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Clips from Rushmore

Short Films 1998 6 min 1,259 clips
Short Animation

Credits

Want to shake hands?
"Want to shake hands?"
Rushmore
I'm glad we had this conversation.
"I'm glad we had this conversation."
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Oh, come on, Frank. You'll have complete protection.
"Oh, come on, Frank. You'll have complete protection."
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- I gotta put a dime in the meter. - Sit down, Frank.
"- I gotta put a dime in the meter. - Sit down, Frank."
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- Look, Serpico, if you agree to testify in open court... - No!
"- Look, Serpico, if you agree to testify in open court... - No!"
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- No, what? - No, I'm not gonna testify.
"- No, what? - No, I'm not gonna testify."
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Go, go, go.
"Go, go, go."
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I'll expect your gun and your badge on my desk...
"I'll expect your gun and your badge on my desk..."
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- Promise me one thing, O'Reilly. - Name it.
"- Promise me one thing, O'Reilly. - Name it."
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That you're gonna follow this thing all the way to the end...
"That you're gonna follow this thing all the way to the end..."
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of the line... where I got to be.
"of the line... where I got to be."
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So help me God.
"So help me God."
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- Someone coming out of the building. - I've got something!
"- Someone coming out of the building. - I've got something!"
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- Wait. This could be it. - There's action across the street.
"- Wait. This could be it. - There's action across the street."
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- Yeah, it's him. - It's Snowman.
"- Yeah, it's him. - It's Snowman."
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- What happened to the cannoli line? - Max...
"- What happened to the cannoli line? - Max..."
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You're supposed to say, "Forget about it, Sanchez. The old man likes his cannolis".
"You're supposed to say, "Forget about it, Sanchez. The old man likes his cannolis"."
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Look, I made a mistake, all right? It didn't make any difference anyway.
"Look, I made a mistake, all right? It didn't make any difference anyway."
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Hey, I'm letting it go, but don't say it doesn't matter.
"Hey, I'm letting it go, but don't say it doesn't matter."
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- Every line matters. - Get off my back!
"- Every line matters. - Get off my back!"
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Don't fuck with my play!
"Don't fuck with my play!"
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Thanks.
"Thanks."
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Well, it was better in rehearsals.
"Well, it was better in rehearsals."
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I'll catch up with you later, Dad. I got a dinner to go to.
"I'll catch up with you later, Dad. I got a dinner to go to."
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- Well, how was the slap? - It was good.
"- Well, how was the slap? - It was good."
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- There he is. Max, that was great. - I'm so glad you could come.
"- There he is. Max, that was great. - I'm so glad you could come."
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I want you to meet a friend of mine. Peter Flynn, Max Fischer.
"I want you to meet a friend of mine. Peter Flynn, Max Fischer."
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- Hi. - Who's this guy?
"- Hi. - Who's this guy?"
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- Peter.
"- Peter."
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- I really liked your play. It was really cool.
"- I really liked your play. It was really cool."
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- Yeah. - What happened to your nose?
"- Yeah. - What happened to your nose?"
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- I got punched in the face. - Oh, boy.
"- I got punched in the face. - Oh, boy."
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- What's your excuse? - Hey, author.
"- What's your excuse? - Hey, author."
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- How you doing? - Nice job.
"- How you doing? - Nice job."
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- Thank you. - Gonna get to meet your dad tonight?
"- Thank you. - Gonna get to meet your dad tonight?"
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Oh, no. The old man's on call.
"Oh, no. The old man's on call."
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Mr. Blume, I'd like you to meet Miss Cross...
"Mr. Blume, I'd like you to meet Miss Cross..."
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and I didn't catch this young gentleman's name.
"and I didn't catch this young gentleman's name."
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These are O.R. scrubs.
"These are O.R. scrubs."
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"O.R." they?
""O.R." they?"
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Well, they're totally inappropriate for the occasion.
"Well, they're totally inappropriate for the occasion."
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Well, I didn't know we were going to dinner.
"Well, I didn't know we were going to dinner."
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Take it easy, Max.
"Take it easy, Max."
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So what's wrong with that?
"So what's wrong with that?"
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I can write a hit play. Why can't I have a little drink to unwind myself?
"I can write a hit play. Why can't I have a little drink to unwind myself?"
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So, tell me, curly, how do you know Miss Cross?
"So, tell me, curly, how do you know Miss Cross?"
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- We went to Harvard together. - Oh, that's great.
"- We went to Harvard together. - Oh, that's great."
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I wrote a hit play and directed it.
"I wrote a hit play and directed it."
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So I'm not sweating it either.
"So I'm not sweating it either."
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Can we get a check, please?
"Can we get a check, please?"
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- What do you think you're doing? - Getting the check.
"- What do you think you're doing? - Getting the check."
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You see, we only thought we were going to be three,
"You see, we only thought we were going to be three,"
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You're being rude, Max.
"You're being rude, Max."
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- No, I'm not. - Yes, you are.
"- No, I'm not. - Yes, you are."
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No, I'm not. I'm just trying to figure out why you brought this gentleman to my play...
"No, I'm not. I'm just trying to figure out why you brought this gentleman to my play..."
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and my dinner, which was invitation only.
"and my dinner, which was invitation only."
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- Would you like me to pass you the creamer, Doc?
"- Would you like me to pass you the creamer, Doc?"
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Yes, please.
"Yes, please."
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- What is wrong with you? - What is wrong with you?
"- What is wrong with you? - What is wrong with you?"
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You hurt my feelings! This night was important to me!
"You hurt my feelings! This night was important to me!"
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How did I hurt your feelings?
"How did I hurt your feelings?"
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Oh, my God! I wrote a hit play!
"Oh, my God! I wrote a hit play!"
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And I'm in love with you.
"And I'm in love with you."
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- Hi. - Were you hiding over there?
"- Hi. - Were you hiding over there?"
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Uh, I didn't want to disrupt class.
"Uh, I didn't want to disrupt class."
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What's that you're painting?
"What's that you're painting?"
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That's a... a jellyfish.
"That's a... a jellyfish."
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What can I do for you, Mr. Blume?
"What can I do for you, Mr. Blume?"
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Max wants to talk to you.
"Max wants to talk to you."
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- What for? - To apologize, I think.
"- What for? - To apologize, I think."
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Should we talk over here?
"Should we talk over here?"
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Are you his messenger?
"Are you his messenger?"
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No, I'm his friend.
"No, I'm his friend."
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You were right. I should not have allowed him to drink.
"You were right. I should not have allowed him to drink."
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I don't think I should see Max anymore.
"I don't think I should see Max anymore."
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Well, he's not gonna like the sound of that.
"Well, he's not gonna like the sound of that."
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No. No, I know, but...
"No. No, I know, but..."
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I think I let him get too attached.
"I think I let him get too attached."
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What do you think?
"What do you think?"
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Tell him I'm sorry.
"Tell him I'm sorry."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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What is your first name?
"What is your first name?"
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Rosemary. What's yours?
"Rosemary. What's yours?"
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Herman.
"Herman."
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Dear Miss Cross,
"Dear Miss Cross,"
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I would like to take this opportunity to formally apologize...
"I would like to take this opportunity to formally apologize..."
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I'm not accustomed to drinking alcohol.
"I'm not accustomed to drinking alcohol."
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Please do me the service of coming to the unveiling of a new venture I've undertaken.
"Please do me the service of coming to the unveiling of a new venture I've undertaken."
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- What time is it, Alan? - 1:15.
"- What time is it, Alan? - 1:15."
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Excuse me, gentlemen. Hey, lay off the chips, Buchan.
"Excuse me, gentlemen. Hey, lay off the chips, Buchan."
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Did you see her?
"Did you see her?"
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- She's not here. - Well, go check her classroom.
"- She's not here. - Well, go check her classroom."
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- Shall I go ahead and take care of this tree?
"- Shall I go ahead and take care of this tree?"
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Let's wait a few minutes.
"Let's wait a few minutes."
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- What's going on here, Maxie? - Oh, hey, Coach Beck. Good to see you.
"- What's going on here, Maxie? - Oh, hey, Coach Beck. Good to see you."
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Is it true the aquarium will have piranhas?
"Is it true the aquarium will have piranhas?"
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- My source indicated that it was a possibility.
"- My source indicated that it was a possibility."
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- Bad news. - What's the story?
"- Bad news. - What's the story?"
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I guess she got sick.
"I guess she got sick."
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- You know she's not sick. Give me the phone.
"- You know she's not sick. Give me the phone."
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Janet, Max Fischer. Is Mr. Blume there?
"Janet, Max Fischer. Is Mr. Blume there?"
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Goddamn it. He's supposed to be here.
"Goddamn it. He's supposed to be here."
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I don't give a shit about the barracudas,
"I don't give a shit about the barracudas,"
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but, fuck it, I'm building it anyway.
"but, fuck it, I'm building it anyway."
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Where are those damn chain saws coming from?
"Where are those damn chain saws coming from?"
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- Max! - Oh, hello, Dr. Guggenheim.
"- Max! - Oh, hello, Dr. Guggenheim."
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- What the hell do you think you're doing? - We're having a fund-raiser for the...
"- What the hell do you think you're doing? - We're having a fund-raiser for the..."
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Turn that damn thing off!
"Turn that damn thing off!"
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Tell me this isn't happening.
"Tell me this isn't happening."
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...chapter seven.
"...chapter seven."
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One more thing. We have a new student with us today.
"One more thing. We have a new student with us today."
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His name's Max Fischer, and he's actually asked...
"His name's Max Fischer, and he's actually asked..."
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to say a few words to the class.
"to say a few words to the class."
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Max, you want to take it away?
"Max, you want to take it away?"
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Sure. Thanks very much.
"Sure. Thanks very much."
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I just wanted to introduce myself.
"I just wanted to introduce myself."
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I'm a former student of Rushmore Academy,
"I'm a former student of Rushmore Academy,"
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This is my first time in a public school.
"This is my first time in a public school."
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but I'm no elitist.
"but I'm no elitist."
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