Which ones are yours?"
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"This is the perfect test."
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"If I can have one dab of frosting and then stop,"
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"That was too easy."
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"If I stop here, I still have some dignity."
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"Well, at least she's not singing Streisand."
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"Hey Lis, still insecure about your body?"
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"Yeah, a little."
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"who had the same problem."
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"And I know just the solution."
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"The only thing sweeter than you two..."
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"are these stolen cookies."
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"Enjoy."
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"Thank you, Nelson."
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"Sherri smells, Terri smells"
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"Stinky all the way"
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"One-horse open sleigh"
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"He who haw haws last, haw haws best."
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"I really appreciate you teaching those mean girls a lesson."
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"Tomorrow I can bleach a swear word into their hair."
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"I'd like that."
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"Nelson?"
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"Papa!"
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"No. I want to hear what happened at the store."
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"Well, I went in to buy cigarettes..."
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"Could you gift-wrap them, please? They're for my son."
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"And that's where I found him."
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"I brought him back here so he could take Nelson away,"
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"and my bruises would heal."
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"I want to give you a home again, son."
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"And so do I. - Mom!"
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"From the third director I slept with."
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"I play Lady MacBeth."
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"I don't have to take my top off,"
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"but I do anyway."
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"Yep, the Four Muntzes."
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"Thanks for finding my Dad, Bart."
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"And thanks, lady, for making me feel good about myself."
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"So, now that you're happy again,"
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"I guess you won't beat me up at school anymore."
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"And so are we."
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"Sometimes you have to adopt your son's bully"
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"in order to bring your own family temporarily closer."
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"And Lisa, what have you learned?"
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"Like many women, I still have an unhealthy obsession with my weight."
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"I guess."
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"But there's a long way to go."
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"Come on, say something conclusive."
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"I'm afraid this is a very open-ended problem."
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"Oh, open-ended?!"
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"Oh, come on, Lisa. Say everything's fine."
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"Everything's fine."
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"That was you."
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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"Plump as a Christmas goose."
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"And for some reason, my hair and ear form an "M" and a "G."
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"Everyone got a hundred."
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"I thought you two broke up."
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"Yes, yes, you've made that quite clear."
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"I drew him with Canadian Prime Minister Louis St. Laurent."
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"Gee, I did the best I could..."
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"She'll save the party."
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"Hey, Lisa."
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"That's because your butt blocks your ears."
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"I gave him self-respect."
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"Next on ABC,"
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"I understand."
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"Stink-stink stink, stink-stink stink"
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"All right, boy, which con did you work here?"
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"I got an acting job."
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"And then, the peace of the grave."
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"Nice try, loser."
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"Bart really did get a hundred."
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"Or are you gonna take it like a big boy?"
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"My mother..."
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"I gotta do something about him."
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"Transcript by Raceman"
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"So, my mom works at Hooters,"
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"like when I used to stand on the overpass and drop computers on the freeway."
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"Oh, I love to see my man eat."
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"A double-dogleg, hamstring knotting Hop-Way to Hell."
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"I just tie a sweater around it."
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"Non !"
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"Oh, sure, you love me now,"
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"Spiky hair, soft kidneys, always hitting himself?"
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"Ooh, great roll, Nelson."
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"Can I get you a glass of milk?"
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"I said top bunk!"
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"Morning, losers."
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"I never meant to leave you, Nelson."
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"I bet you made up a fake test."
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"They're a family again."
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"two big, sexy circles for eyes..."
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"That's ridiculous, honey."
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"Simpson."
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"but I forgot to roll up the map."
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"No, no, the body on this mannequin is all wrong."
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"Martin and Ralph."
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"What's the big deal... Bart didn't like his presents."
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"Remember that maple leaf ironed between the sheets of wax paper?"
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"I'll be right here at 3:00 to pick you up."
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"It's nice to be appreciated."
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"No offense."
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