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Clips from Withnail & I (1987)

"Honestly, I've only had a few ales."
Withnail & I (1987)
"Out of the car... please."
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"I want you to take one deep breath and fill this bag."
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"- Are you refusing to fill this bag? - I most certainly am."
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"- I'm placing you under arrest. - Don't be ridiculous. I haven't done anything."
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"Get in the back of the van!"
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"Hey, sarge, what's that clown doing?"
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"- Where's our checks? - Didn't sign on."
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"What are you doing in my bed?"
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"- I've been asleep. - Who is the huge spade in the bath?"
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"Presuming Ed."
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"You've got ten minutes, right? I want you out 'cause I want to get in."
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"Ten minutes, right? You better be on your feet."
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"- How did you get in? - Ingenuity, man."
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"Come up the drain pipe."
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"- Would you like a smoke? - Yes."
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"No, thanks. I've got a call to make."
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"What are you gonna do with those?"
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"The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman."
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"It can utilize up to 12 skins."
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"It is called a Camberwell Carrot."
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"It's impossible to use 12 papers in one joint."
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"It's impossible to make a Camberwell Carrot with anything less."
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"I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot."
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"When I come in, I seen one the size of a fucking dog."
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"That is a dog. Belongs to the fellow downstairs."
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"Does his dog get in the oven?"
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"- No, his dog doesn't come up here. - Then it was a rodent."
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"Opened the oven door, and it was in there looking at me."
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"Quite freaked me at the time. I was gonna cook onions."
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"- Are you going to bed now? - No."
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"Phone."
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"- Who's he going to telephone? - Squat Betty."
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"His agent. He's wasting his time because he won't be in."
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"This grass is the most powerful in the Western Hemisphere."
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"I have it specially flown in from my man in Mexico."
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"He's an expert."
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"His name is Juan."
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"This grass grows at exactly 2,000 feet above sea level."
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"- Congratulations. - Where exactly have you two been?"
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"- Holiday in the countryside. - That's a very good idea."
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"We are 91 days from the end of this decade,"
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"They'll be goin' round this town shoutin', "Bring out your dead.""
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"There was a geezer around here the other day lookin' for you."
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"- What geezer? - Some bald geezer."
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"Reckons you owe him 266 quid back rent."
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"I told him there's no question of payin' rent on a property cut with rodents."
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"He takes exception to this."
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"- You mean ratty. - I told him to piss off."
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"You bloody fool. We'll end up in court again."
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"Just high."
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"Stop laughing, Withnail. This is serious."
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"No, it ain't. I looked into it, studied the papers."
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"What papers, Danny?"
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"I was gonna cash 'em in for you."
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"For Christ's sake, Withnail, stop laughing. This is a notice of eviction."
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"Will you stop laughing? They wanna throw us out."
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"For God... Will you shut up, for God's sake? You're giving me the fear."
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"- I've gone and fucked my brain! - Change, man."
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"Find your neutral space. You've got a rush."
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"It will pass. Be seated."
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"Aren't you getting absurdly high?"
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"I couldn't. I'm spaced."
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"Not as spaced as your rodents."
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"- What do you mean? - I've dealt with 'em."
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"Dosed 'em. I expect they're dead down the drain."
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"Dead down the drain? What have you done to them?"
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"Given them all drugged onions."
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"Jesus Christ! Why have you drugged their onions?"
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"Sit down, man. Take control."
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"Give me a Valium. I'm getting the fear!"
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"You have made it high."
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"If I lay ten mils of Diazepam on you, you will do something else to your brain."
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"You will make it low. Why trust one drug and not the other?"
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"That's politics, isn't it?"
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"I'm gonna eat some sugar."
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"I recommend you smoke some more grass."
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"No way. No fucking way."
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"That is an unfortunate political decision,"
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"reflectin' these times."
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"you're presented with a difficult decision..."
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"let go before it's too late?"
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"Or hang on and keep getting higher?"
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"Posing the question, how long can you keep a grip on the rope?"
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"They're sellin' hippie wigs in Woolworth's, man."
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"The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over."
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"And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out..."
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"we have failed to paint it black."
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"My Dad'll pick up the boxes in a week."
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"- I'm off now. - Already?"
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"But I've got us a bottle open."
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"I confiscated it from Monty's supplies."
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"'53 Margaux. Best of the century."
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"I'm sure he wouldn't resent us a parting drink."
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"I can't, Withnail. I've gotta walk to the station. I'll be late."
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"- There's always time for a drink. - No."
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"All right. I'll walk with you through the park."
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"- Because I wanna walk you to the station. - Well, don't."
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"I shall miss you, Withnail."
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"I shall miss you too. Chin-chin."
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""I have of late, but wherefore I know not,"
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""lost all my mirth."
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""that this goodly frame the earth..."
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""It's a most excellent canopy, the air."
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""Look you, this brave, o'er hanging firmament."
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""This majestical roof fretted with golden fire."
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""how noble in reason,"
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""how infinite in faculties,"
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""how like an angel in apprehension."
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""How like a god!"
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""The beauty of the world:"
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""Yet to me, what is this quintessence of dust?"
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""Man delights not me."
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""No, nor women neither."
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"trump"
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"So do I. So does everybody."
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"- Where's the coffee? - "In a world exclusive interview,"
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""33-year-old shot putterJeff Wode, who weighs 317 pounds,"
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"he's much better in our sex life and in our general life."'"
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"No, no, you can't. It's impossible, I swear."
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