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Clips from Tammy

Short Films 2014 1,658 clips

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Come around and talk it over
So many things that I wanna say
I just wanna use your love tonight
Ooh!
I don't wanna lose your love tonight
Nowhere to run when I'm in trouble
You know I'd do anything for you
Shit.
You're just stunned, I think.
I did that on a jungle gym.
Had the wind knocked out of me too.
Maybe you just need a little...
Maybe that'll help.
Okay, come on. Let's walk it off, man.
Get up on all fours. You can...
Attaboy! Run!
Look at you go! There you go!
Got a good gait.
Somebody get these. Oh, my God.
You're late again. Do you own a watch much?
I know I'm late. A deer jumped out of nowhere.
You look like crud. Oh, my God.
I'm coming, Keith. God.
Tammy, do you know how I got to where I am?
Sucking dick and kissing ass?
Excuse me, Keith. We need some more ketchup.
Okay. English, though, Javier. This is America.
- It was English. - That wasn't English.
- Is that blood? - Yeah.
A deer hit my car on the way in.
- You should maybe see a doctor. - No kidding.
What ba...? You mean my name tag?
That's company policy. I need it back.
It is hot. And when it's hot, people sweat.
- Not like that. Not like that. - It's how it is.
- That shit's medical. - Listen!
You are at least 40 seconds fired...
Fine. You know what? I'm gonna give you this.
- It's your middle finger. - No.
Poom.
Read between the lines.
- I get it, Tammy. - Poom. You get that?
Hey, don't let a deer hit you on the way out.
You dick. You know what?
You are no longer an employee of Topperjack's.
- Oh. - Yeah, that shit's contaminated now!
For overtime due, Keith. Overtime due.
Do not touch the Tower Deluxe burgers.
Those buns are still good. Just change the hats.
- Oh, God. - Real, real, real shitty.
It's 110 percent chicken.
My gut fear, it's mostly dick and beak.
- She's disgruntled. - You know what?
Later, loser.
Oh, are you...?
Shit.
You kidding me?
Yeah, karma.
Yeah, we'll see.
What's going on here?
Wow, you're home so early.
- I'm sorry you got fired. - Shut up, Missi.
Uh, actually, I made her dinner.
You're gonna get your ass kicked.
You hungry? You wanna eat my fist for din...?
I am so sorry, Tammy. You startled me.
Keep your dirty fingers out of my mouth.
You scratched my tongue.
For being an asshole. That's what I'm suing you for.
Why is there only $63 in here, Greg?
I'm fine!
I feel great. Pervs.
You two deserve each other.
Goddamn it.
Just don't touch anything.
And don't let her touch my underwear.
You know, you never made me dinner. Not even once.
And it smells really good too.
Yeah, I'll see you in court!
I hope you both choke on your shitty dinner!
Assholes.
Missi Jenkins is a whore!
Kicked her stupid ass.
Don't call me, Greg, when she dumps you!
Because I won't call you back!
No fucking way!
I'm gonna be too busy fucking models and shit!
Mom!
Mom, open the door!
Greg's cheating on me, Mom.
What happened?
Okay, then I'm sorry. That's terrible.
Why? Where's yours?
I will drive you to work. I'm not giving you my car.
Little prick.
- Are we really gonna do this again, Tammy? - What?
Every time something bad happens, you throw a fit...
You just don't know science.
A pattern is a series of things or events...